2002-04-06

Session Start: Sat Apr 06 20:58:36 2002 [20:58] *** Now talking in #ThunderCats [20:58] *** Topic is 'We all live in Tygra's Shorts....' [20:58] *** Set by X2 on Fri Apr 05 19:34:35 [20:58] #ThunderCats url is http://www.thunderwolf.org/tcatgr.html [20:58] -X2- You are now logged into #ThunderCats as RD. [20:58] <RD> hi [20:58] <RD> .up [20:58] *** X2 sets mode: +o RD [20:58] <Shark> Hiya RD! [20:58] <RD> fucking game messed up my whole system~!~ [20:59] <Shark> Yikes! Which game? [21:00] <RD> deus ex [21:00] <Shark> :( [21:00] <Shark> Sorry that it messed up your system! [21:00] <RD> and it was a crappy game too, i'm selling it at ebay [21:01] <Shark> :( [21:01] <Shark> And a crappy game to boot....sorry about that, RD :( [21:01] <RD> well, things are bound to get better [21:02] <RD> did things get better for you? [21:02] <RD> your car and stuff [21:03] <Shark> Well, my car went to Car Heaven :( [21:03] <RD> shit [21:04] <RD> damn [21:04] <Shark> Well...wee'll solve this problem [21:04] <RD> good [21:06] <Shark> Anyway, things have been going good here :) Talked with TW on the phone... [21:06] <RD> hehe [21:10] <RD> spark might be late [21:10] <RD> she;s got to babysit kids at a party :( [21:13] <Shark> Drat :( [21:13] <RD> yeah [21:14] <RD> i'm gonna work on a new fic soon [21:14] <RD> any old fics you'd like to see reposted? [21:15] <Shark> Hmm...lemme think... [21:16] <Shark> Fruit of the Gods :) [21:16] <Shark> Cool! What's this fic gonna be about? [21:16] <RD> that's the thing, it'll be very different [21:16] <RD> that's about all i can say [21:16] <RD> fruit of the gods it is!! [21:16] <Shark> Ahh :) [21:17] * TW runs in the room, jumps on shark knocking him to the ground and lick his face [21:17] <RD> did you catch my last one? [21:17] <Shark> LOVE!!!! [21:17] * Shark wraps his arms around his lion [21:17] <RD> hi [21:17] <TW> hello RD [21:17] <RD> you to get a room! or ill get my camera [21:18] <TW> be sure to take the lens off this time [21:18] <RD> yeah [21:18] <Shark> Go for it, RD...more publicity for me and my mate ;) [21:18] * RD takes off the lens cap [21:18] <Shark> lol [21:28] <Shark> Where did everyone go? [21:29] <RD> still here [21:29] <RD> just re=installing stuff [21:30] * TW slaps his forhead [21:30] <TW> CAUTA... I supose it would help if I paid attention [21:31] <RD> don't you want to see the sword destroyed? [21:31] <TW> yeah [21:31] <TW> well not really... [21:31] <TW> I want the fucking thing [21:32] <TW> .seen Zhie [21:32] <RD> lol [21:33] <Shark> Who wouldn't want it? That damn plot contrivance could do anything [21:45] *** Peachyra (Peachyra@0-1pool52- 182.nas55.somerville1.ma.us.da.qwest.net) has joined #ThunderCats [21:45] <Peachyra> hello [21:45] <Shark> Hiya Peach! [21:45] <Peachyra> .up [21:45] *** X2 sets mode: +o Peachyra [21:45] <Peachyra> hi sharky [21:46] <Shark> Wuzzup? [21:46] <Peachyra> not much [21:46] <Peachyra> I just got an email from a guy I bought some cds from ebay [21:47] <Peachyra> I wasn't pleased with the condition of one of them, so he's giving me a partial refund [21:47] <Shark> Ahh :) [21:47] <Peachyra> so, I feel better [21:47] <Peachyra> :-) [21:47] <Peachyra> what's up with you [21:48] <RD> hi [21:49] <Shark> Nothing much...everyone disappeared all of a sudden :( [21:49] <Peachyra> oh [21:49] <Peachyra> :-) [21:50] <Peachyra> :-( [21:50] <Peachyra> who was on? [21:50] <RD> tw was here for a while [21:50] <Peachyra> Chanur's coming back [21:51] <Peachyra> sup, rd? [21:52] <RD> just reinstalling stuff [21:52] <Peachyra> how come? [21:52] <Peachyra> did you have a virus or something? [21:52] <RD> no, i installed a crummy game that ruined everything [21:53] <Peachyra> oh [21:53] <Peachyra> that sucks [21:53] <Peachyra> what game? [21:53] <RD> deus ex [21:53] <RD> and it sucked too, as a game [21:53] <Peachyra> oh, that makes it even better [21:54] *** Chanur (eirc908@...) has joined #ThunderCats [21:54] <RD> yeah, i'm selling it at ebay [21:54] <RD> hi [21:54] <Peachyra> what's your name there? [21:54] *** fianna (Fianna@...) has joined #ThunderCats [21:54] <fianna> Hi! [21:54] <Peachyra> I wanna make sure I avoid it [21:54] <Peachyra> hi boys! [21:54] <fianna> PEACHY! [21:55] *** Peachyra sets mode: +o Chanur [21:55] <Chanur> the dog has arrived! [21:55] *** Peachyra sets mode: +o fianna [21:55] <RD> hi!! [21:55] <fianna> RD!! [21:55] <RD> rdrivero [21:55] <RD> lol [21:55] <fianna> SHARKY! [21:55] <Peachyra> hmmm, now I've got two guys ontop of me [21:55] <Peachyra> hehehe [21:55] <fianna> CHANNY! [21:55] <Chanur> meow. [21:55] <fianna> arf [21:55] <Peachyra> see, I new he was a kitty [21:55] * RD starts measuring chanur for his display case [21:55] <fianna> I had a theme going, wanted to keep it :) [21:55] * Peachyra starts scratching Chanur's ear [21:56] <Chanur> purrrrrr. [21:56] <fianna> Hmmm [21:56] <fianna> This is significant [21:56] <Peachyra> what? [21:56] <RD> the hanister is going on permanent display [21:56] <fianna> Might be able to work it into the story... [21:56] <Chanur> so. when do I get the story back, Fianna? Not that your doing a bad job or anything. [21:56] <fianna> Soon as I finish :) [21:56] * Peachyra sends vine to "gently" pat Fianna on the head [21:57] <fianna> Is this gently as in "gently" or gently as in "gentle concussion" [21:57] <Peachyra> ;-) [21:57] <fianna> How do you like it so far? [21:57] <Shark> BAK :) [21:57] <Peachyra> well, you're skull is a little thicker, then say zy's [21:57] <Shark> Hiya Fianna! [21:57] <Peachyra> wb sharky [21:57] <Shark> Thankies! [21:57] <fianna> SHARKY!!! [21:57] <RD> wb [21:57] <Shark> HI!!! :D [21:57] <Shark> GREEN ONE! [21:57] <Shark> Thankies! [21:57] <Shark> What's up? [21:58] <Peachyra> and besides, that's a strangling vine [21:58] <fianna> I'm doing reposts [21:58] <Peachyra> I've noticed [21:58] <fianna> now, with new and improved grammar! [21:58] <RD> yeah, we got to keep the tot alive [21:58] <fianna> I re-read SoM 1, I was so embarrassed [21:59] <Peachyra> grammer is a good thing [21:59] <Peachyra> :-0 [21:59] <Peachyra> :-) [21:59] <fianna> Still proud of the story, but my paragraph structure was lousy [21:59] <fianna> So Chanur, how did you like the revelation sequence? [22:00] <Chanur> Me? Not too shabby. [22:00] <fianna> ::bows:: [22:00] <fianna> I should warn you, I am consciously trying to write you into a corner :) [22:01] <Chanur> uh huh........ do your worst, I'm pretty creative as well. [22:01] <fianna> That's my noose around your neck, not Peachy's vine [22:01] <Peachyra> *vines start to massage Fianna's shoulders* [22:01] <fianna> Ooookay, enough of that now ::slaps vines' leaves:: [22:01] <fianna> That's poodle territory, there [22:02] <RD> lol [22:02] <Peachyra> oh, like I'd even tred there [22:02] <Chanur> your noose huh? Do your worst, I have a good law firm. [22:02] <RD> not to mention you wouldn't want those vines anywhere near your neck [22:02] <Peachyra> ummm, isn't your lawyer dead? [22:02] <fianna> We'll see, Hani, we'll see [22:02] <fianna> RD is the one who should be worried [22:02] <Peachyra> hush RD [22:03] <RD> me? [22:03] <Chanur> O'donnel and assoitates.... I'll be fine. [22:03] <Peachyra> don't put silly ideas in his head [22:03] <Peachyra> Chris O'Donnel? [22:03] <fianna> Absolutely. You've been a bad, bad evil dictator [22:03] <RD> oh man [22:03] <Peachyra> he was an ok Robin, but not too hot of a lawyer, I mean, didn't his grampa get the chair? [22:03] <fianna> And I got comments ready for "Unmasking", better late than never [22:03] <Chanur> Bobby O'donnel, from boston. I figure Spencer should at least know of him. [22:04] <RD> oh oh [22:04] <RD> not unmasking... [22:04] <Peachyra> ahhh, that firm [22:04] <RD> not a good fic [22:04] <fianna> And I even got comments for TygrisHawk...she is still here, isn't she? [22:04] * Shark looks around [22:04] <RD> she's still around [22:04] <Shark> Sooo....wuzzup? :) [22:04] <Peachyra> yes, she's around, now and then [22:04] * Chanur feeds the shark for fun. [22:04] <RD> so when are you posting these things fianna? [22:04] * Shark eats Chanur's hand :9 [22:05] * fianna feeds Chanur to the shark for fun [22:05] <Chanur> I think he's egar... [22:05] * Peachyra sighs and gets behind the bar [22:05] <Peachyra> so, what will everyone have? [22:05] <fianna> Tommorrow, methinks. I just finished revisions, and I'm kinda pooped [22:05] <Chanur> asnd I can't spell. damn claws keep getting in the way [22:05] <RD> ill fix that [22:05] * Shark sits in TW's lap [22:05] <fianna> So as not to keep you in suspense, I loved the story :) [22:05] * Peachyra mixes a Mai Tai for sharky [22:06] <Chanur> Keep Axelle away from me. [22:06] <fianna> Got any Bailey's back there? [22:06] <RD> i don't think unmasking will make it into my pantheon, though [22:06] <Shark> Hmmm... [22:06] <Peachyra> don't eat the fancy tumbler this time, I'm running out of them [22:06] <Peachyra> of course [22:06] <Shark> I need to catch up on reading :( [22:06] <Shark> I hate school [22:06] <Peachyra> mixed with anything in particular? [22:06] <Shark> Takes up all my damn time [22:06] <RD> and writing too shark [22:06] <fianna> How is class going? [22:06] <Shark> Think I got A's and B's in everything :) [22:06] <Chanur> Shark, you say that every time....and how is class going. [22:06] <Shark> So far [22:07] <Shark> But I still have about 5 more essays to write :( [22:07] <Peachyra> that's great shark [22:07] <Peachyra> I'm sure you can keep it up [22:07] <fianna> Obligatory TT request: any word? [22:07] <RD> nope [22:07] <Chanur> none. [22:07] <Peachyra> nada [22:07] <fianna> Is her web page still up? [22:07] <Peachyra> yes, I think so [22:07] <fianna> 'Kay [22:07] <Peachyra> I'm really surprised she hasn't at least sent an email to someone, at least to say high [22:08] <Chanur> she's got damn near 300 reviews over at FF though..... [22:08] <Peachyra> hi, even [22:08] <Peachyra> must be nice [22:08] <fianna> When I get to "The First Casualty", I must direct people to her site [22:08] <fianna> Something must have chased her off [22:08] <RD> lotr [22:08] <RD> it must be all consuming [22:08] <Peachyra> I hope that's not the case [22:08] <Chanur> I have no clue..... Kahn just dissapeared as well. [22:08] <fianna> Face it, people, we ARE the TCAT fandom [22:08] <RD> and she's a senior too in mideast studies [22:09] <fianna> She found a wider audience [22:09] <Peachyra> true, but that's no excuse for compleatly ignoring people who considered her a friend [22:09] <Peachyra> not that I personally knew her that well, but with people who've been here longer, definatly [22:09] <RD> maybe she just needs a time out [22:09] <Chanur> until she comes back we can all go and mob Purrsia's place. [22:10] <fianna> It's crossed my mind that my opinion of 9/11 - bomb 'm to the stone age - might have estranged her from me [22:10] <RD> why? [22:10] <RD> she didn't say anything about it [22:10] <fianna> She spoke in defense of the common Afghani [22:10] <fianna> I drew no distinction [22:10] <Peachyra> but you're just one person, Fianna [22:10] <Chanur> she might have the opinion that things just arn't that simple. [22:10] <fianna> and to some degree, still don;t [22:10] <Peachyra> I don't think she's leave a whole group without saying a word just because of one [22:10] <RD> besides, she told me once that she never got mad at people on line [22:10] <fianna> I don't trust em [22:11] <fianna> But I wasn't the only one to hold that view [22:11] <RD> hell, i think arafat should be nuked and that church in bethlemen ransacked [22:11] <fianna> Or one markedly similiar [22:11] <Chanur> nor do I.... She might be very busy with school, considring her major and world events as of late. [22:11] * fianna slides away from "RD the Human Lightning Rod" [22:12] <RD> see, don't be silly, fianna, no matter how bad you are i'm worse! [22:12] <Chanur> still, a quick pop in might be in order. [22:12] <fianna> pop? [22:12] <fianna> Dr Pepper, please [22:12] <RD> sometimes people just drop out [22:12] * Peachyra hangs RD from the celing by his ankels, again [22:12] <RD> like superlemingo [22:12] <RD> or mummraa [22:12] <fianna> true [22:13] <Peachyra> I never pegged you for a Pepper, Fianna [22:13] <RD> and you're right, for all intensive purposes, we are the fandom [22:13] * Peachyra sends down a bottle to the dog [22:13] <fianna> It is very nearly the only thing I drink [22:13] * Chanur peggs Fianna with a bell pepper [22:13] <Chanur> *Bonk* [22:13] <Peachyra> well, to each their own [22:13] <fianna> Gratis! [22:13] <RD> oh, purrsia posted a fic of mine at fu.net [22:13] <fianna> Like those too [22:13] <fianna> ::crunch:: [22:13] <Peachyra> cool, any reviews yet? [22:13] <fianna> brb, pee break [22:13] <Chanur> Oh geeze RD, not again. [22:14] <RD> not yet, good twin evil twin [22:14] <Peachyra> umm, is it illegal to post other people's stories? [22:14] <RD> it was my most popular and got the most reviews [22:14] <TW> hello every one [22:14] <Peachyra> hey TW [22:14] <Peachyra> :- [22:14] <RD> i posted in the body that she had my absolute permission to do it [22:14] <Peachyra> ) [22:14] <RD> hi [22:14] <Peachyra> well, that's good [22:14] <Peachyra> now we just have to wait for a realmer to find it [22:15] <RD> let them try, they wouldn't dare touch a hair on purrsia's head [22:15] <RD> i chose my friends wisely [22:15] <Peachyra> well, I hope so [22:15] <Chanur> I still say we drop a spambot into that list.... what they did to me was wrong. [22:16] <RD> what did they do? [22:16] <Peachyra> yes, it was very wrong [22:16] <Peachyra> :-/ [22:16] <fianna> What makes Purrsia so impervious? And wha'd they do to Chanur? And HI TW!!! [22:16] <Peachyra> I just wish some of them wouldn't be such block heads and listen to us [22:16] <RD> purrsia's impervious because she's also freinds with some of the head realmers [22:16] <Chanur> one of the no brainers got the idea that I was a sry for RD...as if. [22:16] <Peachyra> right, fluffy did a pic of her [22:17] <fianna> sry? [22:17] <Chanur> spy. [22:17] <RD> and bittens is in the rpg of purrsias that i'm also in [22:17] <RD> wtf [22:17] <Peachyra> spy, and LT told them all the RD told her that [22:17] <fianna> spy?! [22:17] <fianna> okay, rant time [22:17] <Chanur> and then claimed that RD said I was a spy for him.... now why would he do something like that? [22:17] <Peachyra> oh, I guess Fianna probably doesn't know about the realm [22:17] <RD> jesus christ, i haven't spoen to lt since early march [22:18] <Peachyra> well, apperently she told them that [22:18] <fianna> JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST, ARE THESE PEOPLES' LIVES SO EMPTY THEY HAVE TO GO LOOKING FOR SHIT TO DO?!?! [22:18] <Peachyra> Tatiana kept going on that you had told someone chanur was a bad kitty, and I asked fluffy, and she said lt [22:18] <fianna> ... [22:18] <fianna> Chanur IS a bad kitty, but that's not RD's doing [22:18] <RD> because i called chanur a bad kitty he's my spy? [22:19] <RD> yeah.... [22:19] <Chanur> The long and the short of it was, they thought there was someone in the group feeding info to RD, so becase I was the one Fuzzy and Fluffy didn't know, I must be the spy. [22:19] <Peachyra> unfortunatly, fluffy belives LT before me, and Sparky spend an hour knocking sense into Tati, and maybe made a small dent [22:19] <Shark> I'd rather not even think about a few of those individuals [22:19] <RD> shit for brains al lof them [22:19] <Shark> If they want to play those silly cloak and dagger games, let them. [22:19] <Shark> They'll implode [22:19] <fianna> I expect I'll be going a few rounds with them shortly [22:19] <Chanur> No great lose there anyway.... the writting there was nothing more the a bunch of mary-sueing and hacks. [22:20] <fianna> Like us ? :P [22:20] <RD> did they kick you out or something? [22:20] <Chanur> No, here there's a least a smattering of talent. [22:20] <Peachyra> I left right before this happened, cuz I knew when RD got kicked off ff.net something was going to blow [22:20] * fianna raises hand [22:20] <Chanur> and RD, I got booted from there about 3 weeks ago, no warning, no proof, no chance to defend myself. [22:21] <RD> see now my instincts about them - -and about tat in particular have alwasy been dead on [22:21] <fianna> what's "the realm"? [22:21] <Shark> They're mostly bound by distrust and hatred of others, and not by friendship. Their little party won't last long [22:21] <Peachyra> Chanur I think got his message accusing him and telling him he's gone the same day I think [22:21] <Peachyra> oh, sorry [22:21] <RD> hmmm [22:21] <RD> any ideas about talani? [22:21] * fianna the out-of-the-loop [22:21] <fianna> Who? [22:21] <Chanur> yeah, the next day Talina suggested that I try Therapy. [22:21] <RD> the realm is a group that benni formed after she had her hissy fit and left the gr [22:22] <Chanur> right after readinbg one of her stories, no doubt. [22:22] <Peachyra> about the time that Benni left, right before actually she decided to start a new group so people could talk to one another, and have "less violent" stories [22:22] * Shark rolls his eyes [22:22] <Shark> Oh brother... [22:22] <Peachyra> she invited the people that left, and me, spark, Chanur and later tygris, oh, and aya [22:22] <Peachyra> anyways, it wasn't much of a list [22:23] <fianna> I can guess why I wasn't invited :) [22:23] <Peachyra> no one really posted anything [22:23] <RD> lol [22:23] <Chanur> I think by now all the the Tcatgr members have left or been booted. [22:23] <Shark> Heh heh, I consider it an honor that I wasn't invited :) [22:23] <Peachyra> I'm sure you can fianna [22:23] <Peachyra> yuppers, Aya and tygris definatly left, spark may still be there, trying to be a voice of reason [22:23] <fianna> I could say some things, but I have a moral high ground to maintain [22:24] <fianna> Some logomachy is a contest of endurance [22:24] * Peachyra looks down on Fianna [22:24] <Peachyra> don't you mean moral sinkhole? [22:24] <fianna> If you knew what I spoke of, you'd understand [22:24] <Chanur> course I left with the comment that the only talent in the group was Mittens and her art.... I'm sure that didn't earn me any friends. Trouble is, it was damn near the truth. [22:24] * fianna grins cryptically [22:24] <RD> poor ayana, with all she's been going through she didn't need this shit [22:25] <Peachyra> it was the exact truth, LT and Tati wrote like they were still in junior high [22:25] <RD> lol [22:25] <Peachyra> I know [22:25] <fianna> I remember how she blew up at Tay...and Tay really was trying to offer constructive criticism [22:25] <Peachyra> that's basicly what she told them when she left the group [22:25] <Shark> Benni really, really hurt me [22:25] <Peachyra> :-( [22:25] <Shark> With words I can't bear to repeat [22:26] <RD> that's one of the reasons why i'll never forgive that one [22:26] <Peachyra> I'm sorry sharky [22:26] <fianna> She called me a back-stabber [22:26] <Peachyra> benni did? [22:26] <fianna> I laughed [22:26] <RD> and it's odd because benni was the last person i'd have suspected [22:26] * Chanur is now out of the loop [22:26] <Peachyra> honestly, Benni changed alot in the last few months [22:26] <fianna> After all, she left her bye-bye in a public forum, I responded likewise [22:26] <RD> not for the better [22:26] <Peachyra> she's a compleatly different person then she was last summer when I met up with her in real life [22:27] <RD> yikes, you met her? [22:27] <Chanur> who knows? [22:27] <fianna> Really? [22:27] <Peachyra> yeah, back in august [22:27] <Peachyra> we were pretty good friends then [22:27] * fianna raises eyebrows [22:27] <Peachyra> she seemed like a perfectly nice person [22:27] <RD> what do you suppose did it? [22:27] <fianna> You don;t live in mail-bomb distance, do ya? [22:27] <RD> lol [22:28] <Peachyra> I went to wear she lives, not vice versa [22:28] <Chanur> 94413015427911 [22:28] * RD shudders at the thought [22:28] <Peachyra> besides, they still like me, even though I ditched their group [22:28] <RD> ha, but in my own way i got my revenge [22:28] * Chanur sends Peachy a cow bimb [22:28] <Peachyra> come on, last summer, everyone got along fine, well almost [22:29] * Shark sighs [22:29] <Chanur> cow bomb [22:29] <Peachyra> hahaha [22:29] <RD> a cow bomb! hamburgers!!! [22:29] <Chanur> it was an udder disaster. [22:29] <Shark> Well, I suppose it was inevitable [22:29] <fianna> groan [22:29] <Peachyra> well, actually, I visited her right at the time of the world war [22:29] <RD> all i have to say is, real 'alone'very carefully [22:29] <Peachyra> you mean something besides Chanur's bad jokes, shark? [22:29] <fianna> brb, gotta feed the pups [22:29] <RD> k [22:30] <Shark> The whole falling out with those particular people [22:30] <Peachyra> :-( [22:30] <Peachyra> I wish it hadn't happened [22:30] <Shark> I wanted to demand an apology from Benni, but I'm not about to sink to her level [22:30] <Peachyra> but we can't change that now [22:30] <Shark> Yup...we just gotta move on [22:30] <RD> it's like cutting off a cancer [22:30] <Peachyra> Benni's been really sick lately [22:30] <RD> do we really want people like that arround us? [22:31] <Peachyra> I'd say, she's had the least to do with all the recent happenings [22:31] <Chanur> what we gotta do is drag some of the newbies into the spotlight...... [22:31] <fianna> Peachy: physically or mentally [22:31] <Peachyra> physically [22:31] <Chanur> course, that's my answer to everything. [22:32] <RD> the bitter me would hope for the inevitable [22:32] <Chanur> That and plotting revenge against a certin british lunatac..... [22:32] <RD> hoax is still waiting to die, he doesn't think we have the guts [22:33] * Peachyra brings out a Cheetara/Sailor Mercury ballon double [22:33] <Peachyra> I've got the bait [22:33] <Shark> Heh heh! What? You didn't like Moonies? :) [22:33] <RD> i loved it! [22:33] <RD> "you will die now" classic line! [22:33] <Peachyra> yes, I think Chanur wants needs this more [22:33] * Peachyra hands Chanur the doll [22:33] <Shark> I thought it was hilarious :) [22:33] <Chanur> trouble is, I got three stories on the burners now....... and I can't work him into any of them at the moment. [22:34] <RD> so? [22:34] <Shark> Heh heh... Chanur had a very interesting scene at the end [22:34] <RD> what's a gratuetus hoax death scene? [22:34] * Chanur hands the doll to Fianna as a chew toy. [22:34] <Chanur> Shark, you bring that up and you are the main course at Serb Hall. [22:34] <fianna> ::A poodle suddenly materializes, shred the doll, then Chanur, then disappears again:: [22:34] <Peachyra> hahaha [22:35] <Peachyra> all my work at making that! [22:35] <Peachyra> it was compleatly organic! [22:35] <fianna> At least it won't constipate her [22:35] <RD> good, now it'll decompose properly [22:35] <Peachyra> oh, that'll put my mind at ease! [22:35] <RD> i ve got it! [22:36] <fianna> uh oh [22:36] <Chanur> God forbid we constpate the poodle. *Grin* [22:36] <Shark> Chanur - Awww....but didn't you think that scene was so sentimental? :D [22:36] <RD> we'll harness the power of the poodle to do our bidding!! [22:36] <RD> yes, i can see it now~! [22:36] <Chanur> I just want the poodle harnessed. [22:36] * Peachyra thinks bad things and starts giggling behind the bar [22:36] <fianna> The last time you tried a stunt like that, you wound up serving six months at the WJ Clinton Memorial Center for Sexual Deviants [22:37] <Chanur> that little dog is dangerous! [22:37] <RD> that's what i mean [22:37] <Shark> I've been training to go a few rounds with her :D I'll win! :D [22:37] <Peachyra> now, just who would be dumb enough to try and put on the harness? [22:37] <RD> why, fianna of course... [22:37] * Chanur points at TW [22:37] <fianna> Just make sure TW brings a can opener to the match, Sharky ) [22:37] <fianna> :) [22:38] <RD> no, i guess we'll have to go back to plan b [22:38] <TW> I'll bring the duct tape too:) [22:38] <Peachyra> can we have a duct tape appreciation night? [22:38] <fianna> Heh, staple gun! [22:38] <TW> Missus sees it and goes running [22:38] <Chanur> I am not being a coat again RD. [22:38] <RD> ok plan c [22:39] <Shark> I've got a secret weapon! [22:39] <RD> now it sound crazy but it'll work [22:39] * Shark pulls out the astral laptop [22:39] <Shark> Sebastian let me borrow it! :D [22:39] <Chanur> what would a crab know? [22:39] <Shark> All I have to do is zap her into a story of my chosing! :D [22:39] <RD> ooo [22:39] <fianna> Uh oh [22:39] <Chanur> oh oh....... I just got a really bad idea. [22:40] <Shark> No, silly, Sebastian is my demon child character from one of the old TCAT RPGs [22:40] <Peachyra> better not be one of my stories [22:40] <Chanur> Demon child, crab, same thing. [22:40] <Shark> Plus my love will bring some other...things...to make me feel all better after the match :) [22:40] * RD takes out un-capped camera [22:41] <Chanur> Peachy, you only have 2 stories.... one of which should have been published in Hustler.....*Smile* [22:41] <Shark> I'll write a story in which I eat a small, helpless goldfish and zap her into the part of the goldfish :9 [22:41] <Peachyra> hey! [22:41] <Peachyra> it's much better quality then hustler [22:42] <Peachyra> :-p [22:42] <RD> it's more like fu.net's harry potty material [22:42] <fianna> Remember "Night of the Revenge of the Living Dead Authors"? [22:42] <Peachyra> hey now, I have friends who write hp slash [22:42] <Peachyra> be nice [22:42] <RD> lol [22:42] <Peachyra> yup [22:42] <fianna> Great [22:42] <fianna> Occult-based kiddie porn [22:42] <Chanur> speaking of Harry Potty.... did you see that there are 13,5000 stories posted there on the subject???? [22:42] <Peachyra> .... [22:42] <RD> god even i don't write such stuff [22:42] <Peachyra> not hardly [22:42] <Shark> Ooohh! I loved Night of the Living Authors! [22:43] <Chanur> and we don't have a single hani oine there. [22:43] <fianna> snicker :) [22:43] <Shark> Although it was a TW torture story :( [22:43] <fianna> TW came out on top [22:43] <Peachyra> shall I direct you to some of the better hp stories? [22:43] <RD> mwahahah!!! [22:43] <RD> just playing around [22:43] <Chanur> yeah.... I need to lose some weight. [22:43] <RD> hewlet packard stories? [22:44] <Chanur> There is only one solid TW torture story here.....the Avenger. [22:44] <RD> people write fics about their calculators and perinters? [22:44] <fianna> Horse Power stories ? [22:44] <Peachyra> didn't you know, the printers are always trying to get it on with one another [22:44] <RD> I NEW THAT [22:44] <RD> always runnign out of toner [22:44] <Peachyra> knew even? [22:44] <RD> like we wouldn't notice [22:44] <Peachyra> uh huh [22:45] <fianna> Chanur - you read night of the yaddah-yaddah? [22:45] <RD> the avenger? [22:45] <Peachyra> eh, go read stuff by naraku, rd, you should like it [22:45] <RD> as long as it's not stuff by lhale or marry sue whipple [22:46] <Chanur> of course I did Fianna.... I read, (Or try to) everything posted to the group..... I had hoped for ther dance scene in the end out of thriller though. [22:46] <Peachyra> nope [22:47] <RD> good, lhale = marrysuewhipple = the assholes who got me introuble with zink in the first place [22:47] * TW morphs into a full lion and lays by the fire [22:47] *** TW is now known as InsaneLion [22:47] <Chanur> BTW look for a post from me on ToT within the next week, depending on how quickly I type. [22:48] <fianna> That was a pretty solid TW story, IMHO [22:48] <RD> k [22:48] <InsaneLion> fianna - what one? [22:48] <fianna> Night of the Revenge of the Living Dead Authors [22:48] <Peachyra> ok, RD, it's not them, her, whatever [22:48] <Peachyra> geeze, would I lead you wrong? [22:48] <RD> hhehe [22:48] <RD> no [22:49] <Peachyra> right, you're going to trust me [22:49] * Shark pads over to his love and cuddles with him [22:49] * Chanur glares [22:49] <RD> i wrote a female slash story, btw [22:49] <Chanur> I wasn't aware shartks could pad... [22:49] <InsaneLion> heh [22:49] <InsaneLion> little do you know !@ [22:49] <Peachyra> you did? [22:49] <InsaneLion> asdf [22:49] <Peachyra> bout time [22:49] <Peachyra> was it hard? [22:49] <Chanur> nor do I want to know. [22:49] <RD> yeah [22:50] <RD> no it was easy [22:50] <RD> its posted as 'alone' [22:50] <fianna> My baby just woke up [22:50] <Peachyra> hi baby! [22:50] <fianna> She's so cute when she wakies :) [22:50] * Peachyra waves to the poodle [22:50] <RD> pumyra and a warror maiden [22:50] <Peachyra> that's cool [22:50] <RD> don't incite teh poodle!! [22:50] <Peachyra> oh wait [22:50] <Peachyra> what did you do to Pumyra this time? [22:50] <RD> nothing, she lives [22:51] <RD> she's the one telling the story [22:51] <Peachyra> fully intact? [22:51] <RD> of course [22:51] <Peachyra> we'll see [22:51] <RD> you should read it, might remind you of a few things... [22:51] <fianna> She's like a little girl. "Honey, I wanna dreeeenk, pleeeeeez?" [22:51] <Peachyra> and why can't I say hello to the poodle? [22:51] <fianna> By all means say hello :) [22:51] <RD> hi then! [22:51] * Peachyra sends the poodle a bottle of water [22:51] * Chanur walks behind the bar and pulls out a bottle m,arked "Ego Inflater* [22:51] <fianna> Gratis [22:52] <fianna> careful, that thing is loaded [22:52] * Chanur takes shot [22:52] <Peachyra> uh oh [22:52] <RD> i had a few glasses earlier [22:52] <RD> not very potent, really [22:52] <fianna> RD, your ego is already at maximum inflation [22:52] <Peachyra> well, when you max out, there's not much else you can do [22:52] <fianna> so there is little effect [22:53] * Chanur licks lips......then guzzles entire bottle [22:53] <RD> me, what? i have an ego [22:53] <RD> (that's my humility speaking) [22:53] <Peachyra> oh no [22:53] <Peachyra> yeah, more like your butt [22:53] * Peachyra gets out a stick [22:53] <Chanur> I don't feel any different... [22:53] <fianna> I saw a dilbert cartoon where Dilbert spoke to a girl in a bar [22:54] <fianna> Introduced her to a little pile of poo [22:54] <Peachyra> you know, you're still hanging by your ankels, anybody for a game of pinata RD? [22:54] <fianna> "This is my ego: [22:54] <fianna> She splashes her drink on it [22:54] <fianna> It grew to eight feet tall [22:54] <InsaneLion> this sucks... I hate it... why do the werewolfs always have to die in the end [22:54] <fianna> "Serve me, woman!" it roared [22:54] <RD> (couse i didn't write the movie, tw) [22:55] <fianna> "That's why I don;t feed it alchohol," Dilbert said [22:55] <Peachyra> what are you reading tw? [22:55] * Chanur curls up into a small ball, muttering about child death warnings in stories [22:55] <InsaneLion> watching a movie on sci fi [22:56] <fianna> Don't take it personal, Chanur, Tay has ALWAYS been like that [22:56] <Peachyra> yeah, I guess you should have sent one out [22:56] <Shark> Which movie, love? [22:56] <Peachyra> sorry about me telling you not to worry about it [22:56] <InsaneLion> not sure [22:56] <fianna> Did a German Sheppard tear up the wolf? [22:57] <Chanur> Lion, I can name two wearwolf movies where the wolf doesn't die... [22:57] <Chanur> Teen wolf 1 and 2 [22:57] <InsaneLion> fianna - no - some lousy humans [22:58] <Shark> A lot of the werewolf movies suck [22:58] <Shark> Like The Howling III [22:58] <Shark> GAH! That was terrible [22:58] <Chanur> but do they sawollow? [22:58] <fianna> Not "Bad Moon Rising" then [22:58] <RD> oh my lord [22:58] <fianna> That one was pretty good [22:58] <fianna> The movie [22:58] <fianna> not Chanur's joke [22:58] <Shark> Never seen Bad Moon Rising [22:58] <fianna> That was another groaner [22:58] <Chanur> the joke was bad then? [22:58] <fianna> ::groan:: [22:59] <RD> and then people have the audacity to complain about me? [22:59] <RD> lol! [22:59] <Chanur> Hani hummor is alwasys a little strange. [22:59] <Peachyra> uh huh [22:59] <fianna> Rent it, it really is a good move, and a pretty good werewolf too [22:59] <RD> hehehe! [23:00] <fianna> And rent EVIL DEAD 2!!! [23:00] * Chanur 's ego tick jums off and goes looking for a new home [23:00] <fianna> Evil Dead 1 is pretty good, 2 is better [23:00] * Peachyra would rather watch something fluffy and happy [23:00] <RD> ok, here's akitty [23:00] * RD shows her a kitty [23:00] <Shark> But whatever you do, don't ever watch The Howling III...your mind will never be the same [23:00] * fianna hands Peachyra a dead Pikachu on a stick [23:01] <RD> the howling? [23:01] <Shark> All of those horrid scenes from that movie are burned into my memory! GAH! [23:01] <Chanur> Amityville Horror. [23:01] <fianna> I saw it as a kid...explains much [23:01] <RD> i heard of that [23:01] <fianna> The first Howling was a classic [23:01] <Shark> TW can attest to what I'm saying...he saw the first half of it [23:01] <RD> but you know what the worst horror film of all time was? [23:01] <Chanur> ok....... you guys ever seen a spook light? [23:01] <fianna> ?? to both of you [23:01] <Shark> The Howling I was a classic [23:02] <RD> house 2 [23:02] <Shark> But The Howlings after that all sucked eggs [23:02] <Chanur> serious here...... we have one in the upper part of Michigan [23:02] <InsaneLion> I like the howling III [23:02] <Peachyra> thanks Fianna, I've always prefered Digimon to Pokemon [23:02] <InsaneLion> I liked them all [23:02] <RD> you are insane! [23:02] <Shark> Love...you didn't see all of it, did you? [23:02] <InsaneLion> not the best... but a werewolf is a werewolf [23:02] <Shark> The first part was OK...but the rest of it really sucked [23:02] <InsaneLion> yup [23:02] * fianna pulls Pikachu off the stick and impales Garumon on it [23:02] <InsaneLion> twice [23:02] <fianna> There ya go [23:03] <Shark> Garurumon, you mena? ;) [23:03] <Peachyra> Garurumon!, he kicks but [23:03] <RD> hey, if no one wants this kitten it's going back in the blender [23:03] <Shark> You watched that POS movie twice? God, love, I feel for you :( [23:03] <fianna> Whadever, just eat him before he dies [23:03] <Peachyra> kitten? [23:03] <Peachyra> I want a kitty [23:03] <Shark> mena=mean [23:03] <RD> here [23:03] * fianna rips Garurumon off the stick and... [23:03] * Peachyra holds out hands for the kitty [23:03] <fianna> I CANT DO IT!! [23:03] <Peachyra> not on the stick! [23:04] * RD throw kitten across the room [23:04] * Chanur folds his ears shut and nodds off. [23:04] <Shark> Poor kitty! :( [23:04] <fianna> Hey, true story [23:04] <fianna> We had a stray caqt show up at work yesterday [23:04] <fianna> Not just any cat [23:04] <fianna> Cougar cub [23:04] * Peachyra tosses stick away and catches the kitty [23:04] <Shark> WOW!!! [23:04] <Peachyra> woah [23:04] <Shark> I'd have kept it [23:04] <Peachyra> neat [23:04] <Peachyra> was it really young? [23:05] <Shark> Of course, I would've had no idea what it actually was ;) [23:05] <fianna> You couldn't miss it [23:05] <Shark> I'm a sucker for stray kitties [23:05] <fianna> Bright green eyes [23:05] <Peachyra> awwww [23:05] * RD starts measuring cougar for display case [23:06] <fianna> Build like a large housecat, but fur, coloration, hell mass [23:06] * Peachyra whaps RD over the head with a bloody stick [23:06] <Peachyra> would you stop that [23:06] * Chanur a single eye opens, watching the hairless one. [23:06] <fianna> this cat had to weaigh 20 lbs [23:06] <fianna> BIG feet [23:06] <fianna> tame as a kitten [23:06] <fianna> petted and scratched [23:06] <Peachyra> I bet it did [23:06] <Shark> What did you do with it? [23:07] <fianna> Left it alone [23:07] <RD> dog and cats [23:07] <fianna> Be fun when it gets grown up and comes back looking for something more substantial than cheeseburgers [23:07] <fianna> like employees [23:07] <Shark> LOL [23:07] <Peachyra> you didn't call someone? [23:07] <fianna> Who to call? [23:07] <Peachyra> like an animal preserve or something [23:07] <fianna> This is Florida [23:07] <Peachyra> yeah, and? [23:07] <fianna> We have wild cougars and pumas down here [23:08] <fianna> Gators [23:08] <fianna> BIG honkin' snakes! [23:08] * Peachyra retracts resume from disney [23:08] <Peachyra> brb guys [23:08] <fianna> hell, our roaches could take those wimpy NYC bugs any day [23:08] <RD> hmm, lampshades, door mats, and shows [23:08] <Shark> I've lived here for almost seven years now, and never once have I seen a big cat in the wild :( [23:08] <RD> shoes [23:08] <Shark> SNAKIES!! :D [23:09] <RD> ill have to visit fl sometime [23:09] <Shark> I've seen LOTS of those crawling around! [23:09] <Shark> Bring TW with you, RD [23:09] <Shark> Kidnap him if you have to :D [23:09] <RD> miama has more crabs than cheetara [23:09] <fianna> Driving through the park, the rangers stopped traffic for five minutes while a snake crossed the road [23:09] <Shark> lol [23:09] <RD> he might kidnap me! [23:09] <RD> lol [23:09] <Shark> SNAKIES! [23:10] <fianna> What else? [23:10] <Shark> SNAKIES are so CUTE! :D [23:10] <fianna> Scorpions [23:10] <fianna> Huge spiders ::shudder:: [23:10] <RD> spiders are ok, but not scorpions [23:10] <fianna> Go to your car in the morning, find a web stretched from the lowest brach of a tree to the ground [23:10] <fianna> 12 feet high, 4 feet across [23:11] <RD> industrius things! [23:11] <fianna> and a spider with a body the size4 of your thumb, and legspan like your hand [23:11] <Shark> They eat birds :D [23:11] <fianna> On the ground, they run like a raped ape [23:12] <fianna> Which is a really ironic idiom, considering my story [23:12] <Chanur> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*snore*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*Snore*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz [23:12] * RD starts measuring hani from afar [23:12] * fianna reaches for the Baileys, but Chanur is in the way [23:12] * Shark drops a giant centipede down Chanur's pants [23:12] * fianna rolls Chanur onto the floor [23:12] <fianna> Thud [23:13] <fianna> Ah, Baileys [23:13] <Chanur> thud!zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz [23:13] * Shark laughs as this further aggravates the centipede [23:13] <RD> oh look the centepeds made a new home [23:13] <fianna> Plenty of room without the pom poms [23:13] <fianna> This could end up an urban legend [23:14] <fianna> like the hamster story [23:14] <RD> mwahahah!!! [23:14] <fianna> Or the concrete one [23:14] <fianna> Quick, somebody stuff him in a microwave! [23:15] <Shark> lol [23:15] <RD> he broke the damn thing [23:15] * fianna rolls in RD's Snarfcooker 2002 [23:15] <fianna> I fixed it [23:15] <Chanur> *The hani farts* [23:15] <fianna> I'm an electrician, I can do that [23:16] * fianna scoops up Stinky and pops him in the nuker [23:16] <fianna> Set for Deep Fat Fry [23:16] <Shark> LOL [23:17] <fianna> Sharky, would you like the honor of pushing "Start"? [23:17] <RD> man, who's going to clean the hair out [23:17] * Chanur 's eye pops open taking in the situation [23:17] <RD> this is unsanitary! [23:17] * Shark pushes START! :D [23:17] <fianna> Burn, baby, burn! [23:17] <fianna> Listen@ [23:17] <fianna> ! [23:17] <fianna> Sound's like popcorn [23:18] <Chanur> um..... gezze it's hot in here..... [23:18] <fianna> I smell something... [23:18] <fianna> Was he wearing a watch? [23:18] <fianna> Some kinda metal? [23:18] <RD> might be part of the pompoms [23:18] <Chanur> AHHH!!!!!! MY KNIFE!!!!!!! [23:18] <fianna> He'll start to hallucinate as his brain begins to bubble [23:18] <Shark> Wow! [23:19] <Chanur> *DING* [23:19] <fianna> Be a good time to remind him he;s not real [23:19] <Chanur> I am so real! [23:19] <fianna> I was particularly proud of this line: [23:19] <Chanur> as real as you! [23:20] <fianna> "We looked into it. No record of this Chris Senechal person in wisconsin or anywhere else. As far as we no, he doesn;t exist" [23:20] <fianna> Ah, sweet irony [23:21] <Peachyra> I made it back [23:22] <fianna> We cooked Chanur [23:22] <RD> wb [23:22] <Peachyra> ? [23:22] <Peachyra> cooked him? [23:22] <Peachyra> :-/ [23:22] <fianna> Well troops, I think I'm gonna head out [23:22] <fianna> Yup [23:23] <Peachyra> you guys never think of me [23:23] <Shark> Night night! [23:23] <Peachyra> I don't eat meat [23:23] <fianna> and reminded him he doesn;t exist [23:23] <fianna> He's a turnip [23:23] <Peachyra> goodnight fianna [23:23] <Peachyra> :-p [23:23] <fianna> Just fell of the turnip truck :) [23:23] <RD> night! [23:23] <fianna> Goodnight, you pale kings and princes! [23:23] * Peachyra clears her throat [23:24] <fianna> And avataresses [23:24] <Peachyra> :-) [23:24] <RD> later [23:24] <Peachyra> laters [23:24] <fianna> night all! [23:24] *** fianna (Fianna@...) Quit [23:26] <RD> hmmm [23:26] <Peachyra> what now? [23:27] <RD> oh nothing [23:27] <RD> just keeping you on your toes, tis all! [23:27] <Peachyra> eh [23:27] * Peachyra wraps up in a blacket with tail (tm) [23:28] <Peachyra> blanket, even [23:29] <Chanur> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz [23:29] * RD plugs chanur into outlet [23:30] * RD watches the light show [23:30] * Chanur 's eyes light up like a night light. [23:30] <RD> hehe [23:31] <Peachyra> me humms theam to bright light [23:32] * InsaneLion ties RD into a pretzle and hands him to Shark [23:32] <RD> hey, how can i take pictures now? [23:33] * Shark eats the RD pretzel :9 [23:33] <Peachyra> well, I think I'm gonna go guys [23:33] <Shark> Mmmm!!! Now for dessert! [23:33] <Peachyra> laters! [23:33] <Shark> Night night Peach :) [23:33] <InsaneLion> later [23:33] <RD> night! [23:33] <Peachyra> throws shark some chocolate covered pears [23:33] <Peachyra> bye-ee [23:33] *** Chanur (eirc908@...) Quit (Today is a good day to chat.) [23:33] *** Peachyra (Peachyra@0-1pool52- 182.nas55.somerville1.ma.us.da.qwest.net) Quit [23:33] * Shark gets in between InsaneLion's legs... [23:34] <Shark> Mmm...dessert :9 [23:34] <RD> lol [23:34] <RD> we'll got to call it a night too [23:35] <RD> night! [23:35] *** Disconnected Session Close: Sat Apr 06 23:35:13 2002