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[ThunderaTiger] Whoops, DERANGED mutant killer snow goons. My bad.
RD> sorry I'm late
[ThunderaTiger] Oh, was that the one with the rubberband? Hey RD!
[Fianna] and he went to set his mertilizer on deep-fat fry
[ThunderaTiger] Oh yeah! Okay, that was a good one!
[Fianna] Hi Evile One!
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RD> what have i walked into...hi
[ThunderaTiger] Evile?
[Fianna] oopsy
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[ThunderaTiger] You've walked into a Calvin and Hobbes discussion.
[ThunderaTiger] Where did J go?
[Fianna] Who is J
RD> looks like you guys scared him
[ThunderaTiger] Okay, this time, J was NOT me!
[ThunderaTiger] Promise.
RD> can we keep this civil?
[ThunderaTiger] I haven't done anything untoward yet.
[Fianna] BARK! that should keep im gone
[ThunderaTiger] LOL!
[Fianna] RD...find your mertilizer yet?
[ThunderaTiger] Out of complete curiosity, anybody here from Pakistan
or
- India?
RD> that, don't need that, never had much use for it
[Fianna] nope.
RD> no, is there going to be a war
[ThunderaTiger] Or know anything about that? Naw, I have to write a
paper
- about the Kashmir province.
RD> yikes! more deaths than in any of my stories
[Fianna] Militant Hindu, is there such a thing?
[ThunderaTiger] I wonder what would happen if I cited info from a chat
- room...
[Fianna] Closest we've gotten to a nuclear exchange since Cuba
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RD> depends on the chat room
RD> it's j again
[ThunderaTiger] True. Hey J!
[Fianna] BARK BARK BARK!
[ThunderaTiger] LOL
[J] Type HEREHi
RD> down boy, down...hi
[Fianna] Whimper
[ThunderaTiger] Keep that mutt under control, somebody.
RD> i'll kill it
[J] Stupid dog!
[ThunderaTiger] Wait a minute...I thought we were going to keep this
- civil...
[Fianna] Make RD gimme my chew toy!
[J] You kill everything
RD> ok, here's a tygra bone
[ThunderaTiger] Oh no. I have a pretty good idea of what RD's chew
toy
- is...
[ThunderaTiger] I KNEW IT!
J] Mandora balloon
RD> who's j really
[ThunderaTiger] There you go. Now THAT'S a quality chew toy.
[Fianna] That's RDs chew toy
[J] Why do you want to know?
RD> it was going to by tygra's genitals but they were too small,
[ThunderaTiger] GRRRRRR
[J] Typical
RD> sorry, i was going to be civil.
Fianna] Ialone know the identity of the boxed bits...
[ThunderaTiger] Yeah right, you were.
[J] Yeah, right
[ThunderaTiger] So Fianna, care to enlighten the rest of us?
[Fianna] And I'm not tellin'
RD> i think i know who j is
[ThunderaTiger] Humph.
RD> it was tygra
[J] Really who?
[Fianna] Wilykit used em for her chew toy
[ThunderaTiger] Hang on while I look up a definition of civil...
[Fianna] Well I'm rather upper crust high society
[J] I'm waiting
[Fianna] Gods gift to ballroom notoriety
RD> civil -- n. hahahahahahahahahaha
[J] Why do you torture Tygra, RD?
[Fianna] I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small
RD> i get bonus points.
[J] For who, Mumm-Ra
[Fianna] the social papers say Ive got the biggest balls of all
RD> ahhh, i know who you are....
[J] If you say so Fianna
[Fianna] Ahem, getting back on topic now
[J] Who am I?
[ThunderaTiger] Okay, found it. Civil. noun. Polite and formal.
RD> you're my evil accomplace
RD> polite and formal? hmmmm
[J] Am I really?
[Fianna] I do believe I've deduced her identity
[ThunderaTiger] I thought I was your evil accomplice!
RD> have you fianna?
[ThunderaTiger] So have I, actually.
[J] Yes, I am your accomplance, RD
[Fianna] using "do" in the sentence makes it polite and formal
RD> ha!
[ThunderaTiger] Okay. I do believe I have also identified the
mysterious
- accomplice.
RD> so give it up
[ThunderaTiger] I do say Ha back to RD.
[J] Are you going to call me stupid now, Thundera Tiger?
[ThunderaTiger] I do maintain all my previous utterances.
[ThunderaTiger] How's THAT for formal!
RD> ah, you don't know who it is!
[J] Who am I Thundera Tiger?
[Fianna] I am 100% sure it is one of two people
[ThunderaTiger] Of course I do know who it is. But by saying it, I do
- reveal a secret.
[Fianna] and 80% dure of which it is
RD> who?
[ThunderaTiger] I do know.
RD> you can trust me....
[J] Really who?
[Fianna] I won't ruin her fun
RD> no, j, they don't know.
RD> they probably think it's cheezey or zhie
[ThunderaTiger] No, I do believe we've already gone over those two.
[ThunderaTiger] This "do" thing sounds more southern than anything
else,
- actually.
[Fianna] Nope, I read all of her back fics.
RD> or perhaps I invented my accomplace
RD> maybe she only exists in my head
[J] Who am I?
[Fianna] Nobody can type that fast, not even the dreaded RD Rivero!
[J] With a sick mind like yours, she probably is.
RD> the suspense, the suspense, it's worse than waiting for the
election
- results
[ThunderaTiger] Unless you're Mandora, there's not room in RD's head
for
- you.
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[shadowy_figure] ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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[J] Really?
[Fianna] here we go...
RD> i thought we were past this.
[ThunderaTiger] Hee hee hee!
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[ThunderaTiger] Hey Sher Kahn!
[J] There goes that nut
RD> someone with maturity
RD> hi
[ThunderaTiger] We're all nuts!
[J] Hi
[Fianna] Kahn! Jungle book reference?
[J] Isn't that the truth?
[ThunderaTiger] Give the dog another chew toy.
[sherkahn92] This thing on?
[Fianna] Throw a dog a bone?
[ThunderaTiger] One of RD's should do just fine.
[Fianna] ::gnaw gnaw::
RD> real civil
[Fianna] I'm not eating him...evildoers are fattening
RD> hahaha
[ThunderaTiger] Unless they're scrawny.
RD> i've had my fill of snarf for one day
[ThunderaTiger] Oh, yes. Pardon me. I do believe I will throw you a
bone
- from RD.
[J] Or really small
[Fianna] who knows? its virtual reality
[ThunderaTiger] Small in many ways.
[ThunderaTiger] Whoops. That wasn't civil, either. A thousand
apologies.
RD> hmmmm
[J] How would you know that Thundera Tiger
[ThunderaTiger] Oh, let's just say I have my ways. (evil grin)
[J] Uh-huh
[ThunderaTiger] I'm thinking Sher Kahn might have a slow connection.
RD> or might be too afriad to join us
[Fianna] I found a really nice T-Cat screensaver at Tucows
[ThunderaTiger] Tucows? I think that's where I got mine...
RD> i think i have one of those, the pictures cameout funny
[ThunderaTiger] That's probably a user problem.
[Fianna] He freaked when I asked him if he got his name from Jungle
Book
RD> or tail spin
RD> right its the same thing...
[J] Here we go
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[Al_Gore] Vote for me.
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RD> in the name of god
[Fianna] This is fun! It's been years since I chatted. Ah youre
right mr
- rivero!
[J] Oh good grief
[Fianna] ITS OVER MAN!
[Fianna] only the recounts remain
[ThunderaTiger] Yeah, tell that to the Democrats.
RD> i want that jacka$$ out of my chat room
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[George_Bush] Vote for me.
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[J] Get out of here
RD> this isn't florida ok
[Fianna] I cant talk, I live in Florida
[ThunderaTiger] I can definitely agree with you there. It's snowing
- outside.
[J] Don't get spiffy with us!
[Fianna] They each offered me fifty bucks
[ThunderaTiger] Did they really? Sweet. Maybe I'l move.
RD> and you voted twice
RD> you're one of the reasons it's come to this
[Fianna] I voted for Nader
[J] WHAT
[ThunderaTiger] Nader! That guy cracks me up.
[Fianna] Not a hope in hell of winning...it was a protest vote
[ThunderaTiger] Just for fun, they should have thrown Perot into the
mix.
RD> nader, isn't he the bad guy is star wars
[Fianna] down with the corporate stooges!
[ThunderaTiger] What about Gates? They should let Gates run for
office.
RD> i voted for buchanan, the only one more evil than me...i actually
- laughed in the voting booth
[J] That NERD
[ThunderaTiger] LOL! Okay, J, who did you vote for?
[Fianna] Bill Gates is the Antichrist...no wait, thats Martha Stewart
[J] None of your business
[ThunderaTiger] NOOOOO! I WILL NOT HEAR THE NAME OF MARTHA STEWART!
The
- woman is evil incarnate!
[J] That was mean Sorry
[ThunderaTiger] Oh, no offense. I wasn't going to reveal my vote,
either.
RD> i voted for mumm-ra
[ThunderaTiger] Actually, I wrote in Tygra.
[J] Figures
[Fianna] I voted Tygra on a write in, locally of course
[Fianna] He's tropical, after all
[ThunderaTiger] Anybody from Missouri? Is that where they elected
the dead
- guy?
RD> jagga?
[ThunderaTiger] Sure, Jaga.
[J] I caught RD and Tygra in the Garden of Delights is you get my
drift
[Fianna] In new hamp. a while ago, it came down to 20 votes
RD> hey, our mad trysts are private affairs...
[ThunderaTiger] Mad trysts?
[Fianna] thats a riveroism - like "The horror, the horror!"
[J] Not according to the Tabloids
RD> yes...I LOVE TYGRA...[breaks down in tears.]
[ThunderaTiger] The horror, the horror.
[ThunderaTiger] I've adopted the riverosim.
RD> it's a riveroism?
[J] Yes, Tygra dump Thundera Tiger for RD. How sad?
[Fianna] Don't let him fool you...at heart RD is a romantic
RD> we were both lonely, why, without even genitals to keep us company
[ThunderaTiger] T'was really an illusion. I watched the whole thing
and
- laughed as RD enjoyed his mad tryst with Bunny-Ra.
[Fianna] I read Xanadu
[J] RD's also messing around with another Thundecat.
RD> i am not a romatic...i am envil, evil man
[ThunderaTiger] RD's always messing around with another Thundercat.
RD> who?
[Fianna] Pardon, Squire Rivero, but did you ever get that last batch o
- comments I sent you?
[ThunderaTiger] What is an envil man? Kind of like an anvil salesman?
[J] You know who
RD> yes it did --
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[ThunderaTiger] RD, do you sell anvils?
RD> was it liono
[J] Bye
[ThunderaTiger] I think Sher Kahn gave up.
RD> hey[ThunderaTiger] hey?
[J] Or maybe he thinks we're wierd
[Fianna] Sorry to see him go
RD> we scared him
[Fianna] nice guy...
[ThunderaTiger] We scare me, too.
[J] You scared him
[Fianna] kinda quiet...
RD> and yes i sell anvils, but they're all bloody
[ThunderaTiger] Yes, very quiet. You gotta watch the quiet ones.
[ThunderaTiger] Do the anvils come from ACME?
[J] Tygra's blood
[Fianna] Coyote blood? Beep!
[Fianna] Beep!
[ThunderaTiger] Beep beep!
RD> no...so who it, liono, bengali, cheetara, kit
[ThunderaTiger] Probably Snarfer.
RD> !
RD> !!
[J] You know who
[ThunderaTiger] Or even...gasp...Martha Stewart!
[Fianna] I am being watched
[ThunderaTiger] Snarf gave her honorary TCat status.
[J] Snarf of course
RD> i am shocked...just shocked
[J] You like his tail for some reason
[ThunderaTiger] There was a plot to terminate her, but RD put a stop
to it.
RD> i did not have sexual relations with that snarf
[Fianna] Mrs Fianna watches daytime talk shows
[ThunderaTiger] TV...what's that again?
RD> i watch jerry springer when i can
RD> what's her favorite
[ThunderaTiger] LOL. Okay, now I know where you get your story ideas.
[Fianna] SJR!
RD> sally! i used to watch her alot
[ThunderaTiger] Why do talk shows come up with these really original
names
- like "Sally"?
[Fianna] Mrs Fianna gives me a sidelong look whenever I log on
[ThunderaTiger] I might be watched...I don't know. I'm in a campus
computer
- lab right now.
[ThunderaTiger] Yes, I'm definitely being watched. All the hot
guys...heh
- heh heh.
[Fianna] Your proffessor is laughing his head off
[J] Yeah right
RD> i think tygra's getting jealous
[ThunderaTiger] Tygra knows my heart belongs to him.
[ThunderaTiger] Oh boy, that was really bad.
[J] And Bengali
[ThunderaTiger] No, Bengali isn't the important one.
[Fianna] RD wants to kick Lion-O's but
RD> yup, that was bad
[Fianna] butt
[J] He can't
RD> why liono?
[ThunderaTiger] Why not?
RD> i know why not...but i kind of like liono
[Fianna] Hey, guy, it was YOUR idea, heh heh
[ThunderaTiger] Uh oh...I sense a relationship again...
[J] Lion-O could kick hi a$$
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[Lion-O] I LOVE YOU RD!!!
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[J] Hey!
[J] BYE!
RD> if it's liono he might want to do some other things....let's not
got
- there
[J] You would of course
[Fianna] Youth and the Puritan
[ThunderaTiger] It can't be all bad. I mean, he's got the Sword,
after all.
[J] LOL
[Fianna] shwing!
RD> i was very kind to him in that story
[ThunderaTiger] And it expands.
Fianna] that is one reason I assert you are a romantic at heart
RD> and i might add i was also kind to tygra too
[J] Let's not go there
[ThunderaTiger] Yes, you were very kind to Tygra. Many thanks.
RD> there might be something wrong with me, yes
[ThunderaTiger] Yes, definitely.
[J] WE all know that
[Fianna] I'll confess.. I am RDs biggest fan
[ThunderaTiger] I think I'm the only sane one here.
[J] I'm sane too
RD> thank you
RD> someone understands me
[Fianna] Ive been reading his entire backlog for close to a year
[ThunderaTiger] Sane. What is sane? To be sane, or not to be
sane...that
- is the question.
[J] I do, RD
RD> and you're still sane?
[Fianna] The man is just plain good...
[J] Yep
[ThunderaTiger] That's what I was going to ask.
[Fianna] I mean that in an evil way, of course
[J] But of course
[ThunderaTiger] Or an anvil way.
[ThunderaTiger] Boom boom boom...
RD> anvils...what's with the anvils?
[Fianna] Anybody need a coyote end table?
[J] Where did that come from?
[ThunderaTiger] Maybe they come in pastel colors.
[J] RD
[Fianna] slightly damaged...cheep!
[ThunderaTiger] RD has a Mandora end table.
[J] And a Tygra end table
[Fianna] Thats his nightstand, Tiger
[ThunderaTiger] OOOOoooohhhh...got it.
[J] Got what? Milk
[ThunderaTiger] Tygra just humors RD sometimes by pretending to be an
end
- table. He can change shapes, you know.
[ThunderaTiger] Always have milk!
[Fianna] Your right, RD, you do get alot of abuse, you poor thing!
[ThunderaTiger] RD has vanished...
RD> these evil people...
[J] I'll stop abusing, RD. Partners should stick together
RD> i'm busy cutting and pasting this log together
[Fianna] Im extolling his virtues
[ThunderaTiger] I'm trying to kill him.
RD> someone has to...look at that, and she admits it too
[ThunderaTiger] But RD, you should be grateful. After all, I did
make you
- an ASOE.
[Fianna] Every story needs a good villian
[J] How should we Tygra this time, RD?
RD> hmmm, hmmm
RD> something new, something spectacular
[ThunderaTiger] You know, you could always leave him alone...
[ThunderaTiger] That would be new...
[J] Why?
[J] Isn't it fun?
[ThunderaTiger] Oh, I don't know. Because he's got more brains than
both of
- you put together.
RD> and torment his mind...no..it has to be good, a great death scene
[ThunderaTiger] Of course, both of you together don't amount
to...never
- mind. That's not civil.
[J] Yeah, right. At least I'm not addicted to stuff
[Fianna] I'm addicted to fanfic
[ThunderaTiger] I'll second that.
[Fianna] and Spenser novels
RD> how about he flushes the toilet and he gets sucked down and
chokes on
- his own excriment
[Fianna] and Guinness
RD> yeah, that's a perfect death for tygra
[ThunderaTiger] Oh, and then a big bathtub could follow him down.
How
- original!
[J] HAHA!
Fianna] but I only get it twice a year
[ThunderaTiger] Come on, you can come up with something better than
that.
[ThunderaTiger] Who's Spenser?
RD> hmmmm
[J] I had something original. Remeber you eating him Thundera Tiger
[ThunderaTiger] No, I don't remember anything of the sort.
RD> that was great! i loved it
[J] Or me cutting off his genitials
[Fianna] Robert B Parker, about thirty books
RD> that took a really small knife
[J] It was very small by the way
[Fianna] All excellent
RD> lol
[ThunderaTiger] I had some great orevirdr burgers the other day,
though.
[J] HA!
[ThunderaTiger] Robert B Parker? What genre?
[Fianna] Mystery
[Fianna] Remember "Spenser for Hire" tv show?
[J] It's been a while
[Fianna] Books are better
RD> books are always beter
[ThunderaTiger] Never been much of a mystery fan, and I don't think I
saw
- the tv show.
[Fianna] He's still writing
[J] Aren't they always
[Fianna] neither was I, a friend got me hooked.
[ThunderaTiger] Good mystery book, though, is Murder and Magic. Kind
of
- like fantasy and mystery combined.
[Fianna] Spenser and Travis McGee
[ThunderaTiger] Too Many Magicians, that's another good one, too.
[Fianna] Ever read "Support Your Local Wizard"?
RD> my reading habits are lousy
[J] Nope
[ThunderaTiger] I bet I could write a mystery novel. "The Mysterious
Murder
- of RD and J."
[ThunderaTiger] What's it about?
[Fianna] reading introduces influences to tour work
[J] Is Tygra going to kill us?

[ThunderaTiger] That's the mystery.
[Fianna] little kids who study magic from a book they find at the
library
[J] We'll kill him first, right RD?
RD> right
[ThunderaTiger] snickers
[Fianna] Stephen King: Word Processor of the Gods
RD> and cut his body into little parts, oh my god i know what to do
[ThunderaTiger] Most hilarious book I ever read: Pet Cemetary. I
laughed
- all the way through it.
RD> it's so perfectly evil
[J] I'll bet
[ThunderaTiger] Oh boy. Okay, let's hear it.
[J] Hear what?
RD> we take al gore and george bush and combine them with tygra
[Fianna] Tanith Lee: Secret Books of Paradys, Glass Dagger
[ThunderaTiger]
-
NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[J] Oh, boy
RD>
-
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSS
[ThunderaTiger] Okay, that's just mean and cruel. There are
international
- laws against that, bud.
[J] HAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Fianna] stupid kim basinger move: cool world
[Fianna] movie
RD> i hated that movie
[J] WHere
[Fianna] hell, move
[ThunderaTiger] Move, movie, same difference.
[Fianna] nothing to like in it
[J] That was a stupid movie
[Fianna] to the actors anyway
[ThunderaTiger] And a stupid move.
[Fianna] killed her career
RD> we'll call it tygorush
[ThunderaTiger] Heh heh heh. Look. I'm witty.
[Fianna] Yes you are!
[ThunderaTiger] Ah, many thanks.
[J] Except when it comes to figuring out who RD partner is
[Fianna] I'm behind in my reading, and writing
ThunderaTiger] Tis okay. I've got writer's block.
[ThunderaTiger] And like I said, I do know who RD's partner is. I'm
just
- not telling.
[J] I like part 13 of TWSE
[Fianna] I promised to read some of RD's sidekick's back stories, buit
- havent had the time to go get them yet
RD> i, however, do not suffer from writer's block, i'm simply on
vacation
[J] Who am I
[ThunderaTiger] Many thanks. I like Part 15, actually, but it's not
up yet.
- More death, though.
[Fianna] neither do I, I'm just swamped!
[J] I don't have writer's block I don't write
[ThunderaTiger] And as for who you are...you are...evil!
[J] Am I really? Why?
[ThunderaTiger] Because Tygra is good.
[Fianna] In Florida, swamped get it? HAH I thought of my own joke!
- Hooray for me!
[J] Tygra is a wimp!
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RD> silky fruit anyone
[ThunderaTiger] Oh, very nice, Fianna.
[J] Tell it like it is, RD
[ThunderaTiger] Hey Cheetah.
[J] HI Cheetah
RD> hi
[Fianna] Greetings and salutations
[Cheetah] Oh, my god, for the first time, actual people in here...
RD> hi
[Fianna] Greetings and salutations
[Cheetah] Oh, my god, for the first time, actual people in here...
[ThunderaTiger] Um, I wouldn't go that far.
[Fianna] around here, its more like cretins and salivations
RD> we are not actual people
[J] I'm not so sure abou Thundera Tiger
[Cheetah] how the hell do i change my name on this thing?
[ThunderaTiger] We are figments of someone's dimented imagination.
[ThunderaTiger] On the login screen.
RD> you can't
[J] I agree
[ThunderaTiger] You can log off again.
[Cheetah] yeah, you're not real people and I'm no real doctor, but who
- cares...
[ThunderaTiger] Zhie?
RD> i'm a doctor
[Fianna] No, I really am an eight foot tall green caninoid ::snicker::
RD> of evil
[Cheetah] dammit, i knew it was going to be something like that...hold
- on....
ThunderaTiger] I'm...what am I?
[ThunderaTiger] I'm a tiger.
[Cheetah] I'm more evil
[J] Sure you are, RD
[ThunderaTiger] Evil is good.
RD> so tygra is evil
[ThunderaTiger] But wait...that'
[J] Really. How are you more evil?
[Cheetah] i'm a cheetah...wait, that's obvious...hold on...
[ThunderaTiger] that's a paradox.

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[J] BYE
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RD> hi
[J] Hey
[ThunderaTiger] How can good be evil? It can't. Therefore...evil is
good.
- And good is evil. And there is no such thing anymore.
[DrZhie] ah, much better this time
[Fianna] Im evil...I just sucker in my prey with a thin veneer of
sweetness
[ThunderaTiger] Hey Zhie. Again.
[DrZhie] hi
[Fianna] ZHIE!!! Minuet rocks :)
RD> that reminds me, hamlet was the last book i read
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[DrZhie] i'm just more evil 'cause that's the way it is
[Doctor_Evil] I AM EVIL!!!
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[J] How long ago was that
RD> a few days ago
[ThunderaTiger] Sorry, I hadn't done that in a while.
[J] That was original
[DrZhie] i am the epitomy of evil...and when i want to be...i'm worse
RD> i read them again
[ThunderaTiger] Hey, I told you. I have writer's block.
[J] I liked Hamlet
[ThunderaTiger] Hamlet...definitely my favorite Shakespeare play.
[Fianna] my daughter bought some writers blocks
[ThunderaTiger] The Importance of Being Earnest is a good one, too.
RD> there's neither good nor bad but thinking makes it so
[ThunderaTiger] LOL
[Fianna] she arranged them in some very unsavory combinations on her
- refrigerator
[J] How can you buy writes block
[ThunderaTiger] There is something rotting in this chat room...
RD> a tygra corpse
[J] Who, you
ThunderaTiger] No, smells like...RD. Have you been stinky again
[Fianna] and it being her house, I couldn't yell at her about it
RD> that would be grune
[ThunderaTiger] Oh yeah.
[J] M stands for moron
[ThunderaTiger] How could we forget that Grune is stinky.
[DrZhie] what? rotting? *pulls the tygra head out of her lunch box*
no, no,
- it's not rotting, i'm aging it...makes it taste better
[ThunderaTiger] I'm surrounded by idiots.
RD> grune is the man, m stands for man
[Fianna] more evil zhie? perhaps. more twisted? I'll give you that
one
[J] M stands for Monkian's lover
RD> but i agree with kat, he does need something on his uniform that
tells
- us he's a man
[ThunderaTiger] There are actually some pretty creative responses in
the Top
- Ten. Should be good.
[ThunderaTiger] For instance...mental...
[DrZhie] no, actually, from the way the list on the side is
alphabetized,
- you've got a bunch of idiots on top of you, Thundera Tiger
RD> be gentle
[ThunderaTiger] Oh boy. maybe I should change my name.
[Fianna] yipeyipeyipe
[J] To what?
RD> look at all the abuse he suffered at the hands of jagga
[ThunderaTiger] A_ThunderaTiger
[J] Uh-huh
[ThunderaTiger] And Grune deserved everything Jaga gave him.
RD> !
[J] I agree
RD> gasp
[Fianna] JAGA KICKS ARSE!
[J] Don't act so shock
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[A_ThunderaTiger] Look. Now I'm on top.
[DrZhie] hmm...then you'll be on top of a bunch of idiots if you
change it
- to that
[J] Ha ha
[DrZhie] hmm...now you're surrounding the idiots...
[ThunderaTiger] But I'm on top and on bottom. I'm in complete
control.
[ThunderaTiger] I'm keeping the idiots in line.
[Fianna] there is no good way out of this situation for tiger
[J] Sure you are
[A_ThunderaTiger] The Tiger needs no way out. The tiger is all
powerful.
[J] Not compared to me he isn't
[Fianna] tear em up, tigger!
[ThunderaTiger] I wonder what happens...
[J] if.....
[ThunderaTiger] Ancient Spirits of Tigers...Transform this omnipotent
form
- to TIGER-RA...THE EVER-KILLING!!!
[Fianna] here kittykitty kitty
[ThunderaTiger] strange music plays.
RD> very strange music
[A_ThunderaTiger] So now what do I become over here?
[J] I can kick all the tigers butt
[ThunderaTiger] ROWRL!
[J] GRRRRRR
[Fianna] WOOF!
[ThunderaTiger] CHOMP.
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[ThunderaTiger] Hmm...tasty authors.
[Fianna] YIPYIP
[ThunderaTiger] What the?!
[ThunderaTiger] !
[J] Here doggie doggie
[0.0000] two can play at this game, my fellow mastermind
[Fianna] uh...
[J] Really?
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[1] Dang, didn't work. Hang on...
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[0.0000] mwahahahaha
[J] This is getting stupid
[Fianna] that won't get you to the top
[Fianna] try "-1
[A_ThunderaTiger] Yeah, I noticed.
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[-1] HEE HEE!
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[Fianna] promise to be nice to canines now
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[J] You guys need help
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[-0.000000] This is so not fair.
[-0] hahahahahah
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[Fianna] is this like ballot stuffing?
[ThunderaTiger] Something like that.
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[Fianna] ::chuff::
[ThunderaTiger] Okay, I'll be at the bottom of the pile.
RD> too much work
[ThunderaTiger] I give in.
[ThunderaTiger] I give up.
[ThunderaTiger] I admit it.
[J] You hate Tygra
[ThunderaTiger] I'm better than you all, so I'll help your egos by
staying
- at the bottom.
[Fianna] I got here first, and I'm #2
[DrZhie] oy vey....
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RD> this is going to be one weird chat log
[J] Number 3
[ThunderaTiger] Last time was fairly different, too.
RD> oh man, another author bites the dust?
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RD> wb
[J] We are being silly aren't we?
[ThunderaTiger] Nope, she came back.
[Fianna] We left the cheetah in the dust
[ThunderaTiger] Tigers live everything in the dust.
[ThunderaTiger] Leave.
[Fianna] warner bros?
[ThunderaTiger] We also live in everything.
[J] Including squalor
[ThunderaTiger] Wait a sec...I'm not on the bottom anymore!
[Zhie] There, now Fianna's #1, ThunderaTiger's no longer at the
bottom, and
- I still have my fermenting Tygra head. It's like christmas
[J] HAHA
[Fianna] nicely done!
[ThunderaTiger] I was just getting used to the bottom...
[Zhie] you can all thank me in the morning...or just deposit a dead
snarf on
- my doorstep, which ever you prefer...
RD> i hear tygra likes to be bottom
[ThunderaTiger] I've never been there before...
[J] You want to be on the bottom like Tygra?
[ThunderaTiger] Tygra is only on the bottom when we get a little
fiesty.
[J] Boy can we read our minds, RD
[Fianna] why does everyone hate snarfs?
RD> hmmm, i wonder why
[Fianna] snarves?
[ThunderaTiger] I love snarfs.
[J] They're okay
[ThunderaTiger] I only killed one for good measure.
[Fianna] Broiled, with a good hollendaise sauce, perhaps
[J] Like 13
[ThunderaTiger] Yup. Just like 13.
RD> too many spines, i perfer tiger meat
[Zhie] no, Tygra doesn't like to be on the bottom, he just always
seems to
- end up six feet deep...there's a huge difference...
[ThunderaTiger] Killed a dog, then, too.
[Fianna] gotta go, troops, the missus is calling me
RD> so i'm an asoe now
[J] BYe
RD> bye
[ThunderaTiger] Spines? I always considerd snarfs spineless.
[Zhie] bye
[ThunderaTiger] Bye J
[Fianna] see ya nest week!
[Fianna] next
[J] Bye
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[ThunderaTiger] next, nest, are we roosting or something?
[J] Bye
RD> bye
[J] Yes, Tygra
RD> ?
[ThunderaTiger] !
[J] Or Bengali
RD> i see him with wileykat
[J] Or lynx-O
[ThunderaTiger] No, Bengali is the non-important one. He doesn't get
- anyone. Except Pumyra. Who was she again?
[J] Pumyra who
[ThunderaTiger] Exactly.
RD> she was the tall one...no...she was the one with..no
RD> i forget...no that was chilla....
RD> hmmm
[ThunderaTiger] Did she live in the White pyramid?
[J] She doesn't have anything
[ThunderaTiger] No, that was...Luna? No, Mumm-Rana.
[J] Luna has Amok
RD> there was willa, mandora...
[ThunderaTiger] Ma-Mutt's alter ego?
RD> that female snarf, yeah that was her...no...wait
[J] snarfer
[ThunderaTiger] Nayda, the one Unicorn Guardian...was her name Pumyra?
[J] Nah
RD> roberbelle
RD> no
[ThunderaTiger] A mook warrior maiden? Under Nayda?
[J] I don't see Bengali with a robot
[ThunderaTiger] Let's see...we've got Bengali and Lynx-O, plus all the
- Berbils who traveled around with them...
RD> why not, he already dates tygra
[J] Tygra's no gay!
[ThunderaTiger] Oh look! The voice of support!
RD> you're right, he's bi
[Zhie] only when it helps the ratings is Tygra gay
[J] Do you really know who I am?
[ThunderaTiger] Tygra is gay when certain authors want to express
closeted
- feelings.
[J] Do you really know who I am?
[ThunderaTiger] Tygra is gay when certain authors want to express
closeted
- feelings.
[ThunderaTiger] And no, I really don't know who you are.
[Zhie] damn, you took the rest of my comment, RD
[J] LIke RD
RD> hey
[J] It's the truth
[ThunderaTiger] Truth hurts.
RD> everyone turned against me...one night with mandora and this
happens
[J] I'm kidding RD
[ThunderaTiger] But was it really Mandora?
[J] Bi maybe
[ThunderaTiger] Not Tygra, though.
[Zhie] And I don't giving a flying...hey, is it okay if i say all the
- naughty ka-ka words in here, or would ya rather i keep things PG -
**** who
- you are, J
[J] Tygra's not
[ThunderaTiger] Ooo, pretty starts.*********************************
[ThunderaTiger] Stars.
[J] RD's mysterious partner
RD> go on say it, caca words are ok
[J] Not yet
[ThunderaTiger] *******************
RD> you see stars, i see dead tygras
[ThunderaTiger] ****************************
[ThunderaTiger]
******************************************************8
[J] I know that
[ThunderaTiger] Hey, the mysterious number 8.
[ThunderaTiger] Okay, I think I'm now sufficiently crazy. I gotta
run.
RD> so i have closeted feelings, is that it? is that what it's come
to.
- you tigers are low
[J] Bye
RD> bye
[ThunderaTiger] Bye people! See ya next week!
[Zhie] bye
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[J] Tigers are low aren't they
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[shadowy_figure] ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
RD> oh lord
[J] Oh good grief
[shadowy_figure] Sorry, parting gift.
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[J] Good riddance
RD> death to tigers
[J] YES
RD> so there, oh, and I'll try to answer your email to night
[J] okay Thanks
RD> i took the exam today and i didn't do so bad.
[J] I'll work on our story tonight. I think I did well on mine
RD> hmmm....
RD> so you're doing waves now?
[J] I already go to the part wher Tygra goes mad. Sound waves
RD> eke
[J] I can't type
RD> i can't wait to see that
[J] I have to finish the homework tonight
RD> i've got a couple of things to do too.
[J] If you want I can give you the problem now i fyou want to look at
it
RD> i'll have look...
[J] I'll email you
RD> ok
[J] Are we boring you Zhie
[J] I'm going to go. I'll email you, probably in the morning RD. BYE!
RD> bye
[Zhie] bye, J
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RD> the work of evil is never done
[Zhie] nah, ya weren't boring me...unless that was your intentions,
in which
- case i'll just say youwere to placate you..
RD> i don't think that was what we wanted to do.
RD> but it was too civil.
RD> there wasn't enough blood for my tastes
[Zhie] oh, yeah, no gutting of snarfs or dead tygras for nearly five
- minutes, i can see your concern...
RD> rd presses a button, a car falls on tygra's ass, his internal
organs
- shoot out of his gapping mouth
RD> you're daily dose of tygra death
RD> i should go prepare the chat log
RD> shere kahn had java trouble and couldn't participate
RD> hmmm.
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RD> well, there we go.