Session Start: Sat Dec 08 22:58:34 2001
[22:58] *** Now talking in #ThunderCats
[22:58] *** Topic
is 'http://www.flid.net/is_your_son_a_computer_hacker.htm <---really
fucking hillaroius'
[22:58] *** Set by X2 on Sat Dec 08 11:32:01
[22:58] #ThunderCats url is http://www.thunderwolf.org/tcatgr.html
[22:58] -X2- You are now logged into #ThunderCats as RD.
[22:58] <Peachyra> hello Rd
[22:58] <ThunderWolf> hi rd
[22:58] <Nixon> hi
[22:58] <Shark> Heh heh, I think he posted it just because it's an
interesting page
[22:58] <Shark> Hi RD!
[22:58] <Nixon> .op Nixon
[22:58] *** X2 sets mode: +o Nixon
[22:59] <Nixon> what's up?
[22:59] <Shark> Nothing much
[22:59] <Peachyra> well, that works
[22:59] <Nixon> it's not rd, it's remington d.
[22:59] <Shark> LOL
[22:59] <Shark> Still on that Remmington thing, eh? ;)
[22:59] <Nixon> of course!
[22:59] <Shark> Heh heh heh!
[23:00] <Nixon> i won't stop til it makes it to the riffs, then its
immortal
[23:00] <Peachyra> oye vey
[23:00] <Peachyra> you're not a remington
[23:00] <Peachyra> you're not even a winchester or a browing
[23:00] <Shark> ROTFL
[23:00] <Shark> You all are funny ;)
[23:00] <Nixon> i use elephant guns myself
[23:01] <Peachyra> well, somebody's got to make the guns
[23:01] <Peachyra> elephants don't
[23:01] <Nixon> actually, they do
[23:01] <Nixon> they need to make money now that they cant roam
around the jungles anymore
[23:01] <Shark> Heh heh heh!
[23:02] <Peachyra> mmm hmm
[23:02] <Peachyra> Did you know that there are actually two types of
humans? The slightly larger and less intelligent kind, males, have
protruding external genitalia called "penises" that are used for
making important life decisions. Meanwhile, females have these nifty
things called "vaginas" that no one understands yet, especially
males.
[23:03] <Shark> :p
[23:03] <Nixon> i think you have to emphasis that "no one understands
yet" phrase
[23:04] <Peachyra> hahaha
[23:04] <Peachyra> I'm taking the revaped sex test at the spakr
[23:04] <Shark> It's a mystery
[23:04] <Nixon> perhaps one day science will have the answer
[23:05] <Peachyra> hopefully
[23:05] <Nixon> of course, it might require disections
[23:06] <Peachyra> ....
[23:06] <Peachyra> that's what cadavers are for
[23:06] <Shark> http://www.furnation.com/humor/lionkin.htm
[23:06] <Peachyra> it's too small to read
[23:06] <Shark> Heh heh, I remember this MAD comic
[23:06] <Nixon> why not fresh bodies?
[23:07] <Nixon> cadavers are so...icky
[23:08] <Shark> LOL!
[23:08] <Shark> Heh heh, I agree ;)
[23:08] <Peachyra> like you've had a shot at a cadaver
[23:08] <Shark> This comic does make some good points about the movie
[23:08] <Shark> I've eaten many. FOr example a boat full of snarfs
sank
[23:08] <Nixon> well, someone who studies physiology lent me their
anatomy book a few days back
[23:08] <Nixon> egad
[23:09] <Shark> Didn't find the bodies until about two or three days
after the fact
[23:09] <Shark> Nothing worse than a waterlogged snarf cadaver
[23:10] <Peachyra> eww
[23:10] * Shark whips out a half eaten snarf cadaver
[23:10] <Peachyra> cool, I'm gonna have sex with 5 more people in my
life time
[23:10] <Peachyra> :-)
[23:10] <Shark> Here, have a bite!
[23:10] <Peachyra> no thanks
[23:10] <Shark> :(
[23:10] <ThunderWolf> where is this test
[23:11] <Peachyra> at the spark
[23:11] <Peachyra> they've updated it so that they make "toy"
suggestions now for the older crowd
[23:12] <Nixon> hahah
[23:12] <Peachyra> let's see, they'll all be males, and I'll fall in
love with two of them
[23:12] <Nixon> with five other people, huh?
[23:13] <ThunderWolf> the_spark.com ?
[23:13] <Peachyra> yes'm
[23:13] <Peachyra> yup, 5 more
[23:13] <Peachyra> geeze, I better get moving
[23:15] <Shark> Geez, on some of these questions...
[23:15] <Nixon> who could it be
[23:16] <Nixon> hmmm, i feel like fianna now
[23:16] <Nixon> very nauty
[23:16] <Peachyra> ?
[23:16] <Peachyra> Fianna's been naughty?
[23:16] <Nixon> when is he not?
[23:17] <Peachyra> true
[23:18] <Nixon> so let's see, where's that exam
[23:19] <Peachyra> the spark.com
[23:20] <Shark> Heh heh, my results were not so surprising
[23:20] <Peachyra> no more men in your life?
[23:21] <Shark> Heh heh, yeah...only room for one.
[23:21] <Peachyra> awwww
[23:21] <Shark> And I think he knows who he is ;)
[23:21] <Peachyra> you know, they come up with the craziest names for
vibrators
[23:22] <Shark> LOL
[23:22] <Peachyra> :-D
[23:23] <Peachyra> you get any recomendatings for love toys, or was
that only for the girls?
[23:23] <Shark> LOL, yes, I did
[23:23] <Peachyra> oh geeze, they even got one that is molded so that
it's peirced!
[23:23] <Peachyra> hahaha
[23:24] <Shark> Bwhahaha
[23:27] <Nixon> 3 people? hmmm
[23:28] <Peachyra> that's not too bad
[23:29] <Nixon> i wonder
[23:29] <Peachyra> about what?
[23:30] <Nixon> i just always wonder
[23:30] <Shark> heh heh heh!
[23:30] <Nixon> nothing in particular
[23:30] <Peachyra> well, that's not very interesting
[23:30] <Peachyra> :-p
[23:32] <Nixon> let me find something interesting
[23:32] <Nixon> a picture, perhaps
[23:33] <Peachyra> you do that
[23:33] <Peachyra> I'll go find something chocolate
[23:33] <Peachyra> that'll be interesting
[23:33] <Peachyra> ;-)
[23:35] <Nixon> http://coke.rotten.com/john-fu/
[23:36] <Nixon> this'll do it
[23:36] <Nixon> http://coke.rotten.com/gran-canarias/
[23:36] <Peachyra> hahaha
[23:36] <Peachyra> that first one was good
[23:37] <Peachyra> ewww
[23:37] <Peachyra> how can someone do that to themselves?
[23:37] <ThunderWolf> ouch
[23:38] <Nixon> painful to watch, i know
[23:38] <Peachyra> it's just to gruewsome
[23:38] <Shark> Oww!!
[23:38] <Nixon> ill find a better one
[23:39] <ThunderWolf> BTW RD... there are no more group pics on the
tcatgr site
[23:40] <ThunderWolf> er member pics I mean
[23:40] <Nixon> you took them down
[23:40] <Shark> He had to.
[23:40] <Nixon> well, no big deal
[23:41] <Peachyra> oh, how come?
[23:45] <Nixon> some might still be at the list, but you'd have to
dig through the archives
[23:46] <Peachyra> ok
[23:48] *** Spark has joined #ThunderCats
[23:48] <Nixon> hi
[23:48] <Spark> Greetings!
[23:48] <Peachyra> you're alive!
[23:48] <Shark> Heya Spark!
[23:49] <Peachyra> ;-)
[23:49] <Peachyra> I thought i had lost you to that website
[23:49] <Spark> Hi Sharky, Peachy
[23:49] <Spark> oh not at all Peachy
[23:49] <Peachyra> that's good to know
[23:49] <Peachyra> I'm sure you've got a whole supply in your bad
anyhow
[23:49] <Shark> Heh heh!
[23:50] * Peachyra starts searching though Sparky's bag
[23:50] * Spark smiles
[23:51] <Peachyra> ah ha
[23:51] <Peachyra> I found a locked portion!
[23:51] * Spark smirks
[23:51] <Peachyra> no fair
[23:52] <Spark> you think I would let a part of it open?
[23:52] <Spark> Chanur could have found something there I didn t want
him to see..
[23:52] <Peachyra> hahaha
[23:52] <Peachyra> he probably wouldnt' have wanted to see it either
[23:53] <Peachyra> of course, he probably has no clue about that kind
of thing
[23:53] *** Zhyan has joined #ThunderCats
[23:53] *** X2 sets mode: +o Zhyan
[23:53] <Spark> course...
[23:53] <Peachyra> hello zy
[23:53] <Spark> Welcome Zy
[23:53] <Nixon> hi
[23:53] <Zhyan> hello
[23:53] <ThunderWolf> hi Zhyan
[23:54] <Shark> Hi Zy!
[23:55] * Zhyan says "HI!!!" to everyone before running over to the
bar to get refreshments
[23:55] * Spark blinks
[23:55] <Spark> there is no panni in that bar Zhyan
[23:56] * Zhyan shudders
[23:56] <ThunderWolf> course there is
[23:56] <Zhyan> I need something a little more gentle than panni
[23:56] <ThunderWolf> I keep it stocked with everything
[23:56] * Spark blinks again
[23:56] * Peachyra hands zy a beer
[23:56] * Peachyra hands spark a Shirly Temple
[23:57] <Spark> lol
[23:57] * Zhyan takes the beer gratefully and sits up a corner
[23:57] * Spark accepts drink
[23:58] * Peachyra mixes a fruity drink for herself
[23:58] <Peachyra> would anyone else like something?
[23:58] <Nixon> i'd like tygra's head on a shishkabob
[23:58] <Peachyra> I'm only serving drinks tonight
[23:59] <Nixon> darn
[23:59] <Nixon> vodka on the rockxs
[23:59] * Peachyra pours the drink and hands it to RD
[23:59] <Spark> wodka...
[23:59] <Peachyra> anyone else?
Session Close: Sun Dec 09 00:00:00 2001

Session Start: Sun Dec 09 00:00:00 2001

Session Time: Sun Dec 09 00:00:00 2001

[00:00] <ThunderWolf> Del Deuno on the rovks
[00:00] <Spark> not me thank you Peachy.
[00:00] <Nixon> thanks
[00:00] * Peachyra takes care of TW
[00:02] <Nixon> so, who's up for a game of spin liono till his inards
come out?
[00:03] <Peachyra> no thanks
[00:03] <Peachyra> do you guys have trivia here?
[00:03] <Peachyra> or wheel of fortune?
[00:04] <Zhyan> hmm... I like the sound of the liono game more...
[00:04] <Nixon> i kinda broke the wheel
[00:04] <Peachyra> ah well, it was an idea
[00:04] <Peachyra> you broke it?
[00:05] <Nixon> it was an accident, i swear!!
[00:05] <Nixon> i didn't mean to use it in an experiment with
wilykay, honest
[00:05] <Peachyra> I'm sure it was
[00:05] <Peachyra> why didn't you fix it?
[00:05] <ThunderWolf> he couldn't get the stains out
[00:05] <Nixon> well, um, it's kinda, well, it's -- it has wileykat
all over it, i've been meaning to hose it off
[00:06] <Peachyra> hahaha
[00:07] <Nixon> we can still spin liono around for all it's worth
[00:07] <Spark> mm, how is that game played? I mean how do yo score
points?
[00:08] <Nixon> well, when the guts come out you don't want it to hit
you, you loose
[00:08] <Nixon> and you a get a point for everyone who got splattered
with it
[00:08] <Nixon> grusome, isn't it?
[00:08] <Peachyra> ewww
[00:09] <Zhyan> sounds like fun!
[00:09] <Nixon> i knew someone would like it
[00:09] * Peachyra doesn't like to get dirty
[00:09] <Nixon> ok, how about...hmmm
[00:09] <Nixon> hmmm
[00:10] <Peachyra> hahaha
[00:10] *** TygrisHawk has joined #ThunderCats
[00:10] <ThunderWolf> hi TygrisHawk
[00:10] <Shark> Hiya Tygris!
[00:10] <Peachyra> hi kitty hawk!
[00:10] <Nixon> comeon, it's only good if people get dirty
[00:10] <Nixon> hi
[00:10] <TygrisHawk> hey
[00:10] <Shark> Heh heh!
[00:11] <Shark> Wow, such a wonderful turnout! :)
[00:11] *** Shark sets mode: +o Spark
[00:11] *** Shark sets mode: +o TygrisHawk
[00:11] <Spark> ty
[00:11] <TygrisHawk> domo arigato, Shark-chan
[00:11] <Spark> so... what will we play, then? some black jack?
[00:12] <Shark> NP :)
[00:12] <Peachyra> sure
[00:12] <Peachyra> soudns interesting
[00:12] <Nixon> ok
[00:13] <Nixon> how's it gonna work?
[00:13] <Spark> mmm...got suggestions?
[00:13] <ThunderWolf> hey - this is an interesting look....
[00:13] <ThunderWolf> white fur and a blue mane/tail tuft
[00:14] <Shark> Sounds like an alien lion ;)
[00:14] <Nixon> where's that?
[00:14] <Peachyra> that sounds cool
[00:14] <Shark> Is that on that creare-a-Super Hero page?
[00:14] <Shark> *create
[00:14] <ThunderWolf> I dyed all my fur
[00:14] <Shark> Oh, now this is a new one ;)
[00:15] * TygrisHawk blinks
[00:15] <TygrisHawk> stick to the pink fur and tutu, it matches your
eyes
[00:15] * Spark finishes drink and asks Peachy for a Piña Colada
[00:15] <Peachyra> well, it's better then pink fur
[00:15] * Peachyra hands spark a virgin pina colada
[00:16] <Nixon> that would make a great pillow!
[00:16] <Zhyan> how very designer...
[00:16] <Nixon> with tail (tm)
[00:16] <Peachyra> but of course
[00:17] <Nixon> i'll make a fortune
[00:17] <Peachyra> perhaps as a coat
[00:17] <Peachyra> the mane could be a hood
[00:17] <Nixon> yes, and paw gloves
[00:17] <Shark> :(
[00:17] <Nixon> with claws (tm)
[00:17] <Shark> Aww, you guys
[00:17] * ThunderWolf claws out RD's eyes
[00:17] <ThunderWolf> Selling me would hurt you
[00:18] <Nixon> that'll be the next story -- pillowed
[00:18] <Peachyra> hahaha
[00:18] <Shark> My poor lion's already been diapered, turned into a
pink ballerina and a Berbil.
[00:18] <Shark> Heh heh
[00:18] <Nixon> one of these days i'll be #1, i'll beat fianna to the
top
[00:18] <Shark> LOL
[00:19] <Peachyra> the top of what?
[00:19] <ThunderWolf> Crap... this dye was for experimental use only!
[00:19] <Shark> Exaplin this to me, love
[00:19] <Shark> *Explain
[00:19] <Nixon> the must die list
[00:19] <Peachyra> is your hair falling out or something
[00:19] <ThunderWolf> RD - nope
[00:19] <ThunderWolf> it's says write here on the package
[00:19] <Peachyra> I am rather fond of your clothing collection, with
tail (tm)
[00:20] <Nixon> thanks
[00:20] <ThunderWolf> what is isbo 272 ?
[00:21] * ThunderWolf looks to RD
[00:21] <Peachyra> no idea
[00:21] <Nixon> that's my secret something, so secret i can't
remember now
[00:21] <ThunderWolf> great!
[00:21] <Nixon> probably a name for a color, like red 40
[00:21] <Peachyra> didn't you write it down?
[00:21] <Shark> Hmmm...secret
[00:21] <Shark> Uh oh
[00:22] <ThunderWolf> I knew I should have got fur dye from the store
instead of your lab
[00:22] <Shark> I think he told me what it does
[00:22] <Nixon> mwahahaha!!!
[00:23] <Peachyra> well, I'm outta here
[00:23] <Peachyra> later all!
[00:23] <Nixon> bye!
[00:23] * ThunderWolf grabs RD by the front of his shirt
[00:23] <TygrisHawk> bye
[00:23] <Zhyan> c ya
[00:24] *** Peachyra has quit IRC
[00:24] <ThunderWolf> Why is my fur tingling now
[00:24] <Nixon> iodide sufur boron oxygen
[00:24] * Shark looks at the label
[00:24] <Nixon> it's probably the oxygen
[00:24] <Shark> WARNING: Keep out of reach of children
[00:24] * ThunderWolf feels dizzy and lost
[00:24] <Nixon> that was so liono wouldn't drink it
[00:25] <Nixon> that's the sufur
[00:25] * Shark peels off the fake dye label to reveal the real label
[00:25] <Shark> Oh my gosh!
[00:25] <Shark> Love, I think you'd better jump in the showers real
quick
[00:25] <Spark> what?
[00:25] <Spark> acid or something?
[00:25] <Shark> Worse!
[00:25] <Spark> extract of Tygra?
[00:25] <Shark> Ack!
[00:26] * ThunderWolf jumps in the shower
[00:26] <Nixon> that'd be lethal
[00:26] <ThunderWolf> the dye's not comeing off
[00:26] <Shark> It's not dye!
[00:26] <Nixon> its....
[00:26] <Spark> but,.. what is it?
[00:26] * ThunderWolf grabs the package
[00:27] <Nixon> ::cue dramatic fanfare::
[00:27] * Shark reads the label
[00:27] <ThunderWolf> radioactive chemicl compounds?
[00:27] <ThunderWolf> this is not good
[00:27] <Nixon> congratulations, you're growing a third arm
[00:28] <Nixon> quick, we'll have to amputate!
[00:28] <ThunderWolf> all the better to smack you around my dear!
[00:28] <Shark> Warrior Maiden's topical formula, "Sex Change in a
Bottle." Just apply to skin and let the magic do the work.
WARNING: May discolor hair or fur.
[00:28] <Shark> AHH!!!
[00:28] * Shark pushes ThunderWolf into the swimming pool for his own
good
[00:28] <Nixon> well, it seems you're not going to grow anything
after all, but certain parts will be dropping off
[00:29] <ThunderWolf> I'll just bronze it
[00:29] * Spark blinks
[00:29] <Shark> Wonder if there's an antidote.
[00:30] * TygrisHawk blinkw
[00:30] * Shark flips through the yellow pages
[00:30] <TygrisHawk> *blinks
[00:30] <Shark> It says it takes 24 hours to work.
[00:30] <Shark> So there's still hope!
[00:30] <Nixon> this is not a peepshow! i am conducting a top secret
experiment in feline sexchanges
[00:30] <Nixon> do not take flash photography!
[00:31] <Shark> LOL
[00:31] <TygrisHawk> I'll....pass
[00:31] <Shark> Hmmm....
[00:31] <Nixon> oh my god!
[00:32] * Spark hands Shark digital camera
[00:32] <ThunderWolf> now what?
[00:32] <Spark> all yours...
[00:32] <Nixon> ::giant genitals storm out of the freezer and romp
around the lab::
[00:32] <Shark> LOL
[00:32] <Shark> Great, just what we need
[00:32] <Nixon> they've gotten loose!
[00:32] <Nixon> the thundercats are loose!
[00:33] <Nixon> no, no wait...liono's is still in the corner, it's
too small to get away
[00:33] <Shark> Maybe if we apply the potion again it'll reverse the
process
[00:33] * ThunderWolf rummages around in the cabinents untill he
finds the plot hole he was looking for, and drinks the entire bottle
of "feline sex change formula antidote"
[00:33] <Shark> Good thinking love :)
[00:34] <ThunderWolf> gotta love plot holes?
[00:34] <ThunderWolf> er no ?
[00:34] <Nixon> well, it seems that my un-hero services are no longer
needed, i shall return to my normal guise of rd rivero, cruel dictator
[00:34] <Spark> who?
[00:35] <ThunderWolf> RD Revero, unrespected cruel dictator
[00:35] <TygrisHawk> dictator, where?
[00:35] <Nixon> ::sigh::
[00:35] <Shark> Looks like your experiment was cut short, RD ;)
[00:35] <Nixon> who let the parts out?
[00:35] <Spark> Rd unrevered?
[00:35] * Shark breathes a sigh of relief
[00:35] <ThunderWolf> LOL
[00:35] <Nixon> no me respetan
[00:35] <Shark> LOL
[00:36] * ThunderWolf notices as he's passing a mirror that his fur
is still white and blue
[00:36] <ThunderWolf> Heh... I like this new look
[00:36] <Nixon> the bengali look
[00:36] <Shark> Looks like it's something I'll have to get used
to...heh heh
[00:37] <ThunderWolf> uh... bengals have stripes... I don't...
[00:37] * Shark slips ThunderWolf another dose of the antidote, which
changes his fur back to its regular color
[00:37] <ThunderWolf> they also don't have manes wich lions do
[00:37] <Nixon> he's blue and white
[00:38] <ThunderWolf> no thanks... I'll stay like this
[00:38] <Shark> Ok then
[00:38] <Spark> isnt there a white ligon or tigon somewhere?
[00:38] * Shark hands ThunderWolf his spare plothole
[00:38] <TygrisHawk> pale tawny count?
[00:38] <Shark> Just step into it and your fur will be nice and wacky-
colored again ;)
[00:38] <Shark> Heh heh...I'm in love with a blue and white lion ;)
[00:39] <Nixon> hot damn, i must to the work of un-heroness elsewhere
[00:40] <Nixon> bye!
[00:40] <ThunderWolf> later
[00:40] <TygrisHawk> see ya hairless leader
[00:40] <Nixon> night! oh would be drapes
[00:40] * Shark sighs and strokes his love's blue mane
[00:40] <Nixon> bye
[00:40] <Shark> You going to bed, RD?
[00:40] <Shark> Bye bye!
[00:41] *** Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Dec 09 00:41:04 2001