2002-01-19

Session Start: Sat Jan 19 20:04:56 2002 [20:04] *** Now talking in #ThunderCats [20:04] *** Topic is 'I made it in here using Linux and no one was here to see it!' [20:04] *** Set by Zhie on Mon Jan 14 20:28:16 [20:04] #ThunderCats url is http://www.thunderwolf.org/tcatgr.html [20:04] -X2- You are now logged into #ThunderCats as RD. [20:04] <Shark> Sorry, I'm still AFK [20:04] <Shark> Hi RD! [20:05] <Shark> Well, I gtg again :( [20:05] <RD> hi [20:05] <RD> .up [20:05] *** X2 sets mode: +o RD [20:05] <Shark> I'll BB as soon as I can! [20:05] <RD> k [20:05] <Zhyan> Hi Shark & RD [20:05] <RD> so we meet again my would be drapes [20:05] <Hoax> see ya shark [20:05] <Hoax> and speak of the devil, hey RD [20:05] <RD> hi [20:06] <RD> anyone up to evil around here? [20:06] <Hoax> good day? [20:06] <Ayanna> AHHH!! tis the evil one! [20:06] <RD> it's been an interesting day [20:06] <Ayanna> You shall never catch me! [20:07] <RD> relax, i'm not going to hunt you [20:07] <RD> i kind of like you alive and all [20:07] * Ayanna looks at RD [20:07] <Ayanna> ok who are you and what have you done with the bald one [20:08] <RD> what? i'm alright...it's just more fun watching you bounce around...in my walk in microwave [20:08] <RD> chanur thought it was a blast [20:08] <Hoax> what a pun :P [20:09] <RD> a tripple entendre [20:09] * Ayanna goes bouncing around the room [20:09] <RD> where you around when shark brought out the blowing fish? [20:09] <RD> i should post yesterday's log [20:10] * Zhyan raises his eyebrows [20:10] <Zhyan> dare I ask what a blowing fish does...? [20:10] <RD> hmmm, i think you get it... [20:10] <RD> of course, they also happened to be pyranna [20:11] * Hoax winces [20:11] <Zhyan> ah... I thought that was what you were getting at! [20:11] <RD> hehehe [20:11] <RD> chanur seemed to enjoy it, until he realized he didn't have that part no more [20:12] <RD> what's with this new party i see announced at the club? [20:12] <Zhyan> one has to ask... did he have it to begin with? [20:12] <RD> i tried to look but i couldn't find one [20:12] <Hoax> poor ol chanur.... [20:12] * Ayanna crashes into the evil then goes off bouncing again [20:12] <RD> not even genitals to keep him company [20:12] <Hoax> he don't get much luck, microwaves, run ins with purrsia.... [20:13] <RD> what a sweet, loveable, cat...i must not think of accessorizing...i must not think of accessorizing [20:13] <RD> getting locked in closets [20:13] <RD> coming out of closets [20:14] <Zhyan> lol [20:14] <Hoax> heh [20:15] <RD> it seems peachy has grown attached to him [20:15] <RD> we may have to amputate [20:16] <Zhyan> just get the weedkiller on her, that'll force her back [20:16] * Ayanna runs up behind RD polishes his bald spot with turtle wax then takes off running again [20:16] <RD> i have to think happy thoughts..happy thoughts [20:17] <RD> kittens...flowers...drapes...kittens... [20:17] <RD> snarf in a blender [20:18] <RD> anyway, a party where there's only 'clean' stuff allowed [20:18] <RD> ain't my idea of fun [20:19] <Hoax> clean? as in spotless? [20:19] * Ayanna tosses a bucket of ive water over RD's head then dashes off again [20:19] <RD> ive water?? [20:20] <RD> that's it, i'm taking out the elephant gun, it's cheetah season!!! [20:20] * RD runs after ayanna with gun [20:20] <RD> daddy needs a new pair of lamp shades [20:21] <Zhyan> hmm... I suppose it'll keep him busy for a while [20:21] <Hoax> you touch one hair on a cheetah's spotty head and i'll... i'll... shake my fist at you from across the sea [20:21] <Hoax> :P [20:21] <RD> i'll see your fist, and throw a severed, bloody cheetah tail at you!! [20:22] <Hoax> :( now that's just mean [20:22] * Ayanna dodges the evil one and laughs ashe falls into the pool [20:23] * RD telleports next to ayanna and throws a wet net around her [20:23] <RD> got you!! [20:23] <Ayanna> HA [20:23] * Ayanna dissapears [20:23] <RD> i'll get you! and your spots too! [20:23] * Ayanna repaears behind RD with a large paint gun and paints the evil one neon pink [20:23] <Ayanna> HA!! [20:23] * Ayanna dissaperas [20:25] * RD presses a button and turns back to normal [20:25] * RD presses another button and ayanna turns liono colored [20:25] * Ayanna watches as the button malfunctions and RD turns into a snarf [20:25] <Hoax> :O [20:25] <Hoax> lol! [20:25] *** fianna has joined #ThunderCats [20:25] *** X2 sets mode: +o fianna [20:26] * RD kicks the button and turns back to normal [20:26] <Ayanna> GREEN ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [20:26] <RD> woof!! [20:26] * fianna staggers into the room and collapses [20:26] * Ayanna pounces the nincompop [20:26] <fianna> oof! [20:26] <Hoax> :) hey [20:26] <Zhyan> hiya [20:26] <RD> and let it be known that i started this chat actually being nice to the cheetah [20:26] *** Spark has joined #ThunderCats [20:26] <RD> she turned me to evil!! [20:26] <RD> hi [20:26] <fianna> Hi! ::he says feebly:: [20:26] <Ayanna> SPARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [20:26] <Spark> AYAAA! [20:26] <Zhyan> hey Spark! [20:26] * Ayanna pounces Spark [20:27] <Hoax> :) hey spark [20:27] * fianna rouses himself [20:27] <Spark> yikes! [20:27] <fianna> Hi everybody!!! [20:27] * Spark waves hello everybody from beneath Ayana [20:27] *** Ayanna sets mode: +o Spark [20:27] <fianna> SHARKY!!! [20:27] <fianna> RD!!! [20:27] <fianna> AYA!!! [20:27] <fianna> SPARKY!!! [20:27] <fianna> X@!!! [20:27] <Ayanna> DOGGIE!!!!!!!! [20:27] <RD> where have you been fianna [20:27] * Spark gives the nincompuppy a big quesadilla [20:27] <fianna> ZHYAN!!! [20:28] * fianna swallows the quesa whole [20:28] <fianna> ::Gulp:: [20:28] <fianna> Workin like a slave of damnation [20:28] * Spark grins and wonders the reason of his slavery [20:28] <fianna> And the missus has taken a job as a security dog, [20:28] <RD> can't you just like, nuke your boss or something [20:28] * Ayanna tosses the green one a large box of milkbones and a beer [20:29] * Ayanna bounces around the room [20:29] <Ayanna> <bounce...bounce...bounce...bounce> [20:29] <Spark> hey. you had no more catnip since last I saw you! [20:29] <fianna> So ::crunch, slurp:: thanks Aya! Ahem, So, my baby has been going to work at four am [20:29] <Spark> oh, then Fianna, we must be really quiet? [20:29] <Ayanna> wanna bet Spark! I grow my own ya know! [20:29] <Ayanna> <bounce...bounce...bounce...bounce> [20:30] <RD> i see you've been od'ing again ayanna [20:30] <fianna> Last night we went to bed at seven pm...to sleep! [20:30] <RD> that doesn't do good for your fur, i mean health [20:30] <Spark> oh you mean those plants I sprayed with DDT! [20:30] * fianna grumbles [20:30] <Spark> awww poor Fianna [20:30] <RD> egad [20:30] * Spark hugs big caninoid [20:30] <Ayanna> <bounce...bounce...bounce...bounce> [20:31] <fianna> Such is the life of a guard dog's spouse [20:31] * Spark sticks a bulleye to fiannas back [20:31] <fianna> Hm, I have this sudden sense of...impending ventilation [20:31] <Hoax> lol [20:31] <fianna> HOAX!!! [20:32] <fianna> uh, hoax? [20:32] <RD> he's our new member [20:32] * fianna blinks [20:32] <RD> from across the 'pond' [20:32] <Spark> Chris, from UK [20:32] <Spark> welcome Chris [20:32] <fianna> Another incarnation of Kam? [20:32] <Hoax> :) hey [20:32] <RD> nope [20:32] * fianna snickers at Zy's dirty look [20:32] <Hoax> cheers spark, cheers all [20:33] <RD> kam's hands are too busy elsewhere to be typing for more than one [20:33] * Zhyan smiles sarcastically [20:33] <fianna> Reading old posts tonight [20:33] <Spark> of course, I had to check the members list to find out [20:33] <Ayanna> <bounce...bounce...bounce...bounce> [20:33] * Spark pokes to RD [20:33] <RD> what? [20:33] * Ayanna crashes into RD then tears off again [20:33] <RD> what happned? [20:33] <Ayanna> <bounce...bounce...bounce...bounce> [20:33] <RD> you see! [20:33] <fianna> Somebody get that cheetah some Ritilin [20:33] <RD> she wants me to come after her!! [20:33] <Spark> you should welcome the new victtims, err, members RD [20:33] <Spark> what are you waiting for? [20:34] <RD> id rather throw them into the chat, their deaths come must faster that way [20:34] <Spark> Grune wont mind [20:34] <fianna> From whence dost thou hail, sir hoax? [20:34] <Hoax> isn't it tiger that's meant to bounce? [20:34] <fianna> Tigger [20:34] <Ayanna> <bounce...bounce...bounce...bounce> [20:34] <Spark> no thats Tygris Hawk who does the bouncing [20:34] <Hoax> From the corssion of the oxon [20:34] <RD> ayanna is just hyperactive [20:34] <fianna> Our Tiger just eats RD's liver [20:34] <Hoax> one might even call it Oxford :P [20:34] <RD> my liver, stomach, legs, chest, head, the whole thing [20:34] <Spark> corssion? [20:35] <Hoax> doesn't that... hurt? [20:35] <Spark> naw, he likes that [20:35] <fianna> Naw, he heals pretty fast [20:35] <Spark> uh oh! newbie at sight! [20:35] <fianna> Of course, there's been no Tiger sightings in quite a while [20:35] <RD> my fiesty tigie [20:35] <Ayanna> <bounce...bounce...bounce...bounce> [20:35] <Spark> face it RD even Frodo is better looking than you [20:36] <fianna> We're mounting an expeditionary force to go to Third Earth and bring her back!!! [20:36] <Ayanna> yeah Frodo has hair! [20:36] <Spark> not ot mention Aragorn Boromir Legolas... [20:36] <fianna> I mean, Middle Earth! [20:36] <Ayanna> <bounce...bounce...bounce...bounce> [20:36] <Spark> Garnak, [20:36] <Hoax> oi went to see that tonight [20:36] <Hoax> *i [20:36] <RD> frodo has a one inch weener [20:36] <RD> if that [20:37] * Ayanna crashes into Spark then takes off again [20:37] * fianna grabs aya and ties flubber to her feet, then holds her aloft [20:37] <Ayanna> <bounce...bounce...bounce...bounce> [20:37] <Spark> yikes! [20:37] <fianna> How much do you bet she reaches orbit? [20:37] <Spark> flabber! I mean flubber! [20:37] * fianna sets Aya down gently [20:38] <fianna> Okay, bounce, I dare ya [20:38] <fianna> ::feral grin:: [20:38] * Ayanna grins and bounces off Fianna [20:38] <Ayanna> <bounce...bounce...bounce...bounce> [20:38] <Ayanna> <bounce...bounce...bounce...bounce> [20:38] <Ayanna> <bounce...bounce...bounce...bounce> [20:38] <Ayanna> <bounce...bounce...bounce...bounce> [20:38] <Ayanna> <bounce...bounce...bounce...bounce> [20:38] <Ayanna> <bounce...bounce...bounce...bounce> [20:38] * Ayanna grins and bounces off Fianna [20:38] <fianna> Maybe not orbit [20:38] *** Servali has joined #ThunderCats [20:38] <RD> she wouldn't be bouncing around, you know, i had turned her into a pair of drapes [20:39] <fianna> But she's gonna burn up in the atmosphere for sure [20:39] <Servali> hello, all! [20:39] <RD> yep, they stay prim and propperly in place [20:39] <RD> hi [20:39] <Hoax> Ah, servy :P hey [20:39] <Zhyan> hiya [20:39] * Servali eyes Hoax... [20:39] <RD> i know, burning up, that's bad for the fur, i mean health [20:39] * Ayanna lands on the evil one the takes off running [20:39] * Hoax eyes back [20:39] * fianna chuckles as a wildly-bouncing Aya slams into Servali and knocks him right back out the door [20:39] <Spark> Welcome Serv, where is the cheerleader? [20:39] <Servali> Are you related to Chanur, Hoax? [20:40] <Servali> I don't know if the beer-guzzling cheerleader will be on tonight [20:40] <fianna> Where is the poofywoof anyway? [20:40] <Hoax> related.... hmmm..... apart from being brothers.... not at all :P [20:40] <fianna> The Cochran kill was terrific!! [20:40] <fianna> ::snicker:: [20:40] <Servali> Purrsia's tuckered out from a party with her friends last night [20:40] <Spark> he logs in later Fianna [20:40] <RD> the hanister might be in later [20:41] <fianna> Kewl [20:41] <fianna> I'm glad he's doing a miniseries this time, gives me time to write Peachyra's riff! [20:41] <Ayanna> hey anyone heard from TT lately? [20:41] * Spark trembles [20:41] * Servali cringes [20:41] <RD> she's writing lotr stuff now [20:42] <RD> havent heard a peep in a while...and i'm worried [20:42] <fianna> As I stated, we're going after her [20:42] <Ayanna> yeah its not like her [20:42] <fianna> fanfic is born of obsession [20:42] <fianna> we must re-orient her [20:43] <Servali> hehe [20:43] <fianna> So we invade middle earth [20:43] <fianna> I got the beginnings all worked out [20:43] <RD> ill be in the lead [20:43] <fianna> As a matter of fact, yes [20:43] <RD> first, to the hobbit village [20:43] * Spark snickers thinking of a leaded RD [20:43] <Spark> Hobbiton! cool [20:43] <RD> then we'll throw the hanister into some pit [20:44] <fianna> Get a big vacuum and suck 'em out like prarie dogs! [20:44] <Spark> and RD with him so they can fight to the death [20:44] <fianna> Heh, they already went a few rounds over Bengali [20:44] <Spark> vacuum? not the monchichi`s vacuum! [20:45] <Servali> Monchichis! [20:45] * Servali shudders [20:45] <fianna> Too bad yer aim was off, "Dead-Eye" ::snicker:: [20:45] <fianna> We have a monchichi, Dirka [20:45] <fianna> She's a wet monkey [20:45] <Servali> oh, boy, lol [20:45] <fianna> in yellow suspenders [20:45] <Spark> actually she is a yellow chipmunk who flies [20:46] <Ayanna> ok just emailed TT....see if she responds or not [20:46] <Spark> and has a magical vacuum cleaner [20:46] <fianna> So she claims :) [20:46] <Shark> I'm back :) [20:46] <Servali> hehe [20:46] <Shark> Hi green one! [20:46] <fianna> SHARKY!!!!!!! [20:46] <Spark> Sharky! [20:46] <Servali> wb, shark [20:46] <Zhyan> wb [20:46] <fianna> Howdy do? [20:46] <Shark> HI!!! [20:46] <Hoax> Wb shark [20:46] <Shark> Hi Spark! [20:46] <Shark> Thanks! [20:46] <Shark> Oh, pretty good :) [20:46] <fianna> Where TW? [20:46] * Spark gives Sharky grasshopper filled croissants [20:46] <Shark> Probably working. [20:46] <Shark> .usere [20:46] <Shark> .users [20:47] <Shark> Thanks Spark! [20:47] <fianna> Zhyan, you figure prominently in my upcoming riff! [20:47] <RD> wb [20:47] <Zhyan> really? [20:47] * Zhyan starts to worry [20:47] <fianna> Moreso even than "Slumber Party"! [20:47] <Servali> uh, oh..... [20:47] * Servali fears for Zhyan's safety.... [20:47] * Spark blinks and looks to Zhyan really worried [20:47] <fianna> As well you should :) [20:48] <fianna> Blame Peachy, it's her riff [20:48] <RD> better yet [20:48] <Shark> Anyway, what did I miss? :) [20:48] <RD> blame the hanister [20:48] <Spark> yikes! really? [20:48] <Zhyan> wow... I'm gonna be a star!! [20:48] <fianna> You people always get me started ::snicker:: [20:49] <fianna> Ask Skark...after the missus got through with him, he was "starkist" [20:49] <RD> hmmm [20:49] * Zhyan packs a small bag and flies away quickly [20:49] <fianna> Dolphin-Safe! [20:49] <RD> hey, i like dolphin meat! [20:49] <Servali> It has a smoothe texture.... [20:50] * fianna grabs RD's elephant gun and draws a bead on the dwindling bat-boy [20:50] <fianna> Not so fast, wings! [20:50] <fianna> ::BOOM:: [20:50] * fianna grins as Zhyan drops like a stone [20:50] <fianna> Look, an impact crater! [20:50] <fianna> That's almost as good as DBZ! [20:50] <Servali> Zhy fall down go boom.... [20:51] * fianna surveys the damage [20:51] <Shark> Heh heh, oh goodnes, I remember that [20:51] <fianna> winged him [20:51] * Zhyan crawls out and runs to the nearest police dept, signing up under the witness protection scheme [20:51] <fianna> But landing on that cow-pie made a mess of his outfit [20:52] <Servali> eeeew..... [20:52] <Spark> cow? [20:52] <Zhyan> hey! This is my best armour... [20:52] <fianna> Wonder what shampoo will take that out? [20:52] <fianna> of purple hair? [20:52] <Spark> you mean you got a cow there? I will tell Peachy! [20:52] <fianna> Mary Ann? [20:52] <fianna> Ellie May? [20:52] <RD> so, how close are you to finishing your required reading [20:53] <fianna> Well, I finished Robin Hood, and Pechyra's story [20:53] * Spark grabs Zhyan to the nearest bathroom and washes his hair [20:53] <fianna> and I've perused Unmasking, which was a riot! [20:53] <RD> ah [20:53] <RD> the hanister didn't lik eit [20:53] <fianna> Loved the groucho glasses, but you on a skateboard? [20:53] <RD> more reason to love it [20:54] <Servali> hehe [20:54] <fianna> Just not dictorial enough! [20:54] <RD> i know [20:54] <Ayanna> well gotta go new B5 movie is starting! [20:54] * Zhyan grins as the aztec washes him off [20:54] <RD> but i needed a new angle [20:54] <Shark> Heh heh [20:54] <RD> what? [20:54] <fianna> I always think of you as Dexter's Lab meets The Omen [20:54] <RD> you're not allowed to leave [20:54] <Hoax> argh..... due to working at nine tomorrow, i'm gonna have to depart, it was nice meeting you all, see ya same time next week prolly! [20:54] <RD> i'm not done asc..imortalizing you [20:54] <Ayanna> I'll be back later [20:55] <Servali> hehe [20:55] <RD> k [20:55] <Servali> later, Hoax [20:55] <fianna> BYE!!! [20:55] <RD> bye [20:55] * Ayanna bounces round hugging everyone but RD bye and giving the evilone a mega wedgie before bouncing out of the room [20:55] <Zhyan> k... laters [20:55] <Spark> Bye Chris! [20:55] <Shark> I need to start working more on my stories [20:55] *** Ayanna has quit IRC [20:55] <RD> i think she's got something for me [20:55] <Hoax> see y'all, bye Lance :P [20:55] *** Hoax has left #ThunderCats [20:55] <Spark> Lance? [20:55] <RD> bye' [20:55] <Servali> ack, who's Lance???? [20:55] * Spark blinks [20:55] *** Guest899 has joined #ThunderCats [20:55] <Spark> Lance? [20:55] * Servali blinks [20:55] *** Guest899 is now known as Purrsia [20:55] <RD> lance burton? [20:55] <RD> hi [20:55] <Zhyan> sounds familiar... [20:55] <fianna> PURRSIA!!! [20:55] <Zhyan> hi [20:55] <RD> my evil accomplice!! [20:55] <Servali> Hello Purrsia! [20:56] * Purrsia shakes pom poms by way of greeting [20:56] * Servali runs over to Purrsia and hugs her [20:56] <fianna> WHAT?! [20:56] <Spark> Welcome Purr [20:56] <Purrsia> 'tis I... [20:56] <Shark> Hiya! [20:56] <Purrsia> howdy do, spark [20:56] <fianna> RD HAS A NEW ACCOMPLICE?!?!!? [20:56] <RD> purrsia's my new evil accomplice [20:56] <Shark> lol [20:56] <RD> i like the way she handled the hanister [20:56] * fianna falls to his knees in a swoon [20:56] * Purrsia hugs Servali in return [20:56] <fianna> my prayers have been answered!! [20:56] <Servali> Purrsia did to a fine job in showing the hani a thing or two, lol [20:56] <RD> he's still finding pompomparts in this ass [20:56] <Spark> when? [20:57] <Purrsia> gee, I don't remember that...guess I was hitting the beer hard yesterday....:-p [20:57] <fianna> pom pom? [20:57] <RD> lol [20:57] <fianna> ouch [20:57] <fianna> Oh, Sharky? [20:57] <Servali> Fianna, Purrsia is the LFS-ridden, beer-guzzling cheerleader, complete with pom poms, lol [20:57] <fianna> YES!!! [20:57] * Spark dryes and combs Zhyan`s purple hair [20:57] <Shark> heh heh heh [20:57] <Purrsia> I thought my pom poms smelled of a putrid aroma..... [20:58] * Purrsia throws poms in disgust [20:58] <Shark> oh, fianna, I've been meaning to ask you something [20:58] <fianna> YOU MUST WRITE MORE!!! [20:58] <Shark> LOL [20:58] <Shark> I know I should [20:58] <Shark> I've gotten lazy as far as writing goes [20:58] <fianna> NOT SHOULD MUST!!! [20:58] <Spark> I keep telling him [20:58] <fianna> ARRRRGHH!~ [20:58] <Spark> ggh? [20:58] <Spark> whats his problem? ticks? [20:59] <Shark> LOL [20:59] <Shark> Heh heh ;) [20:59] <fianna> ...stress... [20:59] <Spark> sdosss [20:59] <Spark> scuatro [20:59] <Shark> Ok, I just need to get into the writing mood [20:59] <Shark> BTW, green one, you like in Winter Park, right? [20:59] <Shark> like=live [20:59] <fianna> Nope! [20:59] <fianna> Just north o' Tampa Bay [21:00] <Shark> Ahh :) [21:00] <Shark> Cool! [21:00] <Shark> So you're a bit further away than I figured [21:00] <Spark> Bush Gardens?! [21:00] <Spark> say hello to Jack Hanna! [21:00] <fianna> Where, presently, we are hanging our heads in shame over the Bucs ::weep:: [21:00] <Purrsia> what base are we at tonight, folks? [21:00] <fianna> RD is pretty base [21:01] <Purrsia> he's more like a debaser, lol [21:01] <Spark> while here we are.... not at the Fortress [21:01] <Servali> that's an understatement, Fianna, lol [21:01] <fianna> Zhyan and Spark are on First Base [21:01] <Servali> hmmm..... [21:01] <fianna> And I'm in the basement [21:01] <RD> i am not base [21:01] <RD> i'm just... [21:01] <RD> hmmm [21:01] <Servali> a free-baser? [21:01] <Spark> bald! [21:01] * Zhyan whispers to Spark, "only first?" [21:01] <Purrsia> a corrupter of all the pretty flowers, RD? [21:01] <fianna> Actually, I'm in the bedroom, but "basement" sounded better [21:02] <RD> a corruptor! [21:02] <RD> yes! [21:02] <RD> no [21:02] <fianna> An instigator? [21:02] <Servali> You have chosen a new accomplice well, RD, lol [21:02] <RD> the devirginer [21:02] * Spark winks and smiles at Zhy!" [21:02] <Servali> hehe, even better, lol [21:02] <Purrsia> LOL [21:02] * fianna wonders who is deflowering who here [21:03] <RD> penetrating to corruption the minds of kittens everywhere [21:03] <Purrsia> you've already infiltrated my brain, melted it down and refined it, RD, haha! [21:03] <fianna> I promised Zhy I'd leave "him and Spark" out of my riffs [21:03] * Spark whisters to Serv "does she has a brain?" [21:03] <Purrsia> that's no fun, fianna [21:03] <fianna> Dumbest damn thing I ever agreed to [21:03] * Shark falls fla on his face [21:03] <Zhyan> and for that I'm still greatful [21:03] <fianna> ::sigh:: [21:03] <Purrsia> I heard that! [21:04] <RD> mwaahahahaha [21:04] <Spark> yes, Fi, thanks [21:04] <Purrsia> I have a brain...it's just a hunk of jalopy...that's all [21:04] * Servali whispers back to Spark, "Only on days that don't end in the letter "Y" [21:04] <RD> i tried to pervert liono's mind, but alas, there was nothing to work with [21:04] <fianna> ::grumble:: [21:04] <RD> poor fianna [21:04] <Spark> what Fi? unhappy cause of that? [21:04] <Purrsia> I can totally relate, RD...at least I had enough left to corrupt.... [21:05] <RD> why don't you vent your frustrations on the hanister [21:05] <fianna> Naw ::feral grin:: I just hate being thwarted [21:05] <RD> yes, and now that you have been mentally defiled, do you not feel better? [21:05] <Zhyan> I know I did... [21:05] <Purrsia> defiled...that should be the word of the day.... [21:05] * Spark blinks [21:05] <Spark> who did what to who? [21:06] <Servali> And why? [21:06] <Spark> and where? [21:06] <RD> why, why indeed!! [21:06] <Shark> Oh man, I'm exhausted :p [21:06] <Shark> I need a pickmeup [21:06] <RD> hmmm [21:06] * Spark gives Shark more croissants [21:06] <Purrsia> oh, I"ve got some evil story idears brewing in my head....you have all been warned, lol [21:06] * Zhyan throws Shark a pixie [21:06] * fianna picks up Shark and dangles him by one foot [21:06] * Servali shudders in fear at Purrsia's 'warning'.... [21:06] <Spark> not a pixie!! [21:07] <RD> i love it! bring on the evil ideas! [21:07] * Zhyan grins evilly [21:07] <fianna> Gimme the pixie, you can have the croissant [21:07] <Servali> Purrsia, those story ideas wouldn't be Lion-O pornos, would they? [21:07] <Zhyan> but he likes pixies! [21:07] <RD> oh i have a great idea for the liono porno, just you watch [21:07] <RD> hehehe [21:07] <Shark> Aww...do I have to give away my pixie? :( [21:07] * Spark hides behind Zhyan [21:07] <Purrsia> and Servali gave me a great idea for how to give my little stories a common theme-type-thing [21:07] <Servali> I'm not doubting that, RD, lol [21:07] * Shark gives the green one his pixie :( [21:07] <Spark> that is what I am afraid of,, he likes it!! [21:07] <Servali> I did, Purrsia? [21:07] <fianna> Yep, need him for Peachy's riff [21:07] * Servali scratches his head [21:08] <Purrsia> um, no, I leave the porn writing to RD...I couldn't write one about Lion-O without giggling myself to death [21:08] * Shark is too tired to make any witty comebacks ;) [21:08] * fianna sets Shark down and runs over to the carachter copier [21:08] * Spark watches all very worried [21:08] <Purrsia> ha, Servali! looks who is showing brainlessness now! [21:08] <fianna> Snarfer, I need about two thousand of these [21:08] <Servali> I remember something about music titles.... [21:09] <Spark> yikes! [21:09] * Shark falls asleep [21:09] <Shark> ZZZZZZZZZ [21:09] * fianna gives Snarfer the pixie and makes arrangements for delivery [21:09] <Purrsia> that's the monkian, Servali ;) [21:09] <Servali> Hehe [21:09] <RD> i know what'll wake shark up [21:09] * Spark gives Serv a black marker [21:09] * RD rolls a big cake into the room [21:09] <Zhyan> ...why didn't I think of that? would've saved all those days of hunting the little bastards... [21:09] * Purrsia bops along to the tunes on the Balkan Jukebox [21:09] <Shark> LOL [21:10] <Shark> Sorry, ya gotta do better than that ;) [21:10] <fianna> Watch and learn, Brit, watch and learn :) [21:10] <RD> ah, it's only gotten started! [21:10] <RD> look! [21:10] * RD points to tw coming out of the cake, in the nude [21:10] <Shark> OOOHHH! [21:10] <fianna> Ack! [21:10] <Servali> hehe [21:10] * Shark regains his energy really quick! [21:10] * fianna averts gaze [21:10] <Purrsia> my eyes, my eyes!!! [21:10] <RD> you two get a room!! [21:11] * Zhyan goes over to the machine to watch the pixies duplicate, pointedly ignoring the cake [21:11] * Spark hides within Zhyan`s wings [21:11] <RD> i knew that would wake everyone up!! [21:11] * Shark jumps on top of TW [21:11] <fianna> Uh oh [21:11] * Servali covers his eyes with Purrsia's pom poms [21:11] <Shark> Heh heh, I'm awake now ;) [21:11] <Purrsia> omg, servali..do you know where those have been?? [21:11] <RD> lol [21:11] * fianna upends the cake on top of the love birds, obscuring everything [21:11] <RD> lol again [21:12] * Servali looks in shock and tosses the pom-poms aside, then runs to the bathroom [21:12] <Purrsia> they've been up my nose and around chanur's anal corner....yeesh [21:12] <Zhyan> phew... thought my mind was to be soiled permanently once more... [21:12] <Shark> Aww...and here we were trying to give everyone a free peep show ;) [21:12] <RD> don't worry zhyan, the night is young [21:12] * Zhyan shudders [21:12] <Purrsia> well, live porn is pushing it, shark, lol [21:12] <RD> you want your mind soiled for all time?? [21:12] <fianna> But I am exhausted [21:12] * Servali goes to the sink and washes his face furiously [21:12] <fianna> The missus is conked out on the sofa as we speak [21:12] * Spark wants to lock Shark in the closet [21:13] <Shark> :p [21:13] <Spark> :-P back to you! [21:13] <RD> http://coke.rotten.com/five-foot-long/ [21:13] <Purrsia> poor servali *snicker* [21:13] <fianna> "I'm not biting. Let my boyfriend out of the 'wardrobe', before I give you a chomp you won't soon forget!" [21:13] <Zhyan> oh god... [21:14] <Purrsia> oh no...not rotten.com.....:-O [21:14] <Shark> LOL [21:14] <RD> take a look at that and your mind will be perverted for all time [21:14] <Spark> right, and then you all go there to have a look! [21:14] <Spark> sure Rover, whatever you say [21:14] <RD> mwahahahahahahahhahahaahhaahahaahahaha!!!!!!! [21:14] <Purrsia> oh no..I've seen some of the sights of that site.....it doesn't pervert yer mind, it destroys it like a brain- eating virus! [21:14] <fianna> .8ball Am I a complete nincompoop [21:14] <X2> fianna: It won't happen, not a chance, definitely no. [21:14] <Shark> heh heh ehh [21:15] <Servali> And what do you think LFS is, Purrsia? [21:15] <fianna> Damn thing's broken again [21:15] * Spark seats on the couch [21:15] <Shark> It lies ;) [21:15] <Servali> Lies quite poorly at that, Shark [21:15] <Purrsia> well, at least I don't have horrid images burned into my mind from LFS...just lovely visions of Lion-O...no difference for you guys, I know [21:15] <Spark> .8ball is Fianna a nincompoop? [21:15] <Spark> hehe! [21:16] <RD> .8ball will i rule for all time [21:16] <X2> RD: If the prophets wish it... [21:16] <fianna> Wha'd it say? [21:16] <Spark> "It is decidedly so" [21:16] <RD> hehhe [21:16] <RD> nincompuppy [21:16] <Purrsia> *snortle* [21:16] <RD> where is that poofywoofy?? [21:16] <fianna> .8ball is Zhyan Kam's evil personality surfacing? [21:16] <X2> fianna: It won't happen, not a chance, definitely no. [21:16] <Spark> .8ball is Fiana a nincompuppy? [21:16] <X2> Spark: It is decidedly so. [21:17] <Spark> see? twice in a row! [21:17] <fianna> Thing's only got two answers tonight [21:17] <Servali> That 8ball is about as about as accurate as an extended weather forcast [21:17] <Purrsia> I quite like cheese.... [21:17] <RD> .8ball are you as acurate as an extended weather forecast [21:17] <X2> RD: It won't happen, not a chance, definitely no. [21:17] <fianna> Not been the same since it got cracked against Chanur's head [21:17] <RD> i thought i crached the hanister's head [21:18] <RD> it [21:18] <fianna> Okay, seriously now [21:18] <fianna> Johnny Cochran's dead [21:18] <RD> yeah [21:18] <fianna> Who do we get for legal issues now? [21:18] <Shark> lol [21:18] <RD> judge napolitano [21:18] <Shark> Cochran lost my lion's case :( [21:18] <RD> true [21:19] <RD> or how about judge wapner? [21:19] <fianna> Never mind that I may have pushed the poofywoof too far [21:19] * Purrsia gingerly puts her pom poms into the washer on "extreme fumigation cycle" [21:19] <Zhyan> .8ball will Dave stop pimping and become the resident lawyer? [21:19] <X2> Zhyan: It is decidedly so. [21:19] <fianna> Methinks he's snapped [21:19] * RD buys purrsia new pompoms [21:19] <Purrsia> who's poofywoof? [21:19] <fianna> Chanur [21:19] * Servali adds a quart of bleach to the washer cleaning the pom-poms, just to be safe.... [21:19] <Shark> Bwhahahah! [21:20] <fianna> I don't know hwhere the name comes from, just that it's supposed to tweak him :) [21:20] <Purrsia> ok, haven't read that story yet, so I was in the dark, heehee [21:20] <RD> or poofywoofy as i like to call him [21:20] <Spark> Shark, wanna know what I had for lunch last friday? [21:20] * Purrsia thanks RD for new pom poms, but wonders if he cast any evil spells upon them [21:20] <fianna> Chanur and I are abreast in a riff-war right now [21:20] <fianna> And he just killed the club's unofficial attorney [21:20] <RD> nope,brand spanking new [21:20] * Servali adds a gallon of industrial disinfectant to the pom-poms in the washer [21:21] <fianna> You know, it was kind of sad in a way [21:21] <Purrsia> it sounds like a fripping pokemon char...poofywoofy, lol [21:21] <RD> that's something to try [21:21] <fianna> Cochran's been with us since "RD Saves the Day!" [21:21] * Purrsia winks at servali [21:21] * Spark wonders what RD ment with "spank" [21:21] * RD wonders too [21:22] <RD> no, i do not want sexual favors [21:22] * Zhyan grins at the thought [21:22] * Spark prefers to ignore it as an image of Purrsia spaning RD forms [21:22] <RD> lol [21:22] <fianna> ::snicker:: [21:22] * Spark shudders at image [21:22] <Servali> hehehe [21:22] <Purrsia> :O [21:22] <RD> sexual harrassment!!! [21:23] * Servali looks at the image Spark is having form over hr head [21:23] <Purrsia> I wonder if spanking by pom pom would hurt at all.... [21:23] <RD> if those pompoms were the ones that had been hani=ed, they would hurt in their own way [21:23] <Purrsia> I quite like cheese.... [21:23] <Purrsia> LOL [21:23] <fianna> Well troops, I'm gonna tap out for the night [21:23] <RD> no [21:24] <Purrsia> g'night fianna :) [21:24] <Servali> hanified pom-poms.... [21:24] <Spark> NOOOOO!! [21:24] <Servali> later, Fianna [21:24] <Spark> dont leave us nincompuppy!! [21:24] <RD> you have not met your chat quota!! [21:24] <Purrsia> I have a feeling those special poms are going to turn up in a story.... [21:24] <RD> oh, they'll be turning up [21:24] <Servali> RD set quotas last week, lol [21:24] <fianna> I've not met my sleep quota either ::snicker:: [21:24] <RD> sleep??? [21:24] <Spark> you should use it before they do Purrsia [21:24] <Zhyan> sleep is for pussies... [21:24] <Shark> Don't leave green one! [21:24] <fianna> Yep. Remember that? [21:25] <RD> damn it [21:25] <Purrsia> heehee [21:25] <RD> grrr [21:25] <fianna> Go eat as kidney pudding, bat boy :) [21:25] <RD> you shall have to show up twice next week [21:25] <Purrsia> yeah, Spark....perhaps I will use the special poms..... [21:25] <Purrsia> me rubs hands together evilly [21:25] <Spark> green shepherd pie [21:25] * Zhyan gives the green one the finger [21:25] <RD> wear gloves though [21:26] <Servali> thick protective gloves, Purrsia... I don't think these pom-poms are coming clean... [21:26] <RD> the butter finge, that is [21:26] * fianna bites Zhyan's hand [21:26] <Spark> chocolate? dont tell Servali! [21:26] * Purrsia sniffs at odd mix of aromas emitting from the washer..... [21:26] * Servali looks into washer [21:26] *** chanur has joined #ThunderCats [21:26] <Spark> hey! [21:26] <Servali> Chocolate???? [21:26] <Servali> Where's chocolate?????? [21:26] <chanur> woof! [21:26] <fianna> People keep forgetting they're dealing with a dog here [21:26] <RD> the hanister!! [21:26] * Spark hits Fianna with a rooled newpaper! [21:26] * Servali looks around for chocolate.... [21:26] <fianna> WOOF! [21:26] <Spark> bad puupy! bad puppy! [21:26] <Purrsia> yeah, servali, I think these are defiled beyond defiled.....FUBAR, if you will.... [21:27] <fianna> CHANUR!!! [21:27] <Shark> poofywoofy [21:27] <Shark> Bwahahahah! [21:27] * Zhyan checks the neat bite marks [21:27] <Spark> .op Chanur [21:27] *** X2 sets mode: +o chanur [21:27] <Servali> Hello, Chanur [21:27] <Zhyan> Hi there [21:27] <fianna> Okay, the move witj Cochran...brilliant! [21:27] <Purrsia> hey, hani, how's it going? [21:27] <chanur> hello all. *Bows to Fianna* [21:27] <Spark> hi Chanur [21:27] <Purrsia> btw, thanks for defiling my pom poms....grrrrrr [21:27] <fianna> ::Bows to respected foeman:: [21:28] * Spark checks bite marks [21:28] <fianna> Loved it, although methinks you've snapped :) [21:28] * Servali returns to the washer, disappointed that he found no chocolate in the general vincinity, and examines the defiled pom- poms [21:28] * Purrsia searches fridge and finds a chocolate covered donut.... [21:28] <chanur> It gets better dog.... look for the rest f my turn in the morning..... I have to cover my ass for his murder. [21:28] * Purrsia hides the donut from servali [21:28] * Servali instantly looks to Purrsia, then runs and tackles her for the donut! [21:28] <Servali> I saw that!!!! [21:28] <RD> you hear that, he's not done with the pompoms [21:28] * chanur eats donut [21:28] <Servali> Gimme, Purrsia! [21:28] <fianna> NYPD Blue, right? [21:28] <chanur> Law and order. [21:28] <Purrsia> !! [21:29] <fianna> Oooo, I love that show [21:29] <RD> i prefer dragnet [21:29] <Purrsia> get yer own blasted donut, serval! [21:29] <RD> the daffy duck version [21:29] * Servali open's the non-existant poofywoofy's mouth, reaches in, quickly retrieves the donut, and eats it in turn [21:29] * Spark cleans bite marks and desinfects it [21:29] <fianna> But I should warn you, I've read the...naw, I'll save that for later if I need it [21:29] <chanur> Trying to model Mouzer after Orbach;s character. [21:29] <Spark> there are more over the stove, Purrsia! [21:29] * Purrsia hopes chanur doesn't defile her new poms [21:29] * Shark curls up on the couch [21:30] <fianna> Don't worry, Purrsia, it's just imaginary poo [21:30] * Purrsia glares at servali as she retrieves another donut [21:30] <fianna> Chanur is a figment of his own demented mind :) [21:30] <Purrsia> LOL [21:30] <chanur> wait until I get Feilding...... heh heh heh. [21:30] <Purrsia> somehow, that's even more disturbing, Fianna.... [21:30] <fianna> Oh my god, a killing spree [21:30] * Servali goes to the stove and eats up the other chocolate donuts.... [21:31] * Purrsia kicks Servali in the ass!! [21:31] <RD> the hanister is quite disturbing [21:31] <fianna> So how did you like "Inadmissible"? [21:31] <chanur> hint...... ever read The Dark Half? [21:31] * Servali then leaps at Purrsia to take a bite out of her donut [21:31] <Zhyan> The Dark Half is cool [21:31] <fianna> Yep, loved it. Saw the movie too, a remarkably good adaptation [21:31] * Purrsia quickly devours remaining donut [21:31] * Servali does not feel pain in his chocolate craze. [21:31] <chanur> Yery flawed legal arguement......... only Stone would have let it fly. [21:31] <Spark> oooh! I just saw that movie! [21:32] <Purrsia> no pain...but how about this...... [21:32] <fianna> King rarely gets proper treatment [21:32] <Purrsia> me shoves defiled poms in servali's face [21:32] <RD> that's just cruel!!?? [21:32] <RD> hehehe [21:32] <fianna> Actually, I'd expected you to send bigfoot to kick my ass...this is better [21:32] <Servali> GAH! [21:32] <RD> is it posible to be too cruel [21:33] * Servali runs to the bathroom, shocked out of his chocolate craze, and fiercely washes face again [21:33] <Purrsia> hell no, RD.... [21:33] <RD> it's too late, now his face is defiled beyond redemption [21:33] <chanur> you underestamte me...... by the time I finish tonight, you'll be in such a tight box in the courtroom that I can't wait until you try writting yourself out...... [21:33] <RD> it'll have to be amputated [21:33] <Purrsia> see, I found the only thing to stop that crazed for chocolate serval! [21:33] <fianna> Hmmm, gonna have to find another lawyer... [21:33] * Servali looks up in shock.... [21:33] * Purrsia licks her fingers of remaining chocolate with satisfaction [21:33] <Servali> That doesn't bode well.... [21:34] <RD> i'm telling you, go with wapner! [21:34] <chanur> Lee F baily is allready on my retainer... [21:34] <fianna> I have my ideas [21:34] <RD> or bring perry mason back from the dead [21:34] <Purrsia> what, no judge judy?? [21:34] * Purrsia winks at RD [21:34] <RD> oooh, even better [21:34] <fianna> I'd considered him, but wanted to stick with tradition! [21:35] <fianna> You realize, of course, you killed a historic character? [21:35] <RD> hey, what about lenny the lawyer [21:35] <fianna> Cochran has been with us since "RD Saves the Day!" [21:35] <RD> the one with the evil breifcase [21:35] <fianna> Larry? He'd kill everybody [21:35] <Spark> was with you [21:35] <chanur> still thinking about the judge though....... and he needed to lose a case here.... well, not a case exactly.... [21:36] <fianna> Who, exactly? [21:36] <fianna> Stone? [21:36] <fianna> He was just trying to protect his testicles [21:36] <Purrsia> lenny the lawyer? is that like Lenny from of mice and men?? heh heh [21:36] <chanur> The nteresting thing is that I think Stone's judgement sets president.... [21:36] <fianna> As a cat in heat, you should be able to respect that :) [21:37] <RD> the hanister doesn't have those parts, i checked [21:37] <chanur> I'm not going after Stone.... [21:37] <Servali> A cat in heat for Lion-O of all things.... *sighs*.... [21:37] * Purrsia goes to check on servali [21:37] <fianna> Bigfoot and Bierce set the precedent, I just ran with it :) [21:37] <chanur> after all, legaly in New York state, I don't exist.... [21:37] * Servali is still washing his face... [21:37] <fianna> Hmmm [21:38] <RD> but is it new york state [21:38] <fianna> Unless somebody turns up a body :) [21:38] <RD> or the club's version of new york state? [21:38] <fianna> Of course, then that person would face charges [21:38] <Purrsia> I bet you've never felt so close to Chanur, Servali *smiles wickedly* [21:38] * Spark closes the door of bathroom lockins Servf and Purr in it [21:38] * Servali shakes fist... [21:38] * Purrsia tries frantically to escape locked bathroom before Servali decides to give her a swirly.... [21:39] <chanur> but how do you charge someone that doesn't exist...AND has an airtight Allibi? [21:39] <fianna> I might have to bring the world's greatest detective into this! [21:39] <Servali> Oh, I forgot, I still *have* that nuclear-battery- powered hair dryer that Spark lent me.... [21:39] <RD> the pink panther? [21:39] * Servali grins wickedly.... [21:39] <fianna> He's not a dog, but you can't have everything [21:39] <chanur> NO! NOT Encelopedia Brown!!!!! [21:39] * Purrsia begs servali for mercy.... [21:39] <fianna> ::Snicker:: Who? [21:40] * Servali takes out the hairdryer, aims at Purrsia, and flips the on switch [21:40] <RD> make it the pink panther, im sure the hanister will enjoy it [21:40] * Purrsia gulps [21:40] <fianna> Naw, this guy is a personal favorite [21:40] * Servali watches as the lights dim and a huge bolt of electricity blasts into Purrsia, then the lights brighten once again [21:40] * Purrsia is knocked out cold [21:40] <RD> wow, you two simmer down in there! [21:40] * Servali calls out to Spark [21:40] <chanur> after all..... after my "Event" i was transfered to Bellview under the care of Dr Zhie and placed under 24hour suicide watch. [21:40] <fianna> And if poofywoof does his homework, he may even be able to check me on it! [21:41] <fianna> Don't forget the electroshock! [21:41] <RD> man, the electric bill's going to go throug the roof [21:41] <Servali> Hey, Spark, I changed my mind about this hair dryer [21:41] * Spark gets close to door [21:41] <Spark> why? [21:41] <chanur> Chanur hasn't left the Phy ward. [21:41] <fianna> Hmmm [21:41] <Servali> No, RD, it's battery powered hair dryer... nuclear powered batteries [21:41] <RD> no meltdown danger? [21:42] <fianna> Steven King, Law and Order. Hats off, Chanur, this is looking good! [21:42] * chanur watches a the batters achive critical mass [21:42] <fianna> Can't wait to see the rest! [21:42] <chanur> uh oh! [21:42] <fianna> How much longer, do you think? [21:42] <RD> everyone, to the shelter!! [21:42] <Servali> *eyes hair dryer* Ohhh, boy. [21:42] <fianna> No pressure, I'm the last person to rush anybody :) [21:42] <Servali> leaves hair dryer and follows RD [21:42] * RD runs to the shelter [21:42] * Servali follows close behind RD [21:42] * Spark goes to the shelter draging Zhyan [21:42] * fianna notices the meltdown [21:43] * Purrsia wakes up and sees the glowing hairdryer and scrambles after the others [21:43] <fianna> Quick! Gimme! [21:43] <chanur> Fianna.... i will turn the tale back over to you in the morning..... I should post EARLY this morning.... don't wait up. [21:43] <RD> and i just had the place redecorated [21:43] * fianna grabs the hair dryer and swallows it whole [21:43] <Spark> some one should go back for Shark!! [21:43] <RD> shark!! [21:43] <fianna> Burp [21:43] * Shark is still passed out :P [21:43] <Purrsia> shark!! [21:43] <Shark> No energy... [21:43] * RD drags the couch into the shelter [21:43] <chanur> Fianna....... don't fart. [21:43] <Shark> LOL, thanks [21:44] <Purrsia> heehee [21:44] <fianna> Er, 'kay [21:44] <Purrsia> Servali, I'm gonna get you for that....and yer little snarf, too :-p [21:44] * RD closes door on fianna and the hanister [21:44] <RD> they're both immune anyway [21:44] * fianna belches and blows mosy of Chanur's fur off [21:44] <fianna> most [21:44] <Purrsia> that had to hurt [21:44] <Purrsia> talk about heartburn.... [21:44] <chanur> I gonna freeze to death here..... [21:44] <Servali> understatement alert, Purrsia, understatement alert! [21:44] <fianna> Must...have...stout... [21:45] <Purrsia> I'd offer an antacid, but somehow I think that wouldn't help [21:45] <RD> oh, it won't be cold for much longer hani [21:45] * fianna raids fridge [21:45] * chanur hands Fianna a bottle of panni [21:45] <Purrsia> heh heh ...the panni.... [21:45] <fianna> Naw, gives me gas [21:45] <fianna> and that, neither of us wants [21:45] <chanur> when did you try some? [21:45] * fianna digs some more [21:45] * RD watches as bright sparks burst from hair drier [21:46] <Purrsia> you already blew me up with that stuff last week, chanur....sheesh! [21:46] * Servali cringes what devastation nuclear-powered gas would cause.... [21:46] <fianna> Ah-HA! [21:46] <Purrsia> I quite like cheese.... [21:46] * fianna finds a bottle and slams it [21:46] * Spark gives Purrsia some blue cheese [21:46] <fianna> Okay, cirsis averted [21:46] <Purrsia> hmmm...smells like yer feet, Servali [21:46] <Servali> Rd, do you think it's safe to return out there? [21:46] * Purrsia winks at servali [21:46] <RD> let me see [21:46] <fianna> In a pinch, Guinness slows down all reactions, including nuclear [21:46] * chanur farts [21:46] * Shark snores [21:47] <Shark> ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ [21:47] * RD pokes head out, sparks fly our of chanur's ass [21:47] <Servali> Um, I keep telling you, I never slept with you, Purrsia, that was Lion-O.... [21:47] <RD> nope [21:47] * Servali cringes [21:47] * fianna burps and turns Chanur to a charred stick figure [21:47] <fianna> Lemme get another bottle... [21:47] <Purrsia> oh, right...smells like Lion-O's feet then...or was that his breath? Damn, I was so giddy I can't remember.... [21:47] * chanur cashes in life chip #4 [21:47] <Purrsia> *snortle [21:48] <RD> i guess it's safe now [21:48] <Purrsia> those two are silly [21:48] * Spark gives Purrsia a black marker and points to Shark [21:48] <RD> of course, we'll all need shots in the morning [21:48] <Servali> It probably was more... central... to Lion-O's body that you smelled, Purrsia... [21:48] <RD> shots of vodka that is [21:48] <Shark> ZZZZZZZ [21:48] <Purrsia> I'm surprised pom fronds didn't fly out of chanur's ass, too [21:48] <chanur> so when do get the tigers back here? [21:48] <Purrsia> servali! EW! [21:48] <chanur> very Funny Purr. [21:48] * Purrsia chucks a block of limburgher cheese at the serval [21:48] <Servali> Hey, I'm all for shots of vodka, especially Stolichnaya..... [21:49] * Purrsia winks at the hani [21:49] * Servali gets beaned by a wayward hunk of cheese... [21:49] <fianna> Chanur, my round will be delayed slightly, as I am working on a riff for Peachy now :) [21:49] <Servali> OW! [21:49] <Purrsia> you look a little fried, chanur.... [21:49] * Servali rubs head.... [21:49] <chanur> Take your time Fianna [21:49] * Purrsia sticks tongue out at servali [21:49] <RD> poor shark, slept through the worst devastation of third earth since the time 'n synch had a cameo in that tcat episode [21:49] <fianna> You will be reprising with Zhyan, you should be pleased to know :) [21:50] * Servali takes the defiled pompom and wipes it across Purrsia's tongue [21:50] * Spark blinks [21:50] * Zhyan blinks too [21:50] <chanur> wait, i don't get it....... the first one was suposed to br for RD.... I end up looking like the fall guy [21:50] <RD> lol [21:50] * Purrsia blows chunks of blue cheese onto Servali [21:50] <chanur> The * ball still doesn't work right [21:51] <fianna> A riff being "for" you, doesn't mean you're the victim, just the star [21:51] <RD> 8ball do you work right [21:51] <Purrsia> I don't think I like cheese so much anymore... [21:51] <RD> .8ball do you work right [21:51] <X2> RD: It won't happen, not a chance, definitely no. [21:51] * Servali wipes and picks away the cheesy blue bits from his fur... [21:51] <fianna> RD never appeared personally, but it was definitely about him [21:51] <Purrsia> those poms tasted like buttcheese [21:51] <RD> that is a word that will live on in riffs for all time [21:52] <Purrsia> buttcheese? [21:52] <RD> yup, i can see the posibilites [21:52] <chanur> two questions 1 when did I become suicidal and 2 what's the deal with me being hungry all the time? [21:52] <Purrsia> it's in the same class as toe jam and the like.....ew, ew, and more EW! [21:52] <fianna> I set out to make you the hero in "Dead Man", but after "Last Call", sigh... [21:52] <Servali> Those pom-poms were better tasing than Lion-O's head cheese, I bet, Purrsia [21:52] <Purrsia> toe jam on buttcheese crackers.....*shudders* [21:53] *** Zy has joined #ThunderCats [21:53] *** X2 sets mode: +o Zy [21:53] <chanur> Now I'm no longer hungry [21:53] <RD> head cheese cake [21:53] <Purrsia> OOOOOH ME FRIPPIN GOURD, SERVALI!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWW [21:53] <Spark> wb Zhy [21:53] <fianna> 1) You got depressed when you found Peachyra blew off your date for an RD fan club meeting [21:53] <RD> wb [21:53] <Servali> wb [21:53] <Zy> ty [21:54] <Purrsia> headcheese is the most evil invention known to cat- kind, lol [21:54] <chanur> and I hunt, so what? [21:54] <fianna> 2) Straight outta "Arrival", almost every chapter involved eating, or finding something to eat [21:54] *** Zhyan has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Zhyan[host213-1-181- 146.btinternet.com]) [21:54] <RD> the hanister needs a diet [21:54] <Purrsia> I wonder if kam would fancy head cheese cake? [21:54] <chanur> wait till you read Grooved. [21:55] <fianna> Except the last few, where "pleasure" exchanges seemed to take the fore. [21:55] <RD> why not he's backed them all [21:55] <RD> baked [21:55] <fianna> Face it, poofywoof, you practically handed it to me :) [21:55] <Servali> Hmmmm..... that's a scary thought.... wonder where Kam got the ingredients for *that* kind of cake.... [21:55] <Purrsia> that's gotta be the grossest kind after fruitcake.... [21:55] <RD> he got the recipie from snarfer [21:55] <RD> and followed suit [21:55] <Servali> Ah, that explains it, then [21:55] <Purrsia> Servali, get yer mind outta the butter....before I saute it.... [21:56] <chanur> well Fianna think about it....... First thing I gotta do here is feed myself. [21:56] <fianna> Natch! [21:56] <Spark> Adios! [21:56] <fianna> I'm not questioning the premise, but it was a definite recurring theme :) [21:56] <RD> youre going? [21:56] <chanur> To a real Preditor, the next meal is a very real consern. [21:56] <fianna> SPARKY!!! [21:56] <Spark> hehe! no! [21:57] <Spark> sorry I missunderstood what the nincompuppy said [21:57] <Spark> thought he was leaving [21:57] <fianna> Natch=Naturally [21:57] * Purrsia picks remaining blue cheese outta her teeth. When she realizes she's using the end of the defiled poms to do so, she commences barfing [21:57] *** Shark has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Shark[65.33.172.135] ) [21:57] <Spark> right I thought it ment night in german [21:57] <fianna> SHARKY!!! [21:58] * Servali agilely steps away from the heaving Purrsia [21:58] <RD> hell beback [21:58] <fianna> Musta passed out on the keyboard [21:58] <Servali> hehehe [21:58] <chanur> unlike some of the others here, *Glares* I do try to mainain some realism here....*Realises how dumb that sounds* [21:58] <RD> lol [21:58] <RD> hahahaahahhaah [21:58] <RD> realism [21:58] <fianna> ::snicker:: patently [21:58] * Spark whisltes [21:58] <RD> that's a good one! [21:58] * Purrsia yawns [21:58] <fianna> After all, when was the last time a Bierce definition was used in court? [21:58] <Purrsia> all this barfing has made me quite ill [21:59] <Purrsia> and tired, too [21:59] <chanur> It's tough enough to feed everyone ot the FF fortress [21:59] *** Shark has joined #ThunderCats [21:59] *** X2 sets mode: +o Shark [21:59] <X2> [Shark] "In the end, though, the only winner in this case is Shark's tummy." - Seanbaby [21:59] * Purrsia holds aching tummy [21:59] <RD> wb [21:59] * Spark gives Purssia some pepto [21:59] <Shark> Thanks you! [21:59] <Spark> WB sharky! [21:59] <Shark> Stupid Lord of the Rings crashed my computer :( [21:59] <Servali> wb, Shark [21:59] <fianna> Oh, that won't be a problem much longer :) [21:59] * Purrsia guzzles the bottle..... [21:59] <chanur> Much less when Shark drops by. [21:59] <fianna> WB! [21:59] <Shark> Thanks! [21:59] <Shark> Thanks! [21:59] <chanur> just what do you mean by thatFianna? [21:59] <RD> don't the ff shop at the supermarket [21:59] <fianna> Oh? [22:00] <RD> oh oh... [22:00] <fianna> I'm doing a riff for Peachyra [22:00] <fianna> Check out "Comments for Peachyra" posted tonight [22:00] <Spark> no we dont RD [22:00] <chanur> I did. [22:00] <RD> why not, you'll get all you want there [22:00] <Spark> good, more postings means we are near the Purrsia prize! [22:00] * Servali gives Purrsia some German quality Heine's, complete with higher alcohol content. [22:00] <RD> is that what were calling it? [22:01] * Purrsia perks up at the mention of THE prize.... [22:01] <RD> not much of a prize [22:01] * Purrsia toasts servali [22:01] <RD> if i can foreshadow [22:01] <Purrsia> ooh, I think so, RD.... [22:01] <chanur> leave me out of it, or you guys are going to end up staring in Rocky Horror. [22:01] * Servali sighs at Purrsia's Lion-O lust.... [22:01] <RD> hehehe [22:01] <fianna> Also, I'm organizing a rescue for Thundera Tiger [22:01] <Shark> :p [22:01] <Shark> PoofyWoofy [22:01] <RD> the hanister makes a cameo [22:01] <Shark> Heh heh heh! [22:01] <Purrsia> he better not touch my pom poms! [22:02] <chanur> now who would make a good Frankenfurter? [22:02] <RD> no, he'll be cleaning up afte the mess [22:02] <Purrsia> er, that sounded bad, hmmmm [22:02] <fianna> RD, of course! [22:02] <Servali> RD, I believe [22:02] <Zy> I like Rocky Horror! I'd be Frankenfurter!!! Pick me!!! [22:02] <fianna> The real question is, who would work as Brad and Janet? [22:02] <fianna> Ah! [22:02] <chanur> Servali and Purrsia as Brad and Jannet. [22:02] <Purrsia> well, as long as I get to be with Lion-O, I don't care what happens.... [22:02] <fianna> Zhy and Spark! [22:02] <Servali> Aw, shite! [22:02] <chanur> asshole! [22:03] <chanur> Slut! [22:03] <Purrsia> LOL [22:03] <Spark> what? you still have that idea Chanur? [22:03] * Servali turns to Purrsia... [22:03] <Purrsia> bring it on! you'll get yers.... [22:03] <RD> i'll be he mad doctor!! [22:03] <fianna> I wanna be Meatloaf!! [22:03] <RD> come to think of it, would it really be acting??? [22:03] <Servali> Chanur can be rocky! [22:03] <Shark> LOL [22:04] * Servali thinks about what RD asked... [22:04] <fianna> HOT PATOOTIE, BLESS MY SOUL! I REALLY LOVE tHAT ROCK N ROLL!! [22:04] <chanur> Peachy and Spark as Magenta and the other one [22:04] <Servali> No, proly not, RD [22:04] <Purrsia> meatloaf...that sounds good. will compliment the heine perfectly [22:04] <Shark> chanur can be PoofyWoofy :) [22:04] <RD> hehehe [22:04] <Shark> Columbia> [22:04] <chanur> naw..... Kam as Rocky [22:04] <RD> who'll be the narrator? [22:04] <RD> mummra? [22:04] <Servali> Wait, Chanur won't be in it because he does't really exist,lol [22:04] <Shark> lol, true [22:04] <fianna> Can a fiction have a role in a fiction? [22:04] * chanur bops Serv in the snout with bat [22:05] * Spark hugs Zhyan an whispers to him "what is that Rocky show thing?" [22:05] * Shark bites chanur [22:05] * Zy grins [22:05] <RD> why not, it's not like there are rules [22:05] <Shark> Yum yum yum! [22:05] * Servali laughs at Chanur because Servali doesn't have a snout, lol [22:05] * Purrsia gasps at chanur's battery of servali [22:05] <chanur> wow!!!!!! That feels good! [22:05] <chanur> hahaahahahaha!!!!! [22:05] <Purrsia> snout, heh heh [22:05] <fianna> Hmmm, this guy has unplumbed depths! [22:05] <chanur> Bite me again, Shark!!!! [22:05] <RD> bite off his viagra place [22:06] <Shark> Reverse psychology is not gonna work :p [22:06] <Servali> hehe [22:06] <chanur> damn! [22:06] <Purrsia> well, kids, this has been fun, but I gotta pay off a severe sleep deficit....so I must leave you now [22:06] <Shark> I'll miss most likely [22:06] <fianna> Hang on, I'll call my wife...that should make hiim ecstatic...if he survives it [22:06] <Shark> Bye bye Purr! [22:06] <RD> bye!! [22:06] <Spark> bye Purr [22:06] <Shark> lol [22:06] <Servali> later daze, Purrsia! [22:06] <fianna> Bye! [22:06] <Zy> bye bye [22:06] <Purrsia> don't do anything I wouldn't do! heehee [22:06] * Servali hugs Purrsia before she goes [22:06] <chanur> the Criniolgers....... John Doe [22:06] * Purrsia hugs servali back [22:06] <chanur> *Crininologist [22:06] * Spark still hugs Zhyan and waves good bye to Purrsia [22:06] <Servali> hehe [22:06] <Purrsia> bye all [22:06] <fianna> DOE!?!?! [22:07] *** Purrsia has quit IRC (Today is a good day to chat.) [22:07] <Servali> DODO???? [22:07] <fianna> That little weasel must die [22:07] <chanur> why Not? Both are anial rentitave assholes? [22:07] <Zy> skin him and drop him in the sea... [22:07] <Servali> Just say no to Dodo [22:07] <fianna> Servali, how long have you been following the club antics? [22:07] <Shark> Oh man, that cherry yogurt's not sitting well [22:07] * Shark throws up all over chanur's feet [22:08] <Servali> a bit, and I've done a bit of research, read a couple of riffs on the TCATGR site... [22:08] <RD> which ones [22:08] <Servali> read up on the profiles in the file section of the group..... [22:08] * chanur leaves to go bathe [22:08] * Shark falls over again [22:08] <chanur> read the *unbearables* [22:09] <fianna> At the risk of self-promoting...shamelessly, anyway...I have all my riffs in Zip form. I could send ya a bunch [22:09] <Servali> ..... One about TW attempting to put the green one a head lock.... one about Fianna being turned into a wimpy thing and being rejected by Pumyra.... [22:09] <Shark> lol [22:09] <Shark> The latter must've been mine [22:09] <chanur> where's that one? [22:09] <RD> hehe [22:09] <Servali> Yeah, I think so, Shark... [22:10] <fianna> Well gang, the ol dogs gotta go for real. The missus is calling for night-night [22:10] <Shark> A Short Short Riff For Fianna ;) [22:10] <Servali> Sebastian co-starred, right, Shark [22:10] <chanur> good night Fianna [22:10] <RD> bye [22:10] <fianna> Night all! [22:10] <Servali> later, Fianna [22:10] <Zy> bye Fi [22:10] <fianna> Nytol? [22:10] <Shark> What sucked was that AOHell kept cutting the story short the first three times I tried to post it :p [22:10] <Spark> Bye fi! [22:10] <Shark> Night night fianna! [22:10] <fianna> Later! [22:10] <RD> night [22:10] <Shark> Servali, yup! [22:10] *** fianna has quit IRC [22:10] <Servali> hehe [22:10] <Servali> See, I *do* remember some things, lol [22:10] <Shark> lol [22:11] * chanur comes out of bathroom with washed feet [22:11] <Servali> Then again, I'm not as badly off as Purrsia when it comes to LFS.... [22:11] <RD> i thought cats had an avertion to water [22:11] <chanur> ate at Serb hall last night...... [22:11] <chanur> Not me.... re-read Arrival.... I got over it. [22:11] <Servali> Not all cats, RD... Tigers and meercats like water, lol [22:11] <Shark> boj [22:11] * Spark smiles as she had a Friday of sea food too [22:12] <RD> not tygra!! [22:12] <Servali> Unless your Tygra, then you have to go invis before entering water.... [22:12] <chanur> go figure. [22:12] <Servali> Never understood that.... [22:12] <Spark> 14[RD14] was a Tygra once... [22:12] <chanur> which makes a whole lot of fucking sense [22:12] <RD> not true [22:12] <RD> i was a hybrid [22:12] <Spark> Kam is an hybrid [22:12] <RD> i had brains [22:13] <chanur> Nope...... full tygra [22:13] <Servali> hehe [22:13] <chanur> you ran into a fencepost! [22:13] <RD> i am rewriting history here [22:13] <chanur> you teamed with Fianna!!!! [22:13] <Servali> WHAT??? [22:13] <RD> i was a tygra with brains [22:13] <Spark> what for RD? you are the only one who believes that! [22:13] <chanur> You hung off a cliff by your dick!!!!!! [22:13] <Spark> read Grooved Serv [22:13] <Servali> RD teamed with the greencompoop? [22:14] <Servali> in time, in time, lol [22:14] <RD> believe it or not he was part of the atb once [22:14] <Spark> and the nincompuupy was Rd`s dog [22:14] <chanur> and Benni and Kam together [22:14] <RD> the most ugliest thing, ever [22:14] <Servali> Why did the green one part with ATB? [22:14] <chanur> the cliff or your dick? [22:14] <RD> not that [22:15] <Servali> lol [22:15] <RD> im not surewhy he left [22:15] <RD> so i had to get revenge [22:15] <chanur> Rd be sure to post this log ok? [22:15] <RD> i shall [22:15] <Servali> hehe [22:16] <Servali> yeah, I was curious as to why you didn't post the log for last night, RD? Did you have to get off the net that quickly that you couldn't? [22:16] <RD> lazyness [22:16] <RD> let me post it, then [22:16] <Servali> Ah, I can sympathise with that [22:17] <RD> ill be back in a minute [22:17] <Servali> k [22:17] <chanur> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz [22:17] * Spark gives Serv a marker and pushes him towards the hani [22:17] <Servali> chanur's been at the Nytol again [22:18] <chanur> quick!! nail all the furnature to the cealing! [22:18] <Servali> Why? Who's driving the Thundertank this time? [22:18] <chanur> Mya. [22:19] * Servali grabs a chair and tosses it at the ceiling, but it falls back down again. [22:19] * chanur extends claws and leaps for the cealing clinging by the pucture marks [22:19] <Servali> I can't nail it to the ceiling, It's not obeying! [22:19] * Spark looks up wonder what he is planing [22:19] <chanur> huh..... the humans are screwed. [22:20] * Servali begins to throw furniture to Chanur [22:20] * Servali grins at Chanur [22:20] <Servali> Yep, they sure are [22:20] <Spark> oh I see! [22:20] * chanur pulls out hammed and begins work [22:20] * Spark smiles and leads Zhyan to the closet, locking the door inside [22:21] <Servali> Should I leave Shark in the sofa and toss the sofa to you? [22:21] <chanur> spark, you got no claws...... gona have to strap you in. [22:21] <chanur> strap the shark down and sure [22:21] <RD> posted [22:21] <chanur> HURRY!!!!!! [22:21] <chanur> he's coming back!! [22:21] * Spark answers from the closet [22:21] <Spark> i will be fine in here! [22:21] <RD> there,now the world has been pervered a little mor [22:21] * Servali straps Shark in and tosses the sofa to Chanur [22:22] * chanur looks down [22:22] <RD> hey,what's been going on around here? [22:22] * Zy holds Spark close in the dark [22:22] * Servali marvels at how in the Nine Ancient Hells he managed to toss an occupied sofa to Chanur [22:22] <chanur> RD!!!!!! What are you doing on the cealing????? [22:22] * Servali leaps to the ceiling and clings there [22:22] <RD> this is a mad house, a mad house!! [22:22] <Servali> and you were expecting what, RD?.... [22:23] <RD> well, hmmm [22:23] <chanur> *couch falls, smashing into the floor with Shark on it* [22:23] <Servali> I mean, if we're *all* mad here.... [22:23] <chanur> whoops......he he he. [22:23] <Shark> :p [22:23] <Shark> Too tired to make witty comeback [22:23] <Shark> ... [22:23] * Servali looks to chanur with a grin and says, "Butterclaws" [22:24] <Shark> Need another pickmeup.... [22:24] <RD> well i know what'll pick me up [22:24] <chanur> course....can you do this Serv? *Walks around on celaing with the claw holding him in place [22:24] <Servali> On all fours, but yeah [22:24] * RD presses a button and the room fillswith dancing grunes [22:25] * Servali follows chanur around [22:25] <Shark> lol [22:25] * chanur sticks claw into exposed light socket [22:25] <chanur> AHHHHHH! [22:25] <RD> poofy's discovered my other pickme up [22:25] * Servali watches as Poofywoofy becomes sizzlywoofy.... [22:26] * chanur ow what a feeling, dancing on the cealing..... [22:26] <chanur> no 80's music fans huh? [22:26] <Servali> .... I forget.... [22:26] <chanur> brb. [22:26] <Servali> k [22:26] *** chanur has quit IRC (chanur) [22:27] * Servali winces at the scent of electocuted fur and ozone.... [22:27] <RD> k [22:27] <RD> oh i need a snack [22:28] <Zy> I got some pixies on sticks if you're interested... [22:28] *** chanur has joined #ThunderCats [22:28] <chanur> what's my fur look like/ [22:28] <Servali> So, Purrsia's little pompom-applied-to-Chanur's- posterior act has earned her the status of RD accomplice, RD? [22:29] <Servali> Well, chanur, it's a bit darkened at some ends, and it's kinda all standing on end.... [22:29] <chanur> care full...... the last three died...... under mysterouis happenings. [22:29] <chanur> normal then huh/ [22:29] <RD> she's evil [22:29] <RD> and perverse [22:29] <Servali> Well, those are givens, RD [22:29] <RD> two qualities that none of my past accomplices have had [22:30] <chanur> a perfect match. [22:30] <RD> my first accomplice tried to turn me good [22:30] <Shark> Anyone seen TW oday perchance? [22:30] <Shark> lol [22:30] <RD> the second had a mental breakdown [22:30] <Shark> I remember that [22:30] <RD> not today [22:30] <Servali> no, sorry [22:30] <Spark> no Sharky I havent since last night [22:30] <chanur> she did? [22:30] <RD> failed of course [22:30] <Shark> Ok, he's probably been working all day [22:31] *** chanur has left #ThunderCats [22:31] *** chanur has joined #ThunderCats [22:31] <RD> wb [22:31] <chanur> woah! [22:31] <Servali> Did Chanur buy a teleportation bracelet off of the Mutants? I keep telling him they're no good, they'll keep bamfing you when you least expect it [22:31] <Servali> wb, Chanur [22:31] <Shark> WB chanur [22:32] <RD> the hanicator [22:32] * chanur cloes self [22:32] * chanur clones self [22:32] * chanur clones self [22:32] <Servali> Ack, again with the hani-cloning! [22:32] <Shark> ewwww [22:32] * Shark vomits again [22:32] * chanur clones self [22:32] <Shark> Too many hanis... [22:32] <RD> you could get a room first [22:33] * chanur clones self [22:33] <Servali> Ack, RD, make it stop! Make it stop!!! [22:33] * chanur clones self [22:33] * RD swuishes clones [22:33] * chanur clones self [22:33] * RD swuishes clones some more [22:33] * RD squishes clones some more [22:33] <chanur> you do know what happens when you kill a clone right? [22:33] <chanur> you get two more.... [22:33] <Servali> A snarf dies somewhere? [22:34] <RD> it bursts into flames [22:34] * chanur clones self [22:34] * chanur clones self [22:34] * chanur clones self [22:34] <RD> don't worry, the law of consevation, remember [22:34] * Zy skewers a clone and roasts it on the stove [22:34] <RD> i get the genitals [22:34] * chanur and clones break nto a Michel Jackson dance rutine [22:35] <Servali> alright, now that's freaky, chanur.... [22:35] <RD> now that is just wicked [22:35] <chanur> we're bad! we're bad! you know it....(really really bad) [22:35] <RD> why, why is he walking backwards [22:35] <RD> and where did that glove come from [22:35] <Zy> best not to ask... [22:35] <Spark> as long as he doesnt start dancing in the ceiling and floating in midair.. [22:35] <RD> whre has that glove been [22:35] <Servali> And what does a hani use a that one glove for??? [22:36] <RD> indeed [22:36] * chanur and clones form kick line ala the Rockettes [22:36] <chanur> *Can acn music is heard* [22:36] <Servali> If he wears it on his other hand, the rhinestones are placed in the palm.... hmmmm..... [22:36] <chanur> *can can [22:36] <RD> it would be too bad if there was more in the package area [22:36] <Servali> Very bad, indeed [22:37] * Shark groans [22:37] <RD> tis just might be the biggest log ever [22:37] <Servali> TW withdrawal, Shark? [22:37] * chanur and clones gather into a football offensive formation. Chanur grabs Spark and scruches her ino the shape of a football [22:38] <chanur> HIKE!!!! [22:38] * Spark speaks with a wheezing voice [22:38] <Spark> hey! stop it! [22:38] * Zy skewers the real Chanur and starts roasting him instead [22:38] * chanur and the clones go to prefore in a broadway musical [22:39] <chanur> *Clone splits in two* [22:39] <Shark> Servali - Something like that ;) [22:39] <chanur> (Singing) Where are the clones? Send in the clones...... [22:39] <Servali> Damn, my condolences, Shark :( [22:40] * Servali groans at Chanur's parody [22:40] <Shark> Hope he gets here soon [22:40] <Shark> Well, in the meantime [22:40] <chanur> Would you prefer something from Cats? [22:40] *** Zhie has joined #ThunderCats [22:40] <Zhie> The Doctor is IN. [22:40] * Shark pulls out his harpoon gun and proceeds to kill the clones [22:40] <Shark> Hi Zhie! [22:40] <Servali> Hello, doc [22:40] <Zhie> hi all [22:40] <Zy> hi Zhie [22:40] <Zhie> .up [22:40] *** X2 sets mode: +o Zhie [22:40] <chanur> *The clones split again* [22:40] <Spark> welcome Dr [22:41] <Servali> Zhie, how do you get rid of clones? We try to kill them, but the clones split into two when we do [22:41] <RD> hi [22:41] <Spark> dont throw water at them! [22:41] <Spark> you should try some of this [22:41] <chanur> HUUMM...... we appear to be up to assholes in Chanur clones.... [22:41] <Servali> and now there are several Chanur clones [22:41] * Spark gives Servali a powerfull lamp [22:41] <Zhie> You ignore them, and eventually, they go away when they aren't getting enough attention. [22:41] <chanur> (In 38part harmony) Hi Zhie! [22:42] <RD> i prefer the squishing method, they make a great whizzing sound when they deflate [22:42] * Servali eyes the powerful lamp. [22:42] <Servali> What's this for, Spark? [22:43] <Zhie> or, you can always shove a painfully long stick up the ass of the cloner, and while he or she is in agony, rip out the throats of the clones. That usually makes the same sort of point. [22:43] <Shark> heh heh heh [22:43] <RD> ah, the tried and true method!! [22:43] <Servali> Oooh, is that pointy stick in the closet long enough, zhie [22:43] <Zhie> Should be. [22:43] <Spark> well if you do that and he keeps being a endangered zpieces [22:43] <Servali> Hmmm...... [22:43] <Servali> And the problem with that is?.... [22:44] <Spark> that we cant dothings against him [22:44] <Spark> he would be protected!! [22:44] <chanur> YEAH! Waht she said! [22:44] <RD> then i'll put him in the petting zoo [22:44] <Servali> Would you rather the be 2800 of them roaming around in this building, Spark? [22:44] <RD> where he can breed [22:44] <Servali> He can breed? [22:45] * Spark considers [22:45] <RD> if he's an endangered species, then he's got to be put in a cage [22:45] <RD> so he cant hurt himself [22:45] * Servali shudders as the thought of 2800 Chanur clones breeding.... [22:45] <Spark> but then I cant have enough throwrugs... [22:45] <Zhie> Well, they'd have to breed with each other...that's a scary thought. [22:45] <RD> or we can always pet them [22:45] <Servali> Can a figment really breed with itself, Zhie? [22:46] <RD> there's only one way to find out [22:46] <Zhie> Only in this universe, it seems. [22:46] <Servali> We're doomed.... [22:46] <RD> nosotros estamos doomed [22:46] <Servali> exactly [22:46] <Spark> nosotros? that is too many people! [22:47] <RD> who isn't doomed? [22:47] * Servali ponders the question.... [22:47] <Spark> "I can feel an angel walking next to me" <sings> [22:47] <RD> ha! [22:48] * chanur and clones beging singing "It's a small, small, world" [22:48] <RD> he's destined to hell like the rest of us [22:48] <RD> see [22:48] <RD> you really want chanur singing [22:48] <Spark> not that! any thing but that song! [22:48] <chanur> (Singing) It's a world of hope, it's a world of cheer..... [22:48] <RD> it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all [22:49] <Zhie> but...that means when we get to the afterlife, we'll be dealing eternally with thousands of Chanur clones [22:49] <RD> it's small, small world [22:49] <Servali> "Hani's small, small, thing...." [22:49] <Spark> nah, clones does not have a soul [22:49] <RD> at least we hope not [22:49] * chanur clones do James Brown inpersonation [22:49] <Servali> and I can tell they have no soul by the way they're singing [22:49] <chanur> we got plenty of soul! [22:50] <Servali> just no talent [22:50] <Zhie> no, they have no talent...that's what we can tell from the singing [22:50] <Zhie> yeah, what Servali said [22:50] * Servali winks at Zhie [22:50] <chanur> I feel Good! na na nananana na! I knew that we wold now.... [22:50] <Servali> Can't speak, either... wold??? [22:51] <RD> see, now my old plan of killinghim doesn't sound so bad now [22:51] <Spark> naw, just kill the bass, the contraltos and leave the tenor [22:51] <chanur> me and clones begin singing songs from Vanilla ice. [22:51] * Servali walks to the kitchen and brings out a large butcher knife..... [22:51] <Zhie> okay, that's the last straw [22:52] * Servali then walks to the closet and gets large pointy stick [22:52] * Zhie whips out the flame thrower. [22:52] <Zhie> Servali, you use the stick, I'll send out the clones... [22:52] * chanur and clones go silent...... they're doing a milli Vanilli mpersonation [22:52] <Servali> I was just about to say that! [22:53] * Servali grabs the shaft of the pointy stick firmy and rams it up the posterior of the hani, with much force! [22:53] <Servali> Go, Doc, Go! [22:53] * Zhie toasts the clones. [22:54] * Servali then wields the butcher knife and goes on a clone- neck-slashing spree.... [22:54] <chanur> *1st hani pops..... spewing explosive gas..... seeking only a spark...* [22:54] * Zhie watches as they burst into flames, spontaneously combusting as a result of the bad 90's music group clothing they were wearing. [22:54] <Zhie> Damn, that shit is flammable. [22:54] * Servali gets charred Bits of Chanur all over his fur.... [22:55] * Servali picks one off of his fur and eats it... [22:55] <chanur> *A single hani in the center of the mob remains* Uh oh......... *Starts running. [22:55] <Servali> Hmmm.... char-broiled hani aint bad.... [22:55] <chanur> hani are you ok? are you ok? are you ok, hani? [22:56] <Servali> Zhie, I think chanur has lost it, due to an abberant form of LFS.... [22:56] <Spark> I like meat half done, thank you [22:56] * Zhie grabs her bow and an arrow from her quiver and shoots down the last one, hitting him square in the ass. [22:56] <Servali> Lobotomy or lock-up with 50 whining snarves.... [22:56] <chanur> (Continues singing) Hani are you ok, as you drop down on the carpet ok? [22:56] <chanur> OooooooooooWW! [22:57] <RD> this will certainly make for interesting reading [22:57] <chanur> The way you make me feel! [22:57] <RD> put that back in your pants [22:57] <chanur> The way you turn me on! You knock me offa my feet now, girl! [22:58] <chanur> My lonely days are gone! [22:58] <Zhie> um...keep the arrow... [22:58] <Servali> Zhie, we have to stop him before he spreads... whatever sad, tragic affliction he has to others! [22:58] * Zhie puts her bow back. [22:58] <RD> lets wrap him in a big condom [22:58] <Zhie> Who's up for some roast clone. [22:58] <Servali> I already had some, [22:59] <Servali> Thanks anyway, Zhie [22:59] <chanur> oooooooo.......*Sobers* Sorry, what just happened? [22:59] <Servali> You went sane, Chanur, and that's what's scary.... [22:59] <Spark> Chanur? you k? [22:59] <RD> you are no longer allowed to clone yourself [22:59] <Servali> NO! Don't start him on that song again, Spark!!!!! [22:59] * Spark glares at Servali [23:00] <Spark> you know, I think we should plunge the hearts out of all these newbies with LSF [23:00] <RD> sure! [23:00] <RD> and then can we do it to chanur too [23:00] <RD> the hanicator [23:00] <Servali> Well, as long as Chanur is a victim, too, I won't feel so bad [23:01] <RD> the hanister will always be a victim [23:01] <RD> of our evil!@ [23:01] <RD> mwahahahahahaha!!!! [23:01] <Servali> Oh, yeah, much like Tygra, he's the professional victim, right RD? [23:01] <chanur> so much for self respect..... [23:01] <RD> hehehe [23:02] <chanur> I think I lost it right about the second chours of Ice Ice Baby.... [23:02] <RD> respect?? [23:02] <RD> what's that again? [23:02] * Servali shrugs [23:02] <chanur> again brb [23:02] <Servali> k [23:02] <RD> k [23:02] *** chanur has left #ThunderCats [23:02] <RD> i've got to go too [23:03] <Servali> I think chanur has to look 'respect' up in a dictionary before he can answer your question, RD [23:03] <Shark> bye RD [23:03] <RD> i'll be posting this log [23:03] <RD> hehehe [23:03] <RD> bye all! [23:03] *** Disconnected Session Close: Sat Jan 19 23:03:25 2002