2003-08-22

Session Start: Fri Aug 22 19:19:00 2003 Session Ident: #TCATGR [19:19] * Now talking in #TCATGR [19:19] * Topic is 'rd on top!' [19:19] * Set by X2 on Fri Aug 22 17:36:19 [19:19] #TCATGR url is http://www.thunderwolf.org/tcatgr.html [19:19] * X2 sets mode: +o RD [19:19] <@X2> [RD] where ever there is not-nice, rd lives! [19:19] <@RD> gates... [19:22] * Guest has joined #TCATGR [19:22] * Guest is now known as TheButterflyHink [19:22] <TheButterflyHink> Yo [19:22] <@RD> hi! [19:23] <@RD> so what's uppish? [19:24] <TheButterflyHink> Not muchish. You? [19:24] <@RD> i'm spending so much money left and right [19:24] <TheButterflyHink> Yeah. Won't be long you'll be spending it to repair an ulcer, eh? [19:25] <@RD> i wouldn't doubt it [19:25] * RD sets mode: +o TheButterflyHink [19:25] <@TheButterflyHink> I'm sorry :-( I know how it goes. I'm tryin' to stop spending money, too. [19:25] <@TheButterflyHink> Its a disease. [19:25] <@RD> i'm planning to build a pc from scratch so i know there'll be probl [19:26] <@RD> i think so too but what a lovely disorder! [19:27] <@TheButterflyHink> Heh. Maybe. [19:27] <@TheButterflyHink> Say, didn't someone post news to the group about a new series? Know anything about it? [19:28] <@RD> hmm, not that i'm aware of [19:28] <@RD> i do know they're planning to issue the old series on dvd [19:28] <@TheButterflyHink> Ahhh. That was it. I'm so tired. Sorry [19:28] <@TheButterflyHink> So whats the scoop with that? [19:29] <@RD> i donno, haven't seen anything of it at amazon [19:29] <@RD> hope it is true though, some of the dvd copies of the show are...dreadful [19:30] <@TheButterflyHink> Yeah. I dunno, I've just D/L some of them, which I assume is probably the same encode. [19:30] <@RD> yeah, the quality varies but i've never seen anything "good" [19:31] <@RD> so...how was that final?? [19:32] <@TheButterflyHink> I felt real confident about it. [19:33] <@RD> :) [19:33] <@RD> good! [19:33] <@TheButterflyHink> It was the assignments portfolio I'm worried about now. A lot of 'em were rushed. [19:33] <@RD> hmmm, porfolios... [19:34] <@TheButterflyHink> This was just a collection of assignments which I mostly put off until the very last minute. I'm a master procrastinator. [19:34] <@RD> hehehe [19:34] <@RD> aren't we all!! [19:34] <@RD> mwahahaha!! [19:35] <@TheButterflyHink> What does an instructor do if it is painfully obvious you procrastinated? [19:35] <@RD> hmmm, that's what red pens are for i think :( [19:36] <@TheButterflyHink> But...I might still pass, righT? [19:36] <@TheButterflyHink> RIGHT?! [19:36] <@RD> sure, which counts for more at the end? the test or the portfolio? [19:37] <@TheButterflyHink> Test is 200, final is 100. I did fairly dismal on a midterm which was also worth 100. [19:37] <@TheButterflyHink> But I think I did great on the final. [19:37] <@RD> hmm, then there shouldn't be a problem [19:38] <@TheButterflyHink> Oh, crap. I meant the portfolio is worth 200. The final and midterm were 100 each.\ [19:38] <@RD> ah [19:38] <@RD> hmmm [19:39] <@RD> next time put $20's between the pages [19:39] <@TheButterflyHink> Seriously? [19:39] <@TheButterflyHink> Shit >:-/ [19:39] <@RD> lol, nah [19:39] <@RD> that's just a rumor about myself i started once [19:40] <@RD> im sure you'll do alright, though [19:41] * TheButterflyHink has quit IRC (Ping timeout for TheButterflyHink[ts46-01-qdr1697.mdfrd.or.charter.com]) [19:47] * Guest has joined #TCATGR [19:47] * Guest is now known as TheButterflyHink [19:47] <TheButterflyHink> Sorry, my connection went sour. [19:47] <@RD> wb! [19:47] * RD sets mode: +o TheButterflyHink [19:48] <@RD> so like i said, i think you'll do fine [19:48] <@RD> :) [19:48] <@TheButterflyHink> I hope so. [19:49] <@TheButterflyHink> I wish the teacher woulda told me so I could offer him sexual favors or something. [19:49] <@RD> :) mwahahaha!! [19:50] <@TheButterflyHink> Christ, things are getting so cuthroat on the DC board. [19:50] <@RD> lol, what happened now? [19:50] <@TheButterflyHink> Oh, just that moron is still around pissing me off. [19:51] <@TheButterflyHink> And now someone is throwing insults at the creative team. [19:51] <@RD> oh great [19:51] <@RD> more whiney fanboys [19:51] <@RD> did bret & co. shut 'em up? [19:52] <@TheButterflyHink> More or less. [19:52] <@RD> :) [19:52] <@TheButterflyHink> But they aren't even constructive in their criticism. Just "the book sucks" and stuff. [19:52] <@RD> they never are constructive, they're just whiney [19:53] <@RD> hmmm, asshats who've never produced anything of value in the fandom [19:54] <@TheButterflyHink> Yup yup [19:55] <@TheButterflyHink> But its the one idiot troll that really pisses me off. I'm sure I've wasted more time on him than I should've, but he just gets to me. [19:55] <@TheButterflyHink> I'm weak :-( [19:55] <@RD> i've discovered that trolls like that hate it when they get ignored [19:55] <@RD> they just get more and more obnoxious until they get on everyone's nerves :) [19:57] <@RD> they don't last very long after that [19:57] <@TheButterflyHink> Ahhh. Well, this asshat has couple asshat friends who've joined him. [19:57] <@TheButterflyHink> All equally idiotic. [19:57] <@RD> interesting [19:57] <@RD> what are the names? [19:58] <@RD> in my experience, sometimes it's just the same idiot with different names [20:00] <@TheButterflyHink> I dunno the names. :-( [20:00] <@TheButterflyHink> Oh, wait, one of 'em is Jaga [20:00] <@RD> user names? [20:00] <@RD> jaga? lol [20:00] <@TheButterflyHink> What? [20:01] <@RD> just that it figured the asshat would be named jagga [20:03] <@RD> i wonder if it could be our old gerbil friend [20:03] <@TheButterflyHink> Yeah... [20:03] <@TheButterflyHink> Gerbil friend? [20:03] <@RD> he's this asshat who flamed cheezey's black pyramid a few months ago [20:03] <@RD> wore himself out when we stopped replying to his drivel [20:05] <@RD> man, everyones like comatose [20:05] <@RD> oh shit! [20:05] * TheButterflyHink has quit IRC (Today is a good day to chat.) [20:05] * Guest has joined #TCATGR [20:05] <@RD> wb! [20:05] * Guest is now known as TheButterflyHink [20:05] <TheButterflyHink> Crap, I must be drunk. [20:06] <@RD> i blame gates [20:06] <@RD> man everyone's comatose!! [20:06] <@RD> and me more than anyone else! [20:06] <@RD> i totally forgot i had a cup of tea and now the bloody thing is cold [20:06] <TheButterflyHink> What kinda tea? [20:07] <@RD> raspberry royale [20:08] <@RD> my favorite! [20:08] <@RD> damn, i've still got to look at dp's pics :( [20:09] <@RD> and i heard talk about tigers :) [20:09] <TheButterflyHink> Yeah. They went to one of those butterfly sanctuaries. I'm so jealous. [20:10] <@RD> :) [20:11] <@RD> im so jealous of their hides!! [20:11] <@RD> err... [20:12] <@RD> did i say that aloud?? [20:12] <@RD> http://ratemykitten.com/ratemy/kitten?image=26696 [20:13] <@RD> http://ratemykitten.com/ratemy/kitten?image=82861 [20:13] <TheButterflyHink> Ack! [20:13] <TheButterflyHink> I should put my precious little baby on there [20:14] <@RD> :) [20:14] <@RD> someone put a picture of snarfer up there once [20:14] <@RD> it shows up on the bottom 20 every so often [20:15] <@RD> not quite sure what to make of this [20:15] <@RD> http://ratemykitten.com/ratemy/kitten?image=8954 [20:18] <TheButterflyHink> Ack! Looks like friggin' Hello Kitty. [20:20] <@RD> but is it a litter box, lol? [20:20] <TheButterflyHink> Ahhh...perhaps! [20:21] <@RD> .op thebutterflyhink [20:21] * X2 sets mode: +o TheButterflyHink [20:21] <@RD> i have a mouse ball!! [20:22] <@TheButterflyHink> What is that? [20:22] <@RD> the old mice had balls in them, i had to canabalize an old mouse and i kept it's ball [20:24] <@TheButterflyHink> Oh. Special! [20:24] <@RD> i like it, i like mice balls, yes, it's true :D [20:25] <@TheButterflyHink> Me too. [20:25] <@TheButterflyHink> I like to lick 'em. [20:25] <@RD> :) [20:25] <@RD> i like to bounce'em [20:25] <@RD> althought they don't really bounce, they made a weird noise and just sit there [20:28] <@TheButterflyHink> Whatcha doin'? [20:29] <@RD> watching tv [20:29] <@TheButterflyHink> Whats on?\ [20:30] <@RD> some vh1 special about the 70s [20:31] <@TheButterflyHink> Ahh. I love the 70's? [20:31] <@RD> yeah that's it! [20:31] <@TheButterflyHink> <sigh> well, I'm gonna go clean a lil' house. But I might be back later! [20:32] * TheButterflyHink has quit IRC (Today is a good day to chat.) [20:32] <@RD> k [22:30] * Sparky has joined #TCATGR [22:30] * X2 sets mode: +o Sparky [22:31] <@Sparky> hiya! [22:31] * @Sparky pokes around randomly [22:32] <@RD> hi!! [22:32] <@RD> heh heh heh [22:32] <@RD> it was lonely in here :( [22:32] <@Sparky> awwww... [22:32] * @Sparky gives RD his Tygra balloon double [22:32] <@RD> i feel so old [22:32] <@RD> yay! [22:32] <@Sparky> old!! [22:32] * @RD pops the balloon double [22:32] <@Sparky> old! [22:32] <@RD> virtual tygra death [22:32] <@Sparky> i cant believe it.. old!! [22:32] <@RD> yes, i said old!! [22:33] <@Sparky> as in ... ancient? [22:33] <@Sparky> elder? [22:33] <@Sparky> antidiluvian? [22:33] <@RD> anciano [22:33] <@Sparky> matusalenic? [22:33] <@RD> el anciano rivero [22:33] <@Sparky> prehistoric? [22:33] <@Sparky> el viejo rivero [22:33] <@RD> pre-cambrian [22:33] <@Sparky> viejo rabo verde rivero [22:33] <@Sparky> mwahahaha [22:33] <@RD> hmmmm [22:33] <@RD> :p [22:33] <@Sparky> ROFL [22:34] <@RD> :) [22:34] <@RD> i need to watch more horror movies and buy more horror movies and more importantly, i need to sell anime that i buy at very hight prices but never watch [22:34] <@RD> that is my mission in life [22:35] <@Sparky> and sell them for a fraction of their worth? [22:36] <@RD> yeah, unless i learn my lesson and keep 'em in their original wrappers [22:36] <@RD> :( [22:36] <@Sparky> old dog... how was that saying? [22:37] <@RD> hmmm [22:37] <@RD> i'll tryish [22:37] <@RD> .8ball will i ever learn? [22:37] <@X2> RD: My sources say no. [22:37] <@RD> ! [22:37] * @Sparky giggles [22:37] * @Sparky chortles [22:37] * @Sparky guffaws [22:38] <@RD> oh man... [22:39] * @Sparky goes to the kitchen and returns with tamales and pepsi [22:40] <@RD> :) [22:40] * @RD pulls out a tub of mustard from pocket [22:40] <@Sparky> ROFL [22:40] * @RD points to the mustard and says "now you just be queit" [22:41] * @RD continues to lecture "if you don't say anything she won't notice...err..." [22:41] * @RD looks innocent [22:41] * @Sparky serves RD some tomato lasagna and starts eating the tamales [22:41] <@RD> :) now i just need some thing to drink [22:41] <@RD> pixie shakes!! [22:42] <@Sparky> sorry... [22:42] <@Sparky> the pixies population has not increased enough yet... [22:42] <@Sparky> have some pepsi light [22:43] <@RD> hmmm [22:43] <@RD> alright :) [22:43] <@Sparky> do you think everybody got katnapped? [22:44] <@RD> i think so [22:44] <@RD> i think they're comatosse [22:45] <@Sparky> they must have purchased their snarf meat at your snovelor, ergo, you are to be blamed! [22:45] <@RD> !! [22:45] <@RD> i am always to blame [22:46] * Syms has joined #TCATGR [22:46] <@Sparky> Syms! [22:46] <@Sparky> .users [22:47] <Syms> hi Sparky, what's up? [22:47] <@RD> hi! [22:47] <Syms> hi undictator [22:47] <Syms> here's abuse for the day... [22:47] <@RD> hi [22:47] <@Sparky> nay, nay, you gotta eat first.. [22:47] <@RD> ooo abuse!! [22:47] * Syms staples a kick me sign on RD's back [22:47] <@RD> hey!! [22:48] * @Sparky serves Syms lots of tamales [22:48] * @RD staples 'i'm with stupid' onto sym's crotch [22:48] * @RD laughs mwahahahaha [22:48] <@RD> rd was here!! [22:48] <@Sparky> you'd both better wash yer hands before eating! [22:48] <@Sparky> why? has he gone? [22:48] <@Sparky> .8 was RD here? [22:48] <@X2> Sparky: It is decidedly so. [22:49] <@Sparky> .8 is he in here? [22:49] <@X2> Sparky: It's hard to be sure. [22:49] <@RD> !! [22:49] <Syms> you spelled it wrong...it says: "i'm wit yuupid" [22:49] <@Sparky> .op Syms [22:49] * X2 sets mode: +o Syms [22:49] <@RD> hmmm [22:49] <@Sparky> .users [22:49] <@Sparky> mmm [22:50] * @Syms carefully removes sign, flinching lots [22:50] <@RD> :) [22:50] <@RD> indeed rd was there!! [22:50] * @RD fondless mufassa and staples an 'rd was here' under the lion's tail!! [22:51] <@Syms> hmmm... [22:51] <@Sparky> ewww... some one put tha tlion out of his misery! [22:52] <@RD> :) [22:52] <@RD> i like it better this way [22:53] <@Syms> RD, i have a riff i'm gonna write now. getting down to business, like you said [22:53] <@RD> excellent!! [22:53] <@RD> at last new material! [22:53] <@Sparky> at last, at last!! [22:54] * @Sparky feigns RD's accent [22:54] <@Sparky> :) [22:54] <@RD> i'm gonna try to write one too, "rd vs. mummra" [22:54] <@Sparky> so, if mumra is the crispy one.. does it mean you are the hockey player? [22:54] <@Syms> it'll be a story of epic proportions...cliche epic proportions, but epic none the less! [22:55] <@RD> nope, i'm the crispy! [22:55] <@RD> cliche is good [22:56] <@Syms> you can't write that yet! you've other stories to complete! [22:56] <@RD> no, i must finish do it! [22:56] <@Sparky> dont you still owe some one a porn story? [22:57] <@RD> well yes [22:57] <@RD> i can do that too [22:57] <@Syms> i wanted to read the JD one... [22:57] <@RD> hmmm [22:58] <@Syms> mmm...er, that's not JD...the one about the guy who was writing the script... [22:58] <@Syms> i get my lamers mixed up, they're all so alike [22:58] <@RD> ronny [22:59] <@Syms> yea! that's the one [23:00] <@RD> hehehe [23:00] <@RD> maybe one day [23:00] <@RD> or maybe more rd ayanna 'cartoons' [23:00] <@Sparky> more? [23:00] <@Sparky> when did we see one? [23:00] <@RD> ! [23:00] <@Syms> i remember it [23:01] <@Syms> Sharky and TW beat up RD in the back of train at the end! [23:01] <@RD> hmmm [23:01] <@RD> double hmmm [23:01] <@RD> .8ball will i be avenged? [23:01] <@X2> RD: In your dreams... [23:01] <@Sparky> really? <scratches head> [23:01] <@RD> !!!! [23:01] <@RD> what [23:01] * @Syms laughs uproarishly [23:02] <@RD> .8ball will i get the last laugh? [23:02] <@X2> RD: Outlook seems bleak. [23:02] * @Sparky snickers downroarishly [23:02] <@RD> !!!! !!!! !!!! [23:02] <@RD> grrr [23:02] * @Syms keeps laughing [23:02] * @RD kicks and then molests the 8ball [23:04] <@Syms> that's too funny [23:04] <@Syms> brb [23:04] <@Sparky> k [23:05] <@RD> k [23:06] * @Sparky finishes her tamales [23:09] * @Syms returns [23:10] <@RD> wb! [23:10] * @Sparky waves a hand in welcome [23:12] * @Sparky pulls a creamy pie out of her purse, aims and.. [23:12] * @Sparky watches RD's face covered with cream [23:13] * @Sparky laughs [23:13] <@RD> grrrr!! [23:13] * @Syms drops a cherry on his head [23:13] * @Sparky laughs some more [23:13] <@Syms> perfect... [23:18] * @Syms is reading TCATGR email [23:18] <@Syms> RD, you saw Freddy vs Jason??? [23:18] <@Sparky> he claims he did.. yup.. that he says [23:19] <@RD> yup! [23:19] <@RD> that's why i want to write that riff!! [23:19] <@Syms> how was it? [23:19] <@RD> i thought it was a riot [23:20] <@Syms> funny as expected then??? now, i really wanna see it [23:21] <@RD> freddy got no respect! [23:21] <@Syms> how so? [23:21] <@Sparky> yeah, if both of them are bald! [23:21] <@RD> hmmmm [23:22] <@Syms> you should be nicer, Sparky! they're 'hair- challenged'. politically correct is the way to go! [23:22] <@RD> i think soon you might be neck challenged! [23:22] * @Sparky blinks [23:22] * @RD laughs mwahahahaha [23:23] <@Syms> you can't hurt me [23:24] * @RD laughs mwahahahaha [23:24] <@Sparky> yeah, you can't! [23:24] <@Syms> with my training, you're a mere mortal in comparison! [23:24] <@RD> grrr [23:25] <@RD> i shall have to take care of this is my riff [23:25] * @Syms sticks tongue out [23:25] <@Syms> neh! i'm almost as strong as Zhy! [23:26] <@RD> we shall see, yes? [23:26] <@RD> :D [23:27] <@Syms> if you insist [23:27] <@Sparky> mmm [23:29] <@Syms> i even punched her dragon <jerks thumb at Sparky> and he ran away [23:29] <@Sparky> hey, he did not run away!! [23:29] * @RD raises eyebrow [23:30] <@Sparky> Kala is a polite creature, and knew he should not eat or damage my friends! [23:31] <@Syms> he'd already bit me! i'd say that was damaging and not very polite! [23:31] <@RD> i disagree [23:31] <@RD> i think it was propper [23:32] <@RD> >:) [23:32] <@Sparky> http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/onceuponatimeinmexico/synopsis.html [23:32] <@RD> http://ratemykitten.com/ratemy/kitten?image=26696 [23:32] <@RD> i swear i did not do it [23:33] <@RD> i wanna watch that movie [23:33] <@Sparky> http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/themedallion/synopsis.html [23:33] <@Sparky> this one looks a lot like the cartoon series :) [23:33] <@RD> hehheh [23:35] <@RD> there's this new texas chainsaw masacre movie i absolutely have to see [23:35] <@RD> and then more horror movies [23:35] <@Syms> i wanna see that too [23:36] <@RD> :) [23:37] <@Syms> and that one movie coming about the vampires fighting the werewolves, and the main character is a vampire, and she falls in love with a werewolf, and that's...ya, know awkard [23:37] <@Sparky> a creepy romeo and juliet approach, uh? [23:38] <@RD> yeah! i saw that add to [23:38] <@RD> and there's one more about kids getting stuck in a cabin somewhere [23:38] <@Syms> Cabin Fever...isn't it? [23:38] <@RD> yeah that was it! [23:39] <@RD> and there's another about a priest and some demons but i'm not too sure about it [23:39] <@Syms> The Order..that looks good too [23:40] <@RD> hmm, they need to do some tiger torture movies [23:40] <@Syms> you could write the script and send it to someone [23:41] <@Sparky> yeah! [23:41] <@Sparky> and ask 20 thunderbucks at each fandom you belong to! [23:41] <@RD> "born...to die" [23:42] <@Syms> 20??? 20??? that's outrageous!!! what are you thinking???!!! [23:42] <@Syms> ...he should ask 50. 20, really...that's outrageously tiny [23:43] <@Sparky> hehe [23:43] <@Syms> well, if you do write, at least everyone here will like it [23:43] <@RD> for a tygra script, outrageously tiny is par for the course [23:43] <@RD> ha! and then i'll say it sucked [23:44] <@Syms> why? [23:44] <@RD> i'm the anit-ronny [23:45] <@RD> oh where's that link? [23:45] <@Syms> oh...that's ok [23:45] <@Syms> link? [23:46] <@RD> http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/ [23:46] <@RD> tw showed me that link yesterday [23:46] <@RD> check out the "smoke" section [23:46] <@RD> Customer: "My system's on fire. What do I do?" [23:48] <@RD> this is from the 'screen saver' section: [23:48] <@RD> A guy called in and said, "My computer blew up!" But, really, he had only experienced the 'starfield' screen saver. [23:48] <@Sparky> babbage.. babbage.. was he the man who built the first computer? [23:48] <@RD> yeah [23:48] <@Sparky> :) [23:48] <@RD> chuck babbage [23:48] <@Sparky> Chucky¿? [23:49] <@RD> :) [23:51] <@Sparky> Tech Support: "Tell me, is the cursor still there?" [23:51] <@Sparky> Customer: "No, I'm alone right now." [23:51] <@RD> lol [23:53] <@Syms> i luv these! hee hee, my buddy and i used to call Gateway with horrific computer problems...we were such jerks [23:53] <@Sparky> TW showed me once a page about some weird phonecalls to a tech support. .hehe.. ooh htey were fun! [23:56] <@RD> heh heh heh [23:57] * @Sparky keeps reading and laughing Session Close: Sat Aug 23 00:00:00 2003 Session Start: Sat Aug 23 00:00:00 2003 Session Ident: #TCATGR [00:01] <@RD> this has got to be the killer [00:01] <@RD> Customer: "Is it possible to put Windows 95 on a Commodore 64?" [00:01] <@RD> well i must be off to bedland :) [00:01] <@Syms> * Customer: "One of my friends gave me an ImageWriter printer and this keyboard. He said he gave me all the cables, but I can't figure out how to connect them. Am I missing something?" [00:01] <@Syms> # Tech Support: "Well, a computer would help." [00:01] <@Syms> # Customer: "You mean this keyboard isn't a word processor?" [00:01] <@RD> lol [00:01] <@Syms> # Tech Support: "No ma'am, its just an input device." [00:01] <@RD> i remember that one!! [00:02] <@Syms> # Customer: "Then I need to buy a computer, right?" [00:02] <@Syms> # Tech Support: "Yes." [00:02] <@RD> and then she asks if she needs a monitor! [00:02] <@Syms> * Customer: "Do you think I'll need a monitor, too?" [00:02] <@Syms> that's my favorite so far [00:02] <@Sparky> :p RD!! [00:02] <@RD> mwahahahaha!!! [00:02] <@RD> that one is so good!! [00:02] <@RD> night!! [00:02] <@Syms> night [00:03] <@RD> night sparks! [00:03] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Aug 23 00:03:19 2003